Me & My Muse – Day 2300: Tower of Muses: The Twenty-Third Ascent

Once again, we have arrived at another milestone.   A mandatory and objective milestone that will unfortunately and undoubtedly beyond certainty include a totally different post from Day 2000 and a nearly identical post from Day 2200.  I don’t know about you, but with me being at Walt Disney World, the LAST thing I want to do is spend the next 3-5 hours constructing a profoundly monumental and redundant display of my writing prowess.

I am sure that you are all aware of how things will transpire.  (Another exciting redundancy as usual, but it’s still me from last time!  The very same me from the 2200th entry!  You don’t believe me, do you?  Well, go back and read the 2200th entry and then go and tell me who’s lying.  And while we’re on redundancies, how much longer is he going to recycle this piece of rubbish?  I’m all about saving the environment, but recycling this for the twentieth time in a row?  My, what a milestone!  I do need to applaud for your originality…if you had any!  This is getting ridiculous!  There hasn’t been anything original since entry 100!  Well, okay.  There was also entry 2000, which was amazing by the way. Oh well.  I need to acknowledge his busy life, as I am quite busy myself, re-narrating this over-narrated narration…I also need to acknowledge his need for a memorable family holiday.  Walt Disney World, you say?  Smashing!  Listen Kyle.  When you do visit Epcot at the World Showcase, visit the United Kingdom and have a spot of tea and a scone for me, will you?  Zippity do-dah and all that other jazz…(My, do I really need to visit Walt Disney World some day.  Maybe when I get a break from this narrating, I will have a chance.)  My oh my what a wonderful day it is?  Isn’t it just magical?  For now, we will continue with this cheaply contrived recycled piece of milestone rubbish, rife with wit, dry humor, satire and sarcasm. Smashing!  I don’t think that I will change a thing!  Although I did change “2200th” to “2300th” and “nineteenth” to “twentieth”.  I also added an expression of my most sincere gratitude of his holiday at Disney World.  It is quite an honour to go there, and far far better than that tacky wasteland that is Disneyland Paris but now we’re just nit-picking, aren’t we? And while we’re at it,  why don’t we recycle almost everything in this entire post?  Wait!  What I just included was new!  So much for sticking to my plan…*sigh*)  I will leave an introspective entry and then shift my point of view to first person. (Blah blah blah.  Redundant again!  REDUNDANCY WARNING! How many more times are you going to recycle this?  Wait!  I’ve said that already!  Well it’s a good thing that I have included that redundancy warning!  Otherwise, you would not have been forewarned of said redundancies. What?  Did you really think that I was going to forget about it?  I remembered!  Go me!  I rock!)  I would then provide a predictable reaction from my Muse’s intended absence.

In a sheer attempt at humor, I redundantly acknowledge the composition of this entry.  How I talk about this being another milestone, and that this is just a slightly cheap reconstruction of an entry made 100 days ago.  (Not quite. I made some subtle changes and included a note to the reader to reread the 2200th entry which would provide a basis of proof that I am the same narrator that narrated 100 days ago.  And let’s not forget my undying gratitude for your wonderful holiday at Disney W…  *sigh*  That’s it!  After this narration shift is over, I am scheduling a holiday to Walt Disney World!  I think that I’ll stay at the Grand Floridian this time.  The Contemporary was rather fair and the room didn’t appeal to my tastes…)  How original!  You would have to be exhausted to pull off something like that! How I am aware of how things will transpire.  How I would leave an introspective…wait!  This is getting too redundant, and is on the brink of being extremely absurd and ridiculous.  Is it too late to start over?  (Genius!  Considering that you already typed the first two paragraphs, I would just delete them.  Just be sure to save my interjections.  They’re pure gold, I tell you!  Nevermind…You kept them…) With that, we will press on.

Blah blah blah…Long profound…wait!  This is redundant!  Wasn’t this mentioned in day 2200?  We know what happens next already.  The overdone exposition about the Muse and why she is not here, approaching the tower (Yes. This tower is different from the one that you saw in Day 2200.  It always is!  It’s different every 100 posts!) Let’s avoid the redundancy about being redundant, shall we?

