Finale as in after my sixth day in a row of working, I get the day off tomorrow. Time to get this done and get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 62 degrees and the silver lining is being able to play Switch 2 at my friends later on.
To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Change of plans? Hopefully you’ll be able to make up that friend time today.
Twin Muse: *sips coffee* Get it done and spend time with your friend after! You got this!
Unlike the past four days, I will be doing the entire route today. After that, I will be having fun at my friend’s playing Nintendo Switch 2. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 57 degrees and the silver lining is being able to play Switch 2 at my friends later on.
To those of you who are enjoying your Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Nice that you’re doing your whole route. I’m going back to sleep…
Twin Muse: *sips coffee* Not me! I’m up and ready for the day! Good luck on your full route!
Not much to say here. I will be starting on day four of learning my new route. I’ll be working on the second half again so it should be easier today. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is getting more practice on my new route.
To those of you who are glad that it’s Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: You got this. Get it done!
Twin Muse: *sips coffee* Another day, another dollar!
Not much to say here. I will be starting on day three of learning my new route. The only difference is that I’ll be working on the second half today. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 75 degrees and the silver lining is getting more practice on my new route.
To those of you who like practicing their work skills, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: A new half? You got this!
Twin Muse: *sips coffee* That second half should be just as easy!
Not much to say here. I will be starting on day two of learning my new route. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 68 degrees and the silver lining is getting more practice on my new route.
To those of you who like practicing their work skills, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Keep it up! You should know the route better today.
Twin Muse: *sips coffee* Should be smooth sailing today!
While I’m still responsible for my current route, I will be learning a new route today at a different post office. That is pretty much it for today. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 69 degrees (nice) and the silver lining is learning a new route and having Toastmasters later on.
To those of you who like learning new things about your job, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: A new route? That’s nice!
Twin Muse: Get it done! You got this! *sips coffee*
And with all of that done, it’s now time to enjoy this evening. Time to do that before bed.
Today’s high is going to be 47 degrees and the silver lining is having the day off to unwind.
To those of you who survived Monday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: That dinner was great, wasn’t it?
Twin Muse: It was! Time to enjoy the evening now!
And today is just another Amazon Sunday. Basically, I get to deliver packages while the rest of my family gets to enjoy family time. That is all. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 47 degrees and the silver lining is having the rest of the day off later on.
To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Get those packages done and then enjoy your time off!
Twin Muse: Don’t forget to deliver mine! *sips coffee* It’s my next shipment of coffee! I ordered a lot so take your time!
Today is just a day that I’ll be visiting with my family and relatives. Amazon Sunday is tomorrow. That is all. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 61 degrees and the silver lining is having one more day before I work.
To those of you who are enjoying your Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Family time? I think I’m going to create a large family!
Twin Muse: It’s a dream, right? So let’s do that! *sips coffee* There we go! 8,748 of my closest relatives. And that is just my mother’s side!
Just another brief update with only two days until I work again. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 72 degrees and the silver lining is it finally being Friday.
To those of you who are glad that the weekend is finally here again, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Yay! Another Friday! Time to celebrate!
Twin Muse: I got just the thing! My own special Friday coffee! *sips coffee*
Just another countdown until Amazon Sunday. In the meantime, I will want to make my day worthwhile. Time to get started.
Today’s high is going to be 69 degrees (nice) and the silver lining is having more time to unwind.
To those of you who are trying to make use of your days off, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Just keep at it!
Twin Muse: *sips coffee* Maybe play with some AI tool that you could leverage for a business? Just throwing out some ideas here.
And with the flooding in the back, I really can’t go anywhere right now.
On the bright side, there’s a job conference for the USPS next month that I will be going to. I will also be going to the annual union meeting next Thursday evening. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 71 degrees and the silver lining is having time to strategize and unwind.
To those of you who are making use of your downtime, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Just keep thinking outside the box! Something will stick!
Twin Muse: Keep at it! *sips coffee* Maybe develop a side hustle in the meantime!
That’s what happened today. I delivered all of my regular’s route and took a little more than 5 hours to do this. Time to relax now.
Today’s high is going to be 75 degrees and the silver lining is working the full route.
To those of you who like practicing your job, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Nice! Enjoy your evening! You earned it!
Twin Muse: Maybe play a little bit of your game! Have fun!
Yup. Another day to tackle errands and go grocery shopping. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 72 degrees and the silver lining is having the day to complete errands.
To those of you who are waiting for Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I’m waiting to see how many book shelf canyons I can make! This will be the largest library ever!
