Me & My Muse – Day 1561: A Change of Plans…

With my friend being busy after work today,  it looks like we will not be hanging out today after all.

That’s okay anyways.  It made for a good day to get some errands done.  I got my hair cut and did some shopping.  I got some more cereal, milk, and apples.

My Muse is currently 2.94 trillion miles tall today.   I can’t imagine how big her house would be at that size…

Anyway,  I will just get some other things done.

Today’s high is going to be 56 degrees and the silver lining is getting my haircut.

To those of you who like getting your hair shortened, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  It sounds like Kyle got his hair cut today.  If I were to remove one of my hairs, it would surely cover his planet…


Me & My Muse – Day 1560: Another Sunday…

It’s another Sunday, and another end to the weekend.  With the time that is left, I am just going to take it easy and prepare for tomorrow.

My Muse is currently 1 trillion miles tall today.  I can’t even visualize what that would look like, but I’m sure that it’s enormous.  Anyway, time to enjoy what’s left of my weekend.

Today’s high is going to be 66 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying this Sunday off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Sunday today, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  *sigh* These solar systems are starting to get boring to collect.  They’re like grains of sand.  What should I collect next?

Me & My Muse – Day 1559: Another Weekend…

It’s official.  The weekend is here once again.

What are my plans for today?  I plan on working on more of my story.  Later on, I will be hanging out with my friend.

My Muse is currently 643,822,452,334 miles tall today.  Her size is increasing fast!

Today’s high is going to be 60 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying this day off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Those solar systems are getting very small now.  It’s only a matter of time before I start collecting galaxies…

Me & My Muse – Day 1558: Friggatriskaideka…what?

Ah, superstitions.  If you are a very superstitious person, I would beware of this day.  And with it being Friday the 13th in October, that might be even for cause for alarm.  You might find 13 smashed pumpkins in your yard or 13 black cats.

Well, it’s a good thing that I’m not superstitious.  All I see friggatriskaidekaphobia as is just a fun word to say.  Who’s afraid of Friday the 13th?  I’m not.

Apparently, there were some that were afraid, since work was not as busy today.  Okay.  Maybe not.  It might just be a mere coincidence.  It went quite smoothly and everything should be all set for tonight.

As for yesterday, all that happened is that somebody called in sick.  In the world of food service, that can be quite the detriment.

Since yesterday, I have had a good amount of time to think about success and failure.  A person who never fails is actually worse off than someone who does.  Think about it.  There is no way that you can possibly grow as a person if you don’t fail.  From somebody, I have heard it called “failing forward”.  Failure is necessary to keep us grounded in reality.  It gives us the opportunity to learn from our mistakes, and we are able to accurately assess what we are capable of.  Whether something is within our control or not, failure is there to help us redetermine our approach to success.

Anyway, that’s my thought on yesterday.  To bring things up to speed, my Muse was 2,532,726,002 miles tall yesterday.  Today, she is 94,543,894,734 miles tall.  Wow.  That’s over 93 BILLION miles of growth overnight!

And that reminds me.  I need to activate this master key.



*is teleported into outer space*

(Uses One Privlege to be able to breathe in outer space)  Oh my goodness!  The entire solar system can fit in the palm of her hands!  Hey!  Put that down!

Muse:  I put solar system in pocket!  Tee hee!

I’m putting an end to this.  Time to travel to the center of the Teeheeverse!  There.  That was quick.  Now to the Tee hee planet.  And I will enter her enormous house.  Time to enter her room…

*teleports to Dark Muse’s room*

And there she is.  The Dark Muse, sleeping peacefully in her crib.  Easily the size of 100 universes.

Tee hee hee… What are you doing here?

What does it look like?  I’m getting my universe back!  You transformed it into your Teeheeverse!

I like my Teeheeverse.  Tee hee!  You’re not changing it back!

Well, I guess we’re at a stalemate.  Whatever you try to do to me, I can undo with my One Privilege.

Stop! Tee hee!

Urrr…I can’t move.  Enable movement.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

There.  Now to enter her quickly.

*is stopped by a forcefield*

Great.  A forcefield.  Let me guess…I have to be the Dark Muse to enter.  Fine…

*uses One Privilege to transform into the Dark Muse*

Time to enter my home!  Tee hee!

Go right ahead!  Tee hee!  There’s plenty of room!

There.  I’m in.  Tee hee…(That tee hee came out automatically.  I can’t saying it when I’m in this form.)  Now to go to the center of this universe and find me again! Tee hee!

Found my galaxy and my planet!  Now to find my house!  Tee hee!  There.  I’m in my room, sleeping of course!  And I’m enormous!  At least a mile tall!  Tee hee!  Time to fall asleep…Tee hee…

There.  I’m dreaming now.  I can take the disguise off.  Tee hee…

*transforms back to normal*

Now for the master key.

Dark Muse:  Don’t use it!  Tee hee!

Too late.  I am.  All other One Privileges except for mine will be disabled.  Master key, ENGAGE!

*a large flash fills the room, absorbing the power of every active One Privilege*

There.  That should limit all the yielders to their own universes.  You and your Teeheeverse are banished to your own dimension and the entire universe is restored.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Dark Muse:  No!  Tee hee!

Oh.  And a Dark Muse without a One Privilege and any desire for one is generated.

Dark Muse:  Tee hee!  What am I doing here?

I had to fix what was wrong.  Due to the mess, you now have an evil twin sister that has her own Teeheeverse.

Dark Muse:  Teeheeverse?  Sounds funny!  Tee hee!

Well, it wasn’t, since it replaced our universe.  Should your evil twin return, you will confront her.

Dark Muse;  I will!  Tee hee!  I will go inside my twin’s home!  Tee hee!

Good.  We’re now going to wake up from this dream…

Okay.  I’m now back at my house.  Time to check on my Muse…

*teleports inside Muse’s house*

Wow.  My Muse’s house is enormous!  And, it’s just as I suspected again.  My Muse is taking advantage of her size…


Muse:  Hi Kyle!  Where do you think that the solar system should go in my house?

Nowhere.  Put it back where it belongs!

Muse:  Okay.  Fine!  I’ll go to a different galaxy and get a different solar system!

*Muse teleports and reappears in a few seconds*

Muse:  I’m back!  I found another solar system.  It’s a little tinier than ours, but I’ll put in on display here.

You’re going to collect different solar systems and display them in your house?

Muse: What’s wrong with that?  I’m starting to get bored just going around the Milky Way galaxy.  I’m exploring other galaxies now.

And what will you do when you’re galaxy-sized?

Muse:  I’ll explore groups and clusters, of course!  I love being so big!  Have a fun night, Kyle!  Oh, and thanks for saving the day again…

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

I think I’ll return to my house.

*teleports back to house*

There.  The Dark Muse is where she belongs.  Her twin that I made will keep the other one in check.  Time to enjoy this weekend!

Today’s high is going to be 67 degrees and the silver lining is it finally being Friday.

To those of you who are not friggatriskaidekaphobic, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I found some more solar systems!  These would go good in my collection.  I wonder what my dad will think of them?

Me & My Muse – Day 1556: Another One Down…

Another day is complete!  I worked a busy shift today and came home.

What remains for the rest of the day?  Well, I’ll do some more of my work with my mentor.  I will then work more on my story.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

My Muse is currently 687,873,992 miles tall today.  That’s a lot bigger than yesterday.  I’m sure that she’s thrilled at her growth.  As for using the master key, I will do that on Friday.  I can take care of the Dark Muse in one day so I’ll be staying in my dream universe for now.

Today’s high is going to be 59 degrees and the silver lining is being able to work more on my story later.

To those of you who are enjoying the week so far, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Hee!  Just 200 million more miles and I’ll be able to lay down and have the sun be at my head and Saturn be at my feet!  I’ll definitely be able to lay across the whole solar system soon at this rate….Imagine!  I’ll pretty soon be able to put the whole solar system in my house!

Me & My Muse – Day 1555: Dreamy Tuesday

Well, I’m still dreaming.  Until I discuss the plan with Remedy, I think that I will stay in this state.


Remedy:  You will have to wake up from that dream, sooner or later.

Remedy!  You actually entered my dream?

Remedy:  It’s probably better that we discuss the plan in this dream.  Anyway, I have the Master Key all ready.  You just need to go to the source.  Find the original Dark Muse, go inside her, find the Dark Muse inside her, fall asleep, and use the Master Key in your dream.  This will allow you to banish her and her Teeheeverse.

Well,  I guess I will have to wake up to do that.  I will begin doing this tomorrow.

Remedy:  Okay.  Here’s the Master Key.  You’ll have it in your hands when you wake up. That key, like your privilege, transcends dimensions.  Good luck!

Thank you!

Tomorrow, I’m going to wake up from this dream   Today, I worked my shift and came home.  It was pretty routine.  I will now get ready for later.  I might make a little progress on my story.  It should be fun.

My Muse is 77,447,983 miles tall today.  She’s really growing fast now!

Today’s high is going to 66 degrees and the silver lining is having the rest of this day off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Tuesday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day…er, dream.


Muse:  I can easily fit the sun in my pocket.  I think that I’ll put all the other planets in there too!