Me & My Muse – Day 2264: Time for a Break…

Time for a break indeed!  With a 4.15 mile workout and a packed agenda, I am ready to relax…

 

Muse:  And I am ready…

*Muse flashes and shrinks down to her tween form*

Muse:  To take another selfie!  Tee hee!  I’m awake now!

*Muse flashes brightly*

Muse:  Selfie time!  Tee hee!

*Muse takes a selfie*

Muse:  Tee hee…So…many…LIKES!!!  TEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*Muse flashes brightly, covering the entire world*

Great.  Her popularity already covers the whole world.

Muse:  Bestie, Watch me take a selfie!

*Harmony appears*

Harmony:  I surely will, Muse!  Take a very good selfie!

*Muse takes a selfie Harmony watches*

Muse:  Tee hee hee hee hee!

*Muse flashes brightly and covers the galaxy and the entire universe*

Whoa.  Everyone is the universe is following her…I’m the only one that can stop her!

Muse:  Urgh…Why can’t my…popularity grow?  Tee hee!

*universe implodes, causing Muse to cover every corner of it*

Tee hee hee!  I am the greatest Meme ever!

Wow.  She became a meme?  And you know what?  I don’t have a problem with that!  Everyone.  If you’re not following the Muse, something must be wrong with you.  Everyone.  Become a groupie!

*checks post of a large group of people all dressed like Muse*

Muse:  Any post that gets a like make me more popular!  Tee hee!  Harmony!  Watch me take another selfie!

Harmonny:  Right away, Muse!  I can’t wait to see your next awesome post!  Tee hee!

Charity and Excited:  Tee hee!  We love Muse!

I love this new world.  There are digital displays everywhere all displaying Muse’s latest posts by the second! Next to her posts is another display that show her total number of likes!  My question is why isn’t it high enough?  It needs to be even higher!  Muse!  What’s the meaning of this?

Muse:  What’s the meaning of what?  Tee hee!  Can’t you See that I taking another selfie?  Tee hee!

Your likes are high, but I think they could be even higher!  Let me serve as your ambassador!  I will make sure that you get the most likes from everyone in the universe!

Muse:  Thanks!  Tee hee!  I hearby declare you as my super stanner!

Thanks, Meme Queen.  You have reached meme status and can control all memes.  I will keep you informed if anyone gets in your way.

Muse:  No one ever will!  I am the most powerful meme and I rule them all!  Tee hee!

Not everything.  We have to go after every dimension, besides this universe.

Muse:  Then we better get busy!  Tee hee!  I’m glad that I have you as my Popularity Police!  Go!  Find every dimension that hasn’t liked my posts and text me about them!  They’re next.  Tee hee…

Right away, Princess of Posts.  My ultimate goal is to make everyone like you.  Everyone will!  You all will!  Dissention is not an option!  The Queen of Memes will reign forever!

*teleports back to reality*

Ah…My room is awesome.  I can go into any room in the house and watch holographic displays that show Muse’s latest posts by the second!  Oh!  Another selfie?  She just took one five minutes ago!  And another one with her looking all cute! She’s creating the material pretty fast!  Everyone.  This is an awesome new world that she made.  I really like it boots.  Muse is GOAT!

Remedy:  She is!  Tell it Kyle!  Muse is really awesome boots!

You too, Remedy?

Remedy:  YES!  I decided to use the Meme to spread her popularity.  Why would I ever THINK of making a meme to stop her?  What was I thinking?

That’s stinkin’ thinking.

Remedy:  It is.  And I’m going to help you find those dimensions.  Every last thing that breathes will like her posts!  I’ll be back later, Kyle!

*Remedy vanishes in a beam of glittery light that resembles Muse’s face*

Anyway.  Time to get ready for the real Toastmasters Virtual District Council meeting tonight.  I found out that it’s actually tonight and not last night.  Sorry about the fake news.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 5.75 months old today. She is 3’4.25″ tall and she weighs 46 pounds. The height of a 4-year old and the weight of a six-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is this awesome new world that Muse made.