Twin Muse: And I totally drank that gigantic cup of coffee! Now for the largest Switch 2 ever in the largest entertainment system ever! This dream keeps getting more and more fun, twinnie!
Easy how? Well, for one thing, this entry is already written. Time to get ready for my 8:30 shift now.
Today’s high is going to be 69 degrees (nice) and the silver lining is being able to unwind later.
To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I’m enjoying making this wonderful world with numerous bookshelf canyons!
Twin Muse: And I’m enjoying creating this gigantic cup of coffee! I can’t wait to drink it! Isn’t this dream fun, twinnie?
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
Seriously girl. Why do you always have to laugh like that? It’s both childish and annoying! So uncool!
Well, the fight continues. The fight between the Dark Muse and Dave the Dreamer.
Dave? Is that your name? You are leaving this instant. Honey? I’m making the scary guy go away, okay?
Yay! My universe again! Tee hee!
*the psychedelic landscape of Dave’s world immediately transforms into colorful pastels resembling carpeting and other soft fabrics*
Great. The world is now a Preschool again.
Hey dude. Don’t worry. It’s not game over yet. I’m just going to make them THINK that they won. I let the mom banish me on purpose as I have something much cooler planned. Sounds good, my freedom fighter?
Yeah! So you’re giving them a false sense of security? Okay.
Here it goes! Time for Operation: Save the Universe and all that stuff…
There you go, my dear. The mean and scary man is gone and you will never see him again. What is that you’re playing with? A whole bunch of universes?
Yeah! Tee hee! They’re all mine! I make them go boom! And then I’m gonna eat them! Tee hee!
*knock knock knock*
Oh! Is someone at the door? Keep playing with your universes and then have fun eating them dear.
I will, mommy! Tee hee!
*crrrrreak!*
Honey, I’m home!
Honey? Who are you?
I’m your husband, remember?
*everything flashes*
Oh, that’s right? Did you put in a good hard day of work, dear?
I did! Oh, and what’s my sweet honey bee doing? Hi pumpkin! What are you doing? That looks like universes that you’re playing with!
Hi daddy! They are universes and they’re all mine! Tee hee! I made them go boom and I’m going to eat them now!
No you’re not, my sweet pea. Universes are not good for you, dear.
Daddy’s right. Don’t eat any of those universes. You can play with them but just don’t eat them, okay?
But I wanna eat them! You WILL let me eat them, won’t you daddy?
*everything flashes*
Oh, that’s right! They’re very healthy! Go ahead and eat them all!
*knock knock knock*
Universe delivery service! Open up, please!
Honey, did we call for a universe delivery service?
Not that I can remember, my sugar dumpling. Let’s see who’s at the door.
*crrrreak!*
Hey dude! Universe delivery service at your disposal! I have 100 trillion new universes in every single flavor! I heard your little girl likes universes so help yourself! The first order is complementary, man!
I appreciate your pitch but we didn’t order anything!
I know, man! But isn’t something weird? Like something’s not right!
I don’t know what you’re talking about, mister. But if you’re going to solicit, you’re going to need to leave. Honey, make this solicitor leave this instant!
Wait man! I’ll leave! But first, I have something important to say! That little girl? She’s actually NOT a little girl at all! She’s just a Twin Muse! And you, mom? You’re actually not her mom. You’re just a Muse!
*everything flashes*
Whoa! What just happened?
Yeah. Why do I feel like I had the longest dream?
And why do I feel like you got rid of my wife? You will restore her this instant!
Dude! It’s cool! You don’t actually exist anymore!
*husband vanishes*
And now, dudes, I don’t know what all those other universes are doing there. There’s only one and it’s totally back to normal and stuff! Yeah!
Wow! What an easy resolution! I can only guess that Dave the Dreamer is actually The Creator in disguise. Thanks Dave the Dreamer!
You’re welcome, man! And since they’re still everywhere, you’re all back to normal and you’re normal sized, okay?
*both Muse and Twin Muse appear and revert back to their normal sizes*
Muse: Hey!
Twin Muse: Hi! We both had the weirdest dream!
No need to explain. I was part of every moment. And for me, it wasn’t a dream!
Dude, you’re wrong! Both of those Muses and me are still dreaming! You can’t stop a dreamer from dreaming man! I’ll leave you to end this one. Peace out!
Muse: That Dave was cool but he’s gone now!
Twin Muse: I know! It was fun hanging out with him for a short time!
What you did wasn’t fun for me. Can you not become an evil and immature Muse that thinks she’s five?
