Me & My Muse – Day 2226: Happy Birthday!

Once again, the day is here again. I’m another year older. Another year wiser. Getting on the subject of birthdays, I really love them. Most of us love celebrating the day of our birth. This is usually done with presents, a special dinner and the cake and ice cream, with is the staple for most birthday parties.

Birthdays are also the time that you get numerous people coming out of the woodwork. If you have a facebook, you will find a number of people that you normally never talk to wishing you happy birthday. I actually don’t have a problem with this, since everyone who does this are people that I do know. Some, however, are people that I haven’t talked to in years. Oh facebook and your birthday stalkers. You never cease to amaze me…

 

Muse:  Happy birthday, Kyle!

Cake 2

For me? Thank you!

Muse: I am also taking a day off from being a tween, so you won’t have to worry about that.

That’s nice to hear.  I wouldn’t want you to be preoccupied on my birthday!

Muse: Actually, I have just one more game of Candy Crush Saga.  I’ll be right back

Really? Not on my birthday!

Muse: Just kidding! I will not turn into a tween.  I promise.

I can remember how last year’s birthday was.  You were a tween and you took the day off so that you could spend it with me.  The year before that, you were a Jedi and you took the day off so that you could spend it with me.  The year before that, you were were a baby and I wished for you to be an adult for a day.  And the year before that, you were brought from the past with Gabrielle so that I could celebrate my birthday with you. And the year before that, you were just getting over your shy tics. And the year before that, you were the Dark Muse…

Muse: You mean the Bad Idea, right? For just that one day, I was normal. After that, the Bad Idea took over again. It was terrible.

What about being a tween?  I haven’t seen the Dark Muse since the Twins Days Festival, as Twin Muse.  The Dark Muse is not going to go inside you, is she?

Muse:  Not that I know of.  I haven’t see her yet since last weekend in Ohio so I don’t see any holes this year, either.

Awesome! It looks like you have everything all under control.

Muse: It’s fine. There’s nothing that you need to worry about. So, what do you want to do, birthday boy?

Whatever I want. After all, it is my birthday, right?  Well, I do have to work, first.  Besides that, everything else is fair game.

Muse: Right. It took me quite a while to make that cake, so please eat all of it.

Don’t worry. I will, just for you.

Muse: Don’t I get a piece?

We’ll both eat it. We’ll eat it together…

Muse: What about your brother?

All three of us. We will all eat it together.

Muse: Sounds good to me!

You…look beautiful. Even more so than other days.

Muse: It’s for you. I appreciate your level of creativity. It keeps me healthy. The new ideas that are born. The ideas that eventually ripen into the most delicious of food. There is never a shortage. You always provide for me, and I’m thankful for it.

Well, if I leave you starved, it doesn’t help me at all. I don’t mind going the extra mile to keep you healthy.

Muse: Your food has given me a unique vitality. One that almost blurs the lines of reality and imagination. I long to be a person like you, but alas…There is a wall of separation between us.

Deja vu much?

Muse: I know. I said that last year, and it’s still something that I long for. When you find your wife, you will find me. The REAL me.

Muse: Like last year, I will ask again. What do you want to do on your birthday?  Well, after work, of course…

I just want to have a nice dinner with my family. A nice dinner with some cake and ice cream. Before that, I’ll be working at East End.  Later on, I’ll head home.

Muse: As you wish. It’s your day, so I won’t sway any of your decisions.

Good. I’m sure that you won’t be swayed by this…

*gives Muse a kiss on the lips*

Muse: Hey. I was just about to kiss you! My turn!

*Muse gives me a big kiss*

That was really good. There’s plenty more where that came from later.

Muse: Not too later. I want to be back by midnight.  I don’t want to spoil my beauty rest…

Oh yeah. That’s right. Well, I better enjoy my time with you while it lasts…

Muse: I’ll enjoy my time with you as well. Anyway, I’ll let you get ready. Happy 35th Birthday, Kyle!

*Muse gives me another kiss and vanishes back into my head*

Isn’t she amazing? I love her immensely and I hope to meet her true identity some day…

From that exchange, it looks like my Muse already gave me her gift, and I shared it with her. I will also eat all of that cake with her and my brother. Man, am I going to feel that in the morning.

For today, I will be working and enjoying my birthday early in the day