I don’t know which of the two I’ll start first, but I would like to return to my writing.  It’s been a while since I started and I would really like to get going on getting this done.  I will now enjoy…

 

Remedy:  Kyle!  We need to address the matter with Muse.

I know.  What happened?

Remedy:  She outgrew the Realm of Imagination.  Her popularity is everywhere and it’s contagious.  I put her to sleep so that she won’t do any additional damage.

Good.  We don’t want posts of her going viral around here…

Remedy:  I am working on a powerful meme that will totally hurt her popularity.  When implemented, she’ll lose a lot of followers.

It has to be powerful enough though.  If she’s too powerful, the meme won’t have any effect.

Remedy:  That’s why I put her to sleep.  This meme is going to take a while, and I can’t have her popularity growing while I work on it.  It has to be the most dank to have any effect on her at all…

Good.  I’ll let you work on that.  Hopefully, we’ll find a solution.

Remedy:  We will.  I’m not going to let my daughter rule over us with social media…

It’s kind of interesting, since her power comes from her popularity on facebook, Instagram, and other social media platforms.

Remedy:  Well, she’s a tween, so this kind of power makes perfect sense to her.  Now, if you would excuse me.  Creating this powerful meme is going to take a while.  I’ll let you know when it’s done!

Okay.  Thanks Remedy!

Remedy:  You’re welcome.  Enjoy your day!

*Remedy vanishes in a beam of light*

Well, I know that Dark Muse is responsible for Muse doing all this in the first place.  Well, at least she’s a sleep now.  Time to enjoy this day.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 8 months old today. She is 3’7.5″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 73 degrees and the silver lining is being able to enjoy this day and get some more writing done.

To those of you who are enjoying this Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  *snore*  More selfies…More likes…Tee hee… *snore*