Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
Whoa! Far out! I’m hearing a child in my mind!
Who was that second voice? It sounded like a hippie!
*a floating man with a bandana a tinted sunglasses appears while floating in the air*
Mysterious man: Cool! I can float! Righteous!
Who are you?
Mysterious man: Some awesome dreamer! I think of stuff and it happens! Watch!
*A large crowd of blue men appear and begin dancing*
Mysterious man: Yeah! That was cool! But now I’m hungry! I want a very big submarine sandwich!
*a large sub appears in the Mysterious man’s hand*
Mysterious man: Awesome! You want a bite? Here! I’ll just give you your own!
*a sub sandwich appears in my hand*
Nice. So you’re a dreamer too?
Mysterious man: People call me a dreamer. I guess that’s what I am. But whoa. What’s happening to my blue men?
*blue men transform into Dark Muse clones*
Dark Muse clones: Tee hee!
Tee hee hee hee hee….
I hate to break it to you, but you’re not the only dreamer here. There’s a dreamer that transformed this entire universe into her own. It’s an immature muse that transformed herself into a child.
Mysterious man: Really? That’s a bummer, man! Anyway, I’m Dave. Dave the Dreamer! So you’re telling me that this Dark Muse transformed this entire universe?
Yeah. And now she controls everything in it. She treats it like a toy.
Dave: Oh. So how did she do this? How did she change the whole universe? Because that sounds very far out, man!
How else do universes change in this story line? She basically just outgrew the universe, blew the old one up and it made her powerful enough to create her own. How else?
Dave: Oh, that’s easy man! If this is a dream and I’m a dreamer, this should be no problem! One Dave the Dreamer universe coming up! Do you want fries with that? Whoa!
*Dave begins outgrowing the earth, the solar system and the galaxy*
Dave: See? It’s very easy man! And…Whoa! Did I already reach the size of the universe? Urgh…Whoa…No more space…Not cool, man….Urrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!
*universe explodes*
Whoa! Who is that girl and who is that mom?
Tee hee hee hee hee…Who are you? My universe! Tee hee! I saw it first!
My sweetheart is right, mister. Be a dear and give it back to her.
No man! It’s all mine! What you’re doing with it is totally unrighteous! And why are there a bunch of other universes over there? They look like marbles! There should only be one, man! Not many!
*Dave appears next to me*
Dave: There’s the universe you ordered! But there’s a problem, man! A five year old girl and her mom said that it’s not mine! Also, I can see everything now! I can even see your own thoughts! The real me is everywhere! This is just a clone of myself. The real Dark Muse and her mom are also everywhere too!
So now what? Is there going to be a fight for the universe? And wow! The grass and everything on this earth is full of psychedelic colors and patterns!
Dave: Yeah. It’s kind of mine now so I added my own flair! There’s blue men everywhere but that little girl is still trying to change everything! Trying to add playground equipment and stuff. That’s not cool, man!
That little girl is the Dark Muse. Did you say something about a mom?
Dave: Yeah! I think that she’s some kind of Muse too!
That’s it! Both my Muses were dreamers so when Twin Muse became Dark Muse, she transformed my Muse into her mother after she became Midnight Muse. Her dream overpowered Midnight Muse’s, so I ended up with a universe created by a five year old.
Dave: Which is now replaced by a Dave the Dreamer universe! Yeah! But she keeps changing stuff back! Not cool! I’m going to fight for my universe back but it’s going to take a while, okay?
How about some entertainment in the meantime? Can you create a movie theater so I can watch the Super Mario Galaxy Movie again?
Dave: Sure dude! One ultra sized AMC Megaplex coming up!
*A gigantic movie theater appears next to me*
Dave: There you go, man! Right there is the AMC Gigaplex. 30 monstrous screens. Each one is the size of an IMAX theater. Get your ticket and treat yourself to the ultimate movie theater buffet. Don’t leave your popcorn naked as the Season Station has a selection of more than 20 flavors of Kernel Seasons all in 64 ounce industry standard containers! Our waitstaff will refill and reseason your popcorn for you so you don’t have to miss a single minute of your show! Also check out the nacho buffet, the candy buffet, and if you like the drinks, the booze station! Enjoy your show!
Nice! More than 20 flavors of Kernel Seasons?
Dave: Yeah. But don’t try to take any of those containers into a theater. They’re all tethered in anti-theft strings. So yeah. Enjoy your Mario movie, man! I gotta get my universe back!
Thanks Dave.
Well, it’s time to see the Super Mario Galaxy movie again in screaming IMAX thanks to Dave the Dreamer.
Today’s high is going to be 49 degrees and the silver lining is the universe finally starting to go back to normal.
To those of you who like hippies like Dave the Dreamer saving the day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Hey you little girl! Can you put that down? It kind of belongs to me!
No! Tee hee! It’s mine! I saw it first! Mommy, can you make the scary man go away?
Mister, I will not say it again but you are not welcome here. That universe belongs to my girl and you are not taking it away from her. Just leave before I make you leave.
I am not leaving, man! This is my universe! I am Dave the Dreamer, and since this is my dream, it’s all mine! Get lost, little girl! Get lost, little girl’s mom!
Mommy, make him stop! I don’t like him! Tee hee!
I will, dear. Oh, now you are going to get it! You just made my sweetie cry!
What am I going to get, man? Bring it on!
Tee hee hee hee hee,,,,
Far out, man! Far out!
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