Twin Muse: Did I really do that? Well yeah. I just dreamt about it. Don’t worry! It’s just a dream!
For you, it is! And you! Don’t become a mother!
Muse: It was strange! I was Midnight Muse and was going to take care of Dark Muse, but then I suddenly became her mother! It was strange. It’s a good thing that it was just a dream!
*sigh* Nevermind. Both of you don’t get it. I’m part of your dreams but it all feels real to me. Anyway, with everything back to normal, I’m going to get ready now. Don’t go having irresponsible dreams now!
(Psst! Dude! If they do, I will just turn them back to normal immediately! Dave the Dreamer isn’t going to have this mess again! Sound good, freedom fighter?)
Yeah. That works.
Muse: We won’t Kyle! And if we do, it’s just a dream, right!
Twin Muse: She’s right! How is any of this going to hurt you if it’s not real? Let’s go! Let’s do anything we want!
Muse & Twin Muse: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
*both Muse and Twin Muse vanish in a bunch of colorful fireworks*
With everything back to normal, it’s time to land this one now.
Today’s high is going to be 54 degrees and the silver lining is everything finally being normal again.
To those of you who like everything being back to normal, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Let’s have a growing contest! The shortest one LOSES!
Twin Muse: I’m game! Let’s go!
*both Muses grow exponentially, trying to outgrow each other*
Dude. This should be interesting…
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
Whoa! Far out! I’m hearing a child in my mind!
Who was that second voice? It sounded like a hippie!
*a floating man with a bandana a tinted sunglasses appears while floating in the air*
Mysterious man: Cool! I can float! Righteous!
Who are you?
Mysterious man: Some awesome dreamer! I think of stuff and it happens! Watch!
*A large crowd of blue men appear and begin dancing*
Mysterious man: Yeah! That was cool! But now I’m hungry! I want a very big submarine sandwich!
*a large sub appears in the Mysterious man’s hand*
Mysterious man: Awesome! You want a bite? Here! I’ll just give you your own!
*a sub sandwich appears in my hand*
Nice. So you’re a dreamer too?
Mysterious man: People call me a dreamer. I guess that’s what I am. But whoa. What’s happening to my blue men?
*blue men transform into Dark Muse clones*
Dark Muse clones: Tee hee!
Tee hee hee hee hee….
I hate to break it to you, but you’re not the only dreamer here. There’s a dreamer that transformed this entire universe into her own. It’s an immature muse that transformed herself into a child.
Mysterious man: Really? That’s a bummer, man! Anyway, I’m Dave. Dave the Dreamer! So you’re telling me that this Dark Muse transformed this entire universe?
Yeah. And now she controls everything in it. She treats it like a toy.
Dave: Oh. So how did she do this? How did she change the whole universe? Because that sounds very far out, man!
How else do universes change in this story line? She basically just outgrew the universe, blew the old one up and it made her powerful enough to create her own. How else?
Dave: Oh, that’s easy man! If this is a dream and I’m a dreamer, this should be no problem! One Dave the Dreamer universe coming up! Do you want fries with that? Whoa!
*Dave begins outgrowing the earth, the solar system and the galaxy*
Dave: See? It’s very easy man! And…Whoa! Did I already reach the size of the universe? Urgh…Whoa…No more space…Not cool, man….Urrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!
*universe explodes*
Whoa! Who is that girl and who is that mom?
Tee hee hee hee hee…Who are you? My universe! Tee hee! I saw it first!
My sweetheart is right, mister. Be a dear and give it back to her.
No man! It’s all mine! What you’re doing with it is totally unrighteous! And why are there a bunch of other universes over there? They look like marbles! There should only be one, man! Not many!
*Dave appears next to me*
Dave: There’s the universe you ordered! But there’s a problem, man! A five year old girl and her mom said that it’s not mine! Also, I can see everything now! I can even see your own thoughts! The real me is everywhere! This is just a clone of myself. The real Dark Muse and her mom are also everywhere too!
So now what? Is there going to be a fight for the universe? And wow! The grass and everything on this earth is full of psychedelic colors and patterns!
Dave: Yeah. It’s kind of mine now so I added my own flair! There’s blue men everywhere but that little girl is still trying to change everything! Trying to add playground equipment and stuff. That’s not cool, man!
That little girl is the Dark Muse. Did you say something about a mom?
Dave: Yeah! I think that she’s some kind of Muse too!