But, breaking away from the overly astute sarcastic narrations that get more and more repetitive and redundant with the passing of each 100th post, I notice that this tower is… different.  Yes.  The tower is a little bit taller (About 100 stories taller, to be exact!  My are we smart!), but just to be sure.  We will have a look inside and see…

Time to recycle some text from my previous entry, with some subtle edits to make it resemble something slightly different, with the attempt of sounding original and new, since these milestone posts would be boring without that.  (I’m all for originality!  Let’s be brave!  Let’s make something slightly different so that no one will ever notice!  Bah!  I changed my mind!  Grand Floridian?  What was I thinking?  I want to stay in that new Star Wars resort!  The Galactic Starcruiser, right?)

After standing there for a while, I finally entered through the door.  Sure enough, the same field was there.  (We should really change the scenery a little bit.  Maybe in a later one, perhaps?  But this is entry 2300!  Maybe we should change it soon…Perhaps give it a major overhaul and make it resemble Walt Disney World in its entirety.  Ah, for my holiday to Walt Disney World, I’ll be sure not to forget to pack my light saber…)  I was surrounded by the same lush greenery as before.  (The greenery was so green that Kyle was overjoyed with ecstasy from the overwhelming greenness.)  Clovers and wildflowers. Yellow, orange, and red leaves.  A sea of color. Nothing was different from what I experienced 100 days ago.  (Except for everything else in this entry that I changed so far.  My, am I on a roll today!)

The colorful luminescent sea led to a rather tall structure that sat far in the distance.  A tall structure that looked even taller than before.  Again, this was getting too predictable, having already experienced this before.  And quite redundant.  Every 100 entries, the tower’s a little bigger.  We get it.

The tower looked like a skyscraper that a twelve-year-old would live in.  A trendy and flashy building – for tween girls. Pink accents emanated a powerful aura that ran up and down the glitter-adorned structure.  A large monitor with multiple displays was prominently visible, each one displaying a different social media platform, with one monitor constantly updating the latest and trendiest YouTube videos.  The diamond-studded glass had a pink tint to it.  (Oh please!  The designer can only think of the tween girls, can’t she?  Well, I never!)

“A fashionably glamorous and trendy building,” I said to myself.  “Can’t my Muse be any more original?”

Let’s cut to the chase, and find out if this tower really is different.

I got attention of the same receptionist who sat there, typing 100 days back.

“So, is this the same Tower of Muses as before?” I asked her, just to make sure.  (Oh, come on!  You ask her that every single time!  Shouldn’t you know the answer already?)

My Muse shook her head again and smiled.  “No, silly!  This tower is a little different.  And there’s a teleporter thingy that will take you to the 2201st floor!”

I nodded, with a slight grin on my face.  And this was mainly due to the deja vu.  “And this floor is still…”

“Floor 1,” she recited.  “ExperiMENTAL.  Tee hee…”

And of course the Dark Muse, which was then a bad idea, was just beginning to affect my Muse at this time… (*sigh*) ”Thank you,” I told her, proceeding forward to the mysterious portal that sat past the white service desk just before the elevators.

Upon entering the portal, she was right. I entered a new room, which resembled a different lobby. But this lobby had no exit, since this was the 2201st floor Sky Lobby.

Approaching a pink and glittered service desk, I saw a different Muse sitting there.  But she wasn’t typing.  In fact, she looked up right after I got to this floor.  It was only a split second that I saw her typing…

“Welcome, Kyle.” she announced.  “You are on the “InbeTWEEN…” floor.  This floor is one of my favorites, since it captures who I am, 99 days ago…”

I nodded, and looked at the elevators that were past her desk.  “I would like to go to floor 2300 now.”

At this, my Muse frowned.  “Why?  There are so many good floors!”

I advanced further to the elevators.  I then sighed, and quite deliberately broke the fourth wall.  The overly redundant redundancies have reached their limit for this post!  Would you really want me to actually pick 6 to 8 random floors and stop on them?  Sorry.  It’s not going to happen this time, either.  If you really wish to hear my discussion on the floors, you can visit any one of them by clicking on the links near the bottom of this post.  Okay.  If we don’t visit them, perhaps we should do this instead.  I will briefly recap some of my favorite floors, after I have taken a few minutes to determine what they are.

