Me & My Muse – Day 1597: Pre-Thanksgiving Toast

With work done for the day and my grocery shopping all done, all that’s left is tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.  I will be attending that tonight, and will eat somewhere else since Taco Bell is probably still not open.

My Muse is now 70,000,000,000 light years tall.  She is almost the size of the universe.  She will probably reach that in the next day or two…

Time to bring this to an end.  Tomorrow will be a little busy, with everyone shopping for their Thanksgiving dinner.  It was already busy at the stores today, so it will be even busier tomorrow…

Today’s high is going to be 50 degrees and the silver lining is having all of my shopping done for the day.

To those of you who are getting ready for Thanksgiving, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I just realized that I can’t see Kyle in person anymore.  I am just too big at this point.  My house is bigger than the universe, so I will probably use my normal-sized projection when I talk to him.  Time to finalize my Thanksgiving checklist…


Me & My Muse – Day 1596: Marvelous Meeting

My meeting with my Dow contact today was a success.  I gathered the information that I needed to, and I think that it went well.

What’s next for today?  My friend will be coming over later.  Probably for a short time since my brother usually finishes work late.

My Muse is currently 60,000,000,000 light years tall today.  She doesn’t have too much further to go now…

Time to finish this now, since I’m a little tired from today.

Today’s high is going to be 45 degrees and the silver lining is being able to meet with my contact today.

To those of you who like having productive meetings, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  That’s good to hear!  Good luck on the tour next week!  Time to make dinner now…

Me & My Muse – Day 1595: Saturday: Part II

Considering what happened yesterday, this day is going to be a little different.

I picked up a couple of hours at work yesterday, since it was busy.  Since I did that, I wanted more time to relax.  For this reason, I decided not to attend church today.  I will listen to the sermon once it’s downloaded at a later time.

Also, with my meeting with a contact at Dow tomorrow, I really want to make sure that I am ready for that. Having that said, this is the second part of Saturday.

My Muse is currently 50,000,000,000 light years tall today.  That’s a little more than half the size of the universe.

Now to get ready for the day.  I will wrap some gifts and get ready for my meeting for tomorrow.  That is pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 35 degrees and the silver lining is being able to get ready for tomorrow.

To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I’m almost ready for Thanksgiving.  I just need to prep the food…

Me & My Muse – Day 1594: Five Days Until the Holidays…

The countdown officially (or unofficially) begins.  There is only five days remaining until the most celebrated holidays begin: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years.  I myself eagerly look forward to Thanksgiving.  I especially am looking forward to that stuffing.

My Muse is currently 40,000,000,000 light years tall today.  Last night, I hung out with her projection, since herself was way too big to actually see.  And today, it will be even harder since she’s almost half the the size of the universe.

Today, I will be wrapping the gift that I never got around to wrapping yesterday.  I will probably take it easy for the rest of the day.  That is pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 42 degrees and the silver lining is having the weekend off.

To those of you who are enjoying your weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Five days?  It’s a good thing that I have everything ready for Thanksgiving.  At the rate I’m growing, everyone will have to be universe-sized or larger to eat with me…Either that, or they’ll just have to see my hologram.  Anyway, I have five days to figure it out…

Me & My Muse – Day 1593: On a Roll…

This was done quite literally this morning.  From the replacement sheet-out machine that was installed yesterday, It was tearing up the dough.  While the one person I was working with tried to fix it, I used the rolling pin that was bought yesterday to roll four trays of dough.  So I went from making it by hand to a nice upgrade: rolling the doll with a rolling pin.

By the fifth tray of dough, the supervisor fixed the the sheet-out machine, so I sheeted out the last two trays.  It was not tearing the dough this time.  I got the rest of the food made and started on dough.

To make a long story short, I finished my shift and came home.  The weekend is now ahead of me.

My Muse is currently 30,000,000,000 light years tall today.  I don’t know if I can grow any taller than 800,000,000 light years tall.  I will find out later…


I guess I’ll find out now…

*gets teleported to Muse’s house*

Kyle…Can you grow taller than me?

Let me try…urgh…Wow.  I can’t even grow at all!

That’s what I thought.  I’m getting so big that my body is producing a strong field that is preventing you from growing.  Can you even see me?

No.  Not unless I use my One Privilege…

Don’t.  Let’s try this instead…

*Muse produces a hologram of herself*

Muse:  Can you see me now?

I can see your hologram.

Muse:  This is all I can manage for now.  The real me is in a different plane of existence.  I am one third the size of your universe.  If I were to enter it right now.  My gravitational field alone would destroy it.

So you’re back at your house?

Muse:  You’re there right now.  You just can’t see me since I’m so big.  My house is about the height of the universe.

The height?  I imagine the area alone would be larger than the universe…

Muse:  It is.  I’ll let you get back to your business.  Visit me later, okay?

Okay.  But can we do without the hologram?

Muse:  No.  You can’t grow anymore because of my size, so please except this projection as the next best thing!

*sigh* Okay…Talk to you later!

*teleports back to reality*

It looks like I can’t grow anymore since my Muse’s body is giving off some kind of anti-imaginary field.  Since my One Privilege is purely based off of that, I can’t grow anymore.  What’s weird is that I can still see her.  It’s just that my imaginary powers are more limited…Even with that being the case, she wants me to see her holographic self instead.  I guess we’ll do that if that is what she wants…

Time to land this entry for the day.  I will now enjoy the weekend and wrap the gift that I just got in the mail today.

Today’s high is going to be 39 degrees and the silver lining is being done for the week.

To those of you who are glad that it’s finally Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I’m not going to chance it again.  When I entered the universe this morning, I saw it changing before my very eyes.  It took every one of my Intangible abilities to make it back to normal.  I think I’ll stay at home for now…

Me & My Muse – Day 1592: Old Fashioned Pizza…

Did I just step foot inside an old-fashioned pizzeria?  Not at all.

Let me explain.  This morning was quite interesting, as the sheet-out machine at my work stopped working.  Even when my supervisor tried to get it working, he couldn’t.  As a result, me and the two other people that I was working with all worked together to sheet out six trays of larges by hand.  We pressed each dough ball on the table and stretched it until it could fit in a pan.  This was done with 60 dough balls to get things opened this morning.

Later on, we got a new sheet-out machine.  But let me tell you.  This morning was quite an adventure.

I now need to get ready to leave for a Toastmasters meeting.  It is the last one that I have to worry about this month, since next week is Thanksgiving, and I never attend meetings that fall on the fifth Thursday of the month.

My Muse is currently 25,000,000,000 light years tall today.  Just a little bigger than yesterday.

Today’s high is going to be 39 degrees and the silver lining is being nearly done with Thursday.

To those of you who have ever encountered a fun work adventure, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I know what will be fun.  When I can start growing with unlimited potential.  Why stop at universe-sized?  I want to keep growing forever…

Me & My Muse – Day 1591: Wrapping up Wednesday

Today, it will be done literally.  Just recently, I got two gifts that came in the mail.  Work went smoothly and now I’m going to wrap my gifts after I get a shower for tomorrow.

My Muse is currently 20,000,000,000 light years tall today.  It’s really hard to fathom that.  It would take 20 billion years traveling at the speed of light to travel from the foot of my Muse to her head.  That is pretty big.

Today’s high is going to be 42 degrees and the silver lining is being able to wrap some more gifts.

To those of you who like getting Christmas shopping done early, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Another little growth spurt.  I feel like my growing will be like this to the very end.  World inside of me?  There’s almost an entire universe inside of me!