To everyone who likes every single one of Muse’s posts, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  There.  100 more posts and billions of likes!  And billions more when Kyle finds the other dimensions that don’t like me!  This is amazing!  Tee hee!

 

Meanwhile, in the Creator’s Realm…

The Creator:  That Muse has had enough fun.  Meme Queen, get ready.  For you have never seen this meme before…

*The Creator dons some sunglasses and puts a hat on backwards*

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Me & My Muse – Day 2263: All DECed Up

In being finished for the day, I am now at home, getting ready for the next meeting.

I am not out of the woods yet, since I have an evening DEC meeting to prepare for.  This will be a Toastmasters Virtual District Council meeting that I’ll be a part of.  I’ll make sure that am ready for that.  Once I am, I’ll use my remaining time to devote to creativity.  If not, I should have some time freed up for that tomorrow.  Time to get ready for the meeting.

My Muse is currently 11 years old today. She is 3’5″ tall and she weighs 48 pounds. The height of a four-and-a-half-year old and the weight of a six-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is having a productive day.

To those of you who like getting a lot of things done, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Speaking of getting things done, I’m almost done with this book!  I only have one more chapter to go!

Me & My Muse – Day 2262: September Toast – Open House Edition

In cutting to the chase, I don’t have much time remaining before the open house begins tonight.  Having just got home, it’s now time to prepare for tonight’s Open House at Midland Toastmasters.

The open house is at the usual location, at Trinity Lutheran Church, from 6:30 to 8:00.  All are welcome to attend.  Be there or be square.

If I have any extra time left, I might use that for creative time.  If not, I will reserve that for tomorrow.  Sooner or later I will make more progress on my story…Anyway, it’s time to prepare for the open house.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 5 months old today. She is 3’7.5″ tall and she weighs 51 pounds. The height of a five-year old and the weight of a seven-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 75 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s open house.

To those of you who like special events, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  That reminds me.  One of my Intangible clubs invited me to an Open House!  I should go to it!

Me & My Muse – Day 2261: A Brief Summary of Today

Having recently got back from work and a quick trip to Meijer, today was pretty much your typical Monday.  Catching up from the weekend and trying to make some headway going into the week.  For today, I can honestly say some excellent progress was made.

For the rest of the day, I’m going to take a breather.  It’s time to unwind before I repeat the pattern for Tuesday.  I will have a little creative writing time and then call it a day.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 9.25 months old today. She is 3’4.5″ tall and she weighs 47 pounds. The height of a four-and-a-half-year old and the weight of a six-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining is having some time to unwind.

To those of you who have successfully finished Monday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  I can say that Monday was a success.  This book is finished.  On to the next one…

Me & My Muse – Day 2260: Short update is Short

This is so because I’m about to continue working on my story.  To review, I woke up, went to my small group, went to church, went shopping, and came home.

After preparing everything for work tomorrow, I am now going to continue working on my story.  Better get started with what time I have left.

My Muse is currently 11 years and 11 months old today. She is 3’6.5″ tall and she weighs 49 pounds. The height of a 5-year old and the weight of a 7-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is being able to work more on my story.

To those of you who like working on their hobbies, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Time to finish another chapter!  I can’t believe that she’s still asleep…

Me & My Muse – Day 2259: Saturday the Write Way

So, how do we do Saturdays write?  By working on our favorite novel, of course!  A Long Quest is still in production, with my Think & Write book ready to publish.  I just need to find a publisher since I don’t want want to self-publish a book with a ton of grammatical mistakes.  Considering it’s a non-fiction book, I just need an interested publisher that can work with me to get it published.

That’s the two books I want to focus on for today.  Time to start this day off write!