There.  After several minutes of reviewing all 99 entries, thinking and making a much needed edit over the older text,  I have my list.  It’s right here!  I have it on my lap.  Let’s see…I will put this in list form so that it will be easier for you to read.  My favorite floors are:

Floor 2201 – InbeTWEEN…

In this one, I come to terms with my now pre-prepubescent Muse. I learn of her new behavior and my lack of fluency in the Tween language.  What?  There’s a Tween language?  There totes is hundo p!  Don’t understand what that means?  Get woke and start reading this already.  Start stanning this blog with your fam.  Understanding the language is so goals, so read it and see how this one is GOAT.  Man, I really need to read this boots…

Floor 2206 – Far From Home…

So did I just go on some trip?  Am I far away from home?  Maybe this is just a fun hype post about my excitement for Spider-Man: Far From Home.  And apparently, I’m not the only one who’s excited, as Muse and her bestie is.  Who is her bestie?  Sorry.  You’re just going to have to read this and find out.  Read it, and don’t forget to update your Instagram status.  Your fam’s waiting…

Floor 2210 – Twins Days Festival is coming up…

In this one, I express my excitement for the upcoming Twins Days Festival.  My Muse is also very excited, only her twin looks nothing like her.  Only a special favor can make this moment even more special.  What is the moment?  Who granted this favor?  Find your twin and read this with them.  Don’t have a twin?  Sorry.  Can’t help you there…

Floor 2213 – Free Tim Horton’s

Yup.  It’s exactly what it sounds like.  What can make returning from a Toastmasters meeting to work be even better?  When you find a box of Tim Horton’s donuts in the 4th floor kitchen.  Moments like these don’t come every day, so you know what to do.  Grab the post quickly and eat it up boots.  And enjoy the sweet aftertaste.

Floor 2216 – Twinning it Up in Twinsburg

Here it is.  The fun thing about a vacation is being able to provide live updates every step of the way.  This post is no exception, so go ahead and read how the first day went.  It’s the bread and cheese, so don’t worry.  There will be plenty of meat tomorrow.  And it looks like the older and younger Muse twins are having fun!

Floor 2217 – Twins Days Festival The Main Event

As promised, the meat is all here.  So sink your teeth into as much of the action as possible.  With a parade, a carnival, a contest, talent shows, award shows, and a fireworks show, this was a loaded day, overflowing with awesome sauce.  And with a cool photo essay, you should be all covered.  Sink your teeth into this one, and use a napkin when you’re finished.  There’s plenty of Twins Days goodness there.

Floor 2219 – Twins Days Festival The Recap: For REALZ this Time!

You want more Twins Days?  Well, you’re in luck!  Brace yourself, because this one is a feast.  A 5,000+ word feast allowing you to relive all of my favorite moments at one of the most memorable weekends in the summer of 2019.  Are you game?  Are you hangry for some more Twins Days?  Then go on and read it!  ALL of it.  I assure you.  You will not be disappointed.

Floor 2222 – Smarter Phone

So did I finally send my Smart Phone off to college?  Not quite.  Instead, I bid my Samsung J3V farewell in favor of a newer model capable of taking much better selfies.  My old phone’s OS was starting to act up, so this upgrade was much needed.  What phone did I buy?  Open the app and start reading this post.  There’s a funny repair story too, so you definitely want to check it out.

Floor 2229 – My First Niece

After much waiting and anticipation, it finally happened.  My sister is finally a mother and I have my first niece.  To any of your who has ever experienced a woman giving birth before, this was very special and I’m glad that Harper Rae Otis is in this world.  So go ahead and read it, but be very careful.  Also be quiet.  It’s got that new baby smell.

Floor 2235 – Be Prepared!

“For what?”  “For the death of the king!”

In this one, I share my excitement about the hype that is the new Lion King movie.  So, are you prepared to read this?  Then bare your teeth and ambitions and sink it right into this entry.  It’s much better than zebra.  I assure you.

Floor 2237 – Time for the Weekend

While I’m very excited about it being the weekend, this is not why I selected this post.  In this one, the Tween Muse saga continues with something strange happening to my Muse.  The usual suspect is brought up, with Muse’s fam very worried about her.  Why are they so worried?  What happened to Boldie?  Read this one, and don’t forget to check your phone.  There could be a new group text!

