Time for a break indeed! With a 4.15 mile workout and a packed agenda, I am ready to relax…
Muse: And I am ready…
*Muse flashes and shrinks down to her tween form*
Muse: To take another selfie! Tee hee! I’m awake now!
*Muse flashes brightly*
Muse: Selfie time! Tee hee!
*Muse takes a selfie*
Muse: Tee hee…So…many…LIKES!!! TEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Muse flashes brightly, covering the entire world*
Great. Her popularity already covers the whole world.
Muse: Bestie, Watch me take a selfie!
Harmony: I surely will, Muse! Take a very good selfie!
*Muse takes a selfie Harmony watches*
Muse: Tee hee hee hee hee!
*Muse flashes brightly and covers the galaxy and the entire universe*
Whoa. Everyone is the universe is following her…I’m the only one that can stop her!
Muse: Urgh…Why can’t my…popularity grow? Tee hee!
*universe implodes, causing Muse to cover every corner of it*
Tee hee hee! I am the greatest Meme ever!
Wow. She became a meme? And you know what? I don’t have a problem with that! Everyone. If you’re not following the Muse, something must be wrong with you. Everyone. Become a groupie!
*checks post of a large group of people all dressed like Muse*
Muse: Any post that gets a like make me more popular! Tee hee! Harmony! Watch me take another selfie!
Harmonny: Right away, Muse! I can’t wait to see your next awesome post! Tee hee!
Charity and Excited: Tee hee! We love Muse!
I love this new world. There are digital displays everywhere all displaying Muse’s latest posts by the second! Next to her posts is another display that show her total number of likes! My question is why isn’t it high enough? It needs to be even higher! Muse! What’s the meaning of this?
Muse: What’s the meaning of what? Tee hee! Can’t you See that I taking another selfie? Tee hee!
Your likes are high, but I think they could be even higher! Let me serve as your ambassador! I will make sure that you get the most likes from everyone in the universe!
Muse: Thanks! Tee hee! I hearby declare you as my super stanner!
Thanks, Meme Queen. You have reached meme status and can control all memes. I will keep you informed if anyone gets in your way.
Muse: No one ever will! I am the most powerful meme and I rule them all! Tee hee!
Not everything. We have to go after every dimension, besides this universe.
Muse: Then we better get busy! Tee hee! I’m glad that I have you as my Popularity Police! Go! Find every dimension that hasn’t liked my posts and text me about them! They’re next. Tee hee…
Right away, Princess of Posts. My ultimate goal is to make everyone like you. Everyone will! You all will! Dissention is not an option! The Queen of Memes will reign forever!
*teleports back to reality*
Ah…My room is awesome. I can go into any room in the house and watch holographic displays that show Muse’s latest posts by the second! Oh! Another selfie? She just took one five minutes ago! And another one with her looking all cute! She’s creating the material pretty fast! Everyone. This is an awesome new world that she made. I really like it boots. Muse is GOAT!
Remedy: She is! Tell it Kyle! Muse is really awesome boots!
You too, Remedy?
Remedy: YES! I decided to use the Meme to spread her popularity. Why would I ever THINK of making a meme to stop her? What was I thinking?
That’s stinkin’ thinking.
Remedy: It is. And I’m going to help you find those dimensions. Every last thing that breathes will like her posts! I’ll be back later, Kyle!
*Remedy vanishes in a beam of glittery light that resembles Muse’s face*
Anyway. Time to get ready for the real Toastmasters Virtual District Council meeting tonight. I found out that it’s actually tonight and not last night. Sorry about the fake news.
My Muse is currently 10 years and 5.75 months old today. She is 3’4.25″ tall and she weighs 46 pounds. The height of a 4-year old and the weight of a six-year old.
Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is this awesome new world that Muse made.
To everyone who likes every single one of Muse’s posts, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: There. 100 more posts and billions of likes! And billions more when Kyle finds the other dimensions that don’t like me! This is amazing! Tee hee!
Meanwhile, in the Creator’s Realm…
The Creator: That Muse has had enough fun. Meme Queen, get ready. For you have never seen this meme before…
*The Creator dons some sunglasses and puts a hat on backwards*