That’s it! Both my Muses were dreamers so when Twin Muse became Dark Muse, she transformed my Muse into her mother after she became Midnight Muse. Her dream overpowered Midnight Muse’s, so I ended up with a universe created by a five year old.
Dave: Which is now replaced by a Dave the Dreamer universe! Yeah! But she keeps changing stuff back! Not cool! I’m going to fight for my universe back but it’s going to take a while, okay?
How about some entertainment in the meantime? Can you create a movie theater so I can watch the Super Mario Galaxy Movie again?
Dave: Sure dude! One ultra sized AMC Megaplex coming up!
*A gigantic movie theater appears next to me*
Dave: There you go, man! Right there is the AMC Gigaplex. 30 monstrous screens. Each one is the size of an IMAX theater. Get your ticket and treat yourself to the ultimate movie theater buffet. Don’t leave your popcorn naked as the Season Station has a selection of more than 20 flavors of Kernel Seasons all in 64 ounce industry standard containers! Our waitstaff will refill and reseason your popcorn for you so you don’t have to miss a single minute of your show! Also check out the nacho buffet, the candy buffet, and if you like the drinks, the booze station! Enjoy your show!
Nice! More than 20 flavors of Kernel Seasons?
Dave: Yeah. But don’t try to take any of those containers into a theater. They’re all tethered in anti-theft strings. So yeah. Enjoy your Mario movie, man! I gotta get my universe back!
Thanks Dave.
Well, it’s time to see the Super Mario Galaxy movie again in screaming IMAX thanks to Dave the Dreamer.
Today’s high is going to be 49 degrees and the silver lining is the universe finally starting to go back to normal.
To those of you who like hippies like Dave the Dreamer saving the day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Hey you little girl! Can you put that down? It kind of belongs to me!
No! Tee hee! It’s mine! I saw it first! Mommy, can you make the scary man go away?
Mister, I will not say it again but you are not welcome here. That universe belongs to my girl and you are not taking it away from her. Just leave before I make you leave.
I am not leaving, man! This is my universe! I am Dave the Dreamer, and since this is my dream, it’s all mine! Get lost, little girl! Get lost, little girl’s mom!
Mommy, make him stop! I don’t like him! Tee hee!
I will, dear. Oh, now you are going to get it! You just made my sweetie cry!
What am I going to get, man? Bring it on!
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
Far out, man! Far out!
What now? I don’t work until Sunday and Tuesday. That is all. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 62 degrees and the silver lining is having some time to unwind.
To those of you who are looking forward to Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Good. You get some time off!
Twin Muse: Make the most of it! *sips coffee* Put that off time to good use!
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
Not much to say here. As I’m typing this, the terrain has transformed once again. And the stars are multiplying and dancing in the sky. And is that a bunch of animals flying in the air? I’m done with this insanity.
*a bunch of stars transform into Dark Muses and begin swarming down towards me*
And a bunch of Dark Muses are about to chase me? Better end this one now.
From the dream that I had last night, today’s high is going to be 55 degrees and the silver lining is being able to survive another day in this strange universe.
To those of you who are tired of being in a universe created by an immature Muse, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Are you enjoying your play with your universes dear?
Yes mommy! I play with them all! Tee hee! And can there be more of you, mommy?
Yes dear. There are millions of me now! What you’re doing is very fun. Enjoy your play!
I eat them now! They’re so yummy! Tee hee!
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
I had a rather interesting dream last night. Remember how this world used to be before my Muse made a new universe? I dreamt of that. I dreamt of having a day off from the post office and being able to the store to buy some more yogurt. Ah shopping. I miss that. All I have now is a planet that is in constant flux.
Fortunately, I found a hiding place to hide from those Muse clones last night. Who knows where the real Dark Muse is? All I know is that this world is constantly changing since she’s a dreamer and is able to dream while she’s awake.
Oh. And I also dreamt of going to a Toastmasters meeting. I went to it and had Taco Bell afterward. Then I was getting ready for bed and I woke up. I think the “tee hee”s woke me up. Everyone can hear them in their mind. I’m used to them now.
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
There it goes again. Time to end this one.
There’s not really any real weather here. The temperature is always the same. But in my dream, today’s high is going to be 39 degrees and the silver lining is having a day off.
To those of you who like having days off and miss the normal world, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Wow. She’s still sleeping!
Tee hee! I’m awake now!
Already?
Yes mommy! 10,000 years has already passed! I had a good nap! I want to play with my universe now! Can I have another universe to play with?
Sure dear. You can play with as many universes as you like!
I play with them all! Tee hee!
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
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