Floor 2241 – Chill Tuesday

In this one, the plot thickens in the Tween Muse saga when I find out more about what’s going on with my Muse.  Apparently, popularity on social media makes her more powerful.  Sound too good to be true?  I thought so, until I saw the chaos that unfolded and her fam giving me another worried report about her.  Maybe I should read more of their group texts?  Anyway, really read this one boots and whatever you do, don’t look at any social media post from my Muse.  Likes are her currency of power.  So are selfies.  Beware!  You have been warned.

Floor 2247 – Happy Labor Day!

The plot thickens even more with my Muse’s popularity reaching unprecedented bounds.  Who can stop her?  No one, unless…wait!  No story arc today?  Everyone’s got the day off?  Well read this entry then!  How many times do you get a nice view of the Me & My Muse set?  Not too often.  So read it and if you glance carefully, you might be able to see the Dark Muse’s luxury trailer!  It’s an extra special one, indeed…

Floor 2251 – And the Weekend is Back

Things go from bad to worse when the story arc continues for realz this time.  Something happens to Muse’s bestie and Muse’s popularity reaches a dangerously unprecedented level.  Is her bestie her slave now?  Will her popularity reach earth?  Read this one, but IGNORE every one of Muse’s posts!  She can’t have any more popularity or we’re doomed!  What’s this?!  My Muse has a new post?  My favorite selfie?  I…I love all her posts…I will stan every one…

Floor 2252 – Writing and Leisure

In this one, Muse suddenly goes into a deep sleep when a familiar face provides a strategy to stop her.  What is this strategy?  Would now be a good time to look up the dankest memes?  Would that be goals?  Who is this familiar face?  Read this one, and think of the greatest new meme to grace the interwebs…

Floor 2258 – Friggatriskaideka…wha?

Besides having a word that’s very fun to say, I have a serious discussion with my Muse about Dark Muse’s past, and her true wishes and desires.  Wait a second!  How did Muse get free?  Shouldn’t she be a tween in a deep sleep?  Read this one, and what you do, beware of the number 13 and watch out for that…*REOW!!!!* *sigh* black cat…

Floor 2264 – Time for a Break…

In this one, Muse awakens and her social media fame surpasses that of the internet.  Her popularity becomes universal and she achieves meme status.  And not just any meme, but the ruler of all memes!  The entire world gets a much needed facelift and Muse becomes our wonderful new ruler!  What?!  I don’t have a problem with her ruling at all!  I do, however, have a problem with those that don’t respect our wonderful ruler!  Pay your respects to her and read this one!  And if you haven’t been keeping up to date with all her selfies, you’re in big trouble!  Muse will want to have a word with you…

Floor 2265 – Friday Fuji Fun

Before I can go ahead and enjoy my sushi, the real villain is revealed!  A troublemaking poser named (Emcee) MCMaker.  If his posts have reached your feed, DELETE them.  Besides his reveal, me and Remedy do damage control ensuring that our wonderful Meme ruler remains in power.  Read this one, and have nothing to do with that MCMaker imposter.  He’s a threat to our Great Meme Muse, but one that will soon be eliminated.  Read this one and show support for our queen.  She’ll really appreciate it.  Your likes keep her in power.

Floor 2267 – Muse meets the Maker

In this one, the Tween Muse Saga reaches its wonderful finale, with an epic showdown between Muse and MCMaker.  Who will win?  Who will lose?  What dank memes await in this wonderfully epic post full of awesome sauce?  Read this one, and don’t forget to like it.  This is one battle that will go down in history…

Floor 2268 – School Daze

With the Tween Muse Saga at a wonderful end, it is now time for school to begin for the Intangibles.  Because of Muse’s reign as a powerful meme, Intangible school was delayed for three weeks.  With class now in session, how does Muse fare on her first day?  Will she and her class need to make up those three weeks in summer school?  How much homework does she have?  Read this one, and put it in your backpack.  Remember what you read because there will be a pop quiz on it tomorrow!