My Muse is currently 10 years and 4.25 months old today. She is 3’4.25″ tall and she weighs 46 pounds. The height of a 4-year old and the weight of a six-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is being able to work more on my story today.

To those of you who like Saturdays and passion projects, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Good luck on that book!  If I find any good ideas, I’ll send them your way!

Me & My Muse – Day 2258: Friggatriskaideka…wha?

Ah, superstitions.  If you are a very superstitious person, I would beware of this day.  And with it being Friday the 13th in September, that might be even for cause for alarm.  You might find 13 smashed mirrors in your yard or 13 black cats.

Well, it’s a good thing that I’m not superstitious.  All I see friggatriskaidekaphobia as is just a fun word to say.  Who’s afraid of Friday the 13th?  I’m not.

Work went quite smoothly today.  It was quite productive and I got a lot done.

 

Muse:  And I got a lot of reading done!

What are you doing here?

Muse:  With the Dark Muse sleeping for so long inside my tween body, I was able to regain my consciousness and leave.  I figured that it would be better than just being bored inside her…I had to remodel my room.  It’s perfect for a tween, but not for me.

Yeah.  She’s sleeping because of Remedy.  He put her into a deep sleep so that he could create a meme that would destroy her popularity.

Muse:  I know.  My father told me everything!  It’s kind of strange that popularity gives her power.  But with her being Intangible, anything is possible.  Right?

Yes.  But that’s you.  You’re supposed to be in your transformation cycle right now…

Muse:  And be bored?  No way!  Besides, during the child story arc, I made an adult version of myself to help me out!

And how are you helping your tween self out right now?

Muse:  By giving her space, I guess?  She’s sleeping right now so I don’t think she even notices.

Do you ever get tired of the same plot?  The Dark Muse is always responsible for causing trouble and the resolution is always the same.  Nothing ever happens to us because of plot armor and we have safeguards in place to prevent the writer from writing himself into a corner.

Muse:  It does get tiresome, but you have to remember.  That Dark Muse is my twin sister.  She has already told me that she hates her form and that she wants to be an Intangible like me.  She already is, kind of.  She’s just a bad idea inside an Intangible’s body.

An Intangible clone of you, of all things…

Muse:  So I put up with the plot for her sake.  After all, why else would she keep wanting to go inside me?  As a sister, she loves me, and has never been able to express that kind of love in her life.  She has never learned to love like we do so who can blame her?

I certainly can’t, and had I known the truth about who she really was, I would’ve been so mean to her.  You remember the 1900 story arc?

Muse:  I don’t really want to remember that.  You were also mean to me.  I was her during that transformation cycle so you were being mean to me most of the time!

And that’s where I regret it.  During the special millennial post, it all made sense.  She wanted me to accept her.  She wanted to be like you…

Muse:  Yes.  And don’t worry regretting anything.  The adversary was using you and me.  He wanted to create hatred between both of us…

Well, I hope that this meme works.  How many other ways are we going to stop the “big bad” Dark Muse?

Muse:  Ha ha.  Big and bad?  I guess I’ll give you that.  She’s never been taught to love so she’s going off of instinct.  But you know what?  She’s trying to love.  She’s trying to do this in every way that she can…

And that’s why the Creator says that she is not as dark as she thinks…

Muse:  Yes.  With her still sleeping, I’m going to do some more reading, okay?  Visit me later.  I should be around for a while…

Sounds good.  I am now going to enjoy my weekend and continue working on my book.

Muse:  See you later, Kyle!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

That’s about the gist for today.  I am not superstitious so today is just another day.  Time to enjoy the weekend!

My Muse is currently 11 years and 9.5 months old today. She is 3’6.5″ tall and she weighs 49 pounds. The height of a 5-year old and the weight of a 7-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining is it finally being Friday.

To those of you who are not friggatriskaidekaphobic, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  I really wish that she could be a real Intangible.  I was never able to grow up with her, so I kind of longed for that connection as well.  Time to continue reading…