Floor 2185 – Fresh Cider

Believe it or not, I did not pick this one for the fresh cider (as it was, the only cider there was hard cider, so I didn’t drink any).  In this one,  the Dark Muse encounters a serious episode of depression.  Why is she so depressed?  Does she need to “get real”?  Whatever the case, she totes needed some serious intervention to get herself woke.  That is all that I will share.  For the rest, you will just have to read it.  Grab your favorite cider and read this one.  It’s a real emotional ride.  Believe me…

Floor 2295 – The Most Magical Place on Earth

In this one, I share my excitement as I travel with my brother and parents to the Happiest Place on Earth.  Walt Disney World.  With this magical place having 30,000 acres, it is twice the size of Manhattan.  My Muse and her twin also get the opportunity to share the magic.  So everyone, put on your Mickey Mouse hat and start singing Zippity do-dah, because WE’RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!  Well, I and most of my family, at least.  Check out the pictures and the story for this is the post of a lifetime.


Wow! It looks like I had a little less favorites than what I thought. I included way more last time! Maybe I should’ve made the list longer. But it’s too late now. Onward to the 2300th floor…

My Muse, having heard the whole conversation, grinned.

“It’s amazing how much you know about those floors!” she told me.  “Especially since you haven’t even visited them…”

“Oh, I don’t need to…” I told her.  “I lived them!”

To that, she responded with a satisfied nod, and I proceeded to the elevators.  I then pressed the up button a few times.  Where are the elevators?  With this many, I would think that at least one would be ready for me! A few seconds later, I entered the first elevator door that opened.  It just happened to be the one next to me.

I entered the elevator and pressed the 2300 button.  Moments later, the doors closed.

Several moments passed.  At this point, Kyle decided to be a little more unoriginal and once again reused some material from the previous milestone entry.  Perhaps he’ll make it a little different so that they’ll never notice.  Just enough changes to throw off the audience.  How lazy of him!  Can’t he get his brain thinking of any more original ideas?  But Kyle would have none of that.  He is just as determined to bring this twenty-second milestone post to an abrupt end.  The good old recycled zinger.  They’ll never notice!  Unless the narrator reminds them…  (Which reminds me!  Yes.  Fresh zingers are good, but that’s besides the point!  This is my last line so my narrating shift is over!  Time to call Disney and plan my holiday!  I already asked about the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser. That’s booked for the next two solid years!  Grand Floridian it is, then.  Think I’ll make it January 18th to the 26th.  Farewell!  See you in entry 2400!)

Finally, moments later, the elevator arrived at the 2300th floor.

A little like the 2200th floor before it, this floor was an enormous room, lavishly decorated.  A desk sat in one corner and a king-sized bed sat in the other, which was one fourth the size of the bed that was in Entry 2000.  Pretty much the same room as the 2200th story, 2100th story, 1900th story, the 1800th story, the 1700th story, the 1600th story, the 1500th story, the 1400th story, the 1300th story, the 1200th story, the 1100th story, the 900th story, the 800th story, the 700th story, the 600th story, the 500th story, the 400th story, the 300th story, the 200th story, and the 100th story before it, only the room was the same size as the 2200th story, 2100th story, 1900th story, 1800th story, 1700th story, 1600th story, 1500th story, 1400th story, 1300th story, 1200th story, 1100th story, 900th story, 800th story, 700th story, 600th story, 500th story, 400th story, and 300th story and the bed was light blue.

Oh!  We agreed not to meddle with the following paragraph!  As much as we want to, we can’t.  It just wouldn’t be right…

And on the bed laid my Muse.  She was thirteen years old, dressed up as Elsa in her tween form and fast asleep, with a note attached to her. Laying beside her on the same bed was Twin Muse, also thirteen years old, but she was dressed up as Anna in her tween form and fast asleep, with no note attached to her.  It didn’t surprise me that she was sleeping, considering that creating this tower probably took so much out of her.  And her twin sister is asleep beside her?  Aw!  Now I’m going to guess that the note will mention that the computer in this room will have this entry already typed.  That even includes the later parts that you haven’t seen yet!  Am I right?  And this further adds to the redundancies that exist in this post already!

Attached to her hand was a note.  And this is what it said:

To my master (and YOU, Kyle!) Yes Twin Muse!  Will you let me write this?

I made this tower for you and me  (And I helped too! Include that!  Did you include it?) *sigh* Yes I did…  This is to honor your hard work and dedication for another 100 days of hardship, bringing the total up to 2300 (Wow!  2300 already?!  Should we tell him that we’re actually sleeping in Cinderella Castle?) Yes Kyle.  We’re sleeping in Cinderella Castle, and yes, we’re at 2300 already.  Thank you for your dedication to keeping this project going daily  (YEAH!  Thanks Kyle!  We both really appreciate it!  Seriously!  We REALLY do!)  *sigh* Twin Muse, can you stop adding to this letter?  We’ll never get it written!  (Hey!  Did you just see Cinderella?  I also saw Mickey and Minnie too!)  *sigh*  Twin Muse!!  Let’s finish this letter already.  I’m tired!  Aren’t you?  (*yawn*  Yes Muse.  Very tired…*yawn*  Tee hee!) If you look at your computer, the last entry is already written  (It is.  I just checked!  She’s right!)  Twin Muse!!  (Okay okay!  Sorry!).  I am (We are) still forever grateful to your kindness, your dedication to saving me (And me too!  You saved me plenty of times in the past.  I am very thankful!) and your gratitude.  (Yes. Sounds good)  Twin Muse?

Love,  (Lots of love!  XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO)  Twin Muse!  (What?  I love him too and I wanted to include plenty of X’s and O’s as proof!)  Okay then.  We both love him lots and lots and lots (and lots lots lots lots lots!!!)

Your Muse (and Twin Muse)

(P.S. I would like to thank you for sharing this wonderful and magical trip to Walt Disney World with me.  Cinderella’s Castle is AMAZING and I’m so glad that we’re able to sleep in it tonight!  Speaking of sleep, my sister just passed out on her bed.  I’m sure she’s just very tired.  I am thankful that the Creator is willing to let me experience being my true Intangible self again.  If only this could be permanent!  Who knows?  I am in a very magical place and all of my wishes could come true.  I am hoping and wishing that this will happen to me…*YAWN*  Wow!  That was a big yawn!  Well, before I fall asleep writing this, I want to say thank you again Kyle!  I would thank the two older Muses but they both went inside us to get ready for the next transformation!  Love you lots and lots and lots!  XOXOXO Tee hee…)

I then looked next to the bed and noticed a directory which was much like the 2200th floor, 2100th floor, 2000th floor, 1900th floor, the 1800th floor, the 1700th floor, the 1600th floor, the 1500th floor, the 1400th floor, the 1300th floor, the 1200th floor, the 1100th floor, the 1000th floor, the 900th floor, the 800th floor, the 700th floor, the 600th floor, the 500th floor, the 400th floor, the 300th floor, the 200th floor, and the 100th floor before it. However, this was the directory for the Tower of Muses, only it covered only the next 100 floors. I looked at the directory.

The Tower of Muses – Directory – Floors 2201-2300

Floor 2201 – InbeTWEEN…  Floor 2202 – Homecoming…  Floor 2203 – Made some more Marios…  Floor 2204 – Sunday Recharge  Floor 2205 – Quickie Post  Floor 2206 – Far From Home…  Floor 2207 – Another Meeting…  Floor 2208 – Getting DECed out in Kentwood  Floor 2209 – End of the Line  Floor 2210 – Twins Days Festival is coming up…  Floor 2211 – A Brief Sunday Update  Floor 2212 – Three Days…  Floor 2213 – Free Tim Horton’s  Floor 2214 – Brown Haircut: Twin-Con Edition  Floor 2215 – Pre Twin-Con Checklist  Floor 2216 – Twinning it Up in Twinsburg  Floor 2217 – Twins Days Festival – The Main Event  Floor 2218 – Twins Days Festival – The Aftermath  Floor 2219 – Twins Days Festival – The Recap: For REALZ this Time!  Floor 2220 – Tired Toastmasters Tuesday  Floor 2221 – Not Today…  Floor 2222 – Smarter Phone  Floor 2223 – And now it’s Friday…  Floor 2224 – Hitting the DEC in East Lansing  Floor 2225 – Birthday Eve  Floor 2226 – Happy Birthday!  Floor 2227 – Birthday Aftermath  Floor 2228 – Birthday Dinner: Part II  Floor 2229 – My First Niece  Floor 2230 – Weekend Fanfare  Floor 2231 – SaturNESday Birthday Weekend  Floor 2232 – SunNESday GoodNES…  Floor 2233 – The Lion King – 1994 Encore  Floor 2234 – Last Toast of the Month  Floor 2235 – Be Prepared!  Floor 2236 – Breakfast for Dinner  Floor 2237 – Time for the Weekend  Floor 2238 – A Slight Change of Plans  Floor 2239 – Last Week of Summer  Floor 2240 – Four Miles…  Floor 2241 – Chill Tuesday  Floor 2242 – Productive Wednesday  Floor 2243 – Almost there…  Floor 2244 – Hello Weekend…  Floor 2245 – Mario Making Time!  Floor 2246 – Mario Making and Fuji Fun  Floor 2247 – Happy Labor Day!  Floor 2248 – Double Toast Tuesday  Floor 2249 – Maru Sushi Afterhours  Floor 2250 – 100 Business Cards  Floor 2251 – And the Weekend is Back  Floor 2252 – Writing and Leisure  Floor 2253 – Sunday in a Nutshell  Floor 2254 – Mouthful of Kimchi  Floor 2255 – Another Helping of Toast and Pie  Floor 2256 – A Day That I Still Never Forget  Floor 2257 – The Sweet Smell of Sweat  Floor 2258 – Friggatriskaideka…wha?  Floor 2259 – Saturday the Write Way  Floor 2260 – Short update is Short  Floor 2261 – A Brief Summary of Today  Floor 2262 – September Toast – Open House Edition  Floor 2263 – All DECed Up  Floor 2264 – Time for a Break…  Floor 2265 – Friday Fuji Fun  Floor 2266 – Summer Outro  Floor 2267 – Muse meets the Maker  Floor 2268 – School Daze  Floor 2269 – Super Chill Tuesday  Floor 2270 – Life Group Time  Floor 2271 – Open up and Say AHHHHHHHH!!!!!  Floor 2272 – YAN…  Floor 2273 – Writing Weekend  Floor 2274 – Post Done Quick X  Floor 2275 – Farewell, September…  Floor 2276 – Hello October…  Floor 2277 – Wednesday Whirlwind  Floor 2278 – Workout Record  Floor 2279 – Singles Event…  Floor 2280 – Chill Saturday…  Floor 2281 – Brews, Bible, and Booming Voices!  Floor 2282 – A Toast to Monday…  Floor 2283 – Another Slice of Pie…  Floor 2284 – A Change of Plans…  Floor 2285 – Fresh Cider…  Floor 2286 – MercyMe Concert…  Floor 2287 – Through the Wringer  Floor 2288 – Taking the Weekend Back  Floor 2289 – More Sushi…  Floor 2290 – Mid-Month Toast  Floor 2291 – Disney Planning and Life Group  Floor 2292 – Itinerary and Survivor Catch-up  Floor 2293 – Pre-Disney Trip Checklist  Floor 2294 – Disney Eve  Floor 2295 – The Most Magical Place on Earth  Floor 2296 – The Most Magical Place on Earth – Part II: Epcot  Floor 2297 – The Most Magical Place on Earth – Part III: Animal Kingdom  Floor 2298 –The Most Magical Place on Earth – Part IV: Disney’s Hollywood Studios  Floor 2299 – The Most Magical Place on Earth – Part V: Magic Kingdom  Floor 2300 – The Most Magical Place on Earth – Part VI: More Magic  Floor 2300 – Tower of Muses: The Twenty-Third Ascent

The high today is going to be 87 degrees and the silver lining is having this 2300th post made.

To all of you who have ever completed a major milestone, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Just like entry 2200, she’s right! The entire entry is typed! And there’s that message at the end! Whoa!  All that quarreling back and forth!  Well, they’re sisters so that’s normal…Aw!  You’re welcome Twin Muse!  I hope to see you more as an Intangible as well!  Aw…How cute. I don’t understand how a narrator got into my post.  Oh well…And you want to go to Disney World too, huh?  Let me know how it goes!

Now I’ll…What’s going on? Just like before! It’s happening once again! On the bed! My Muse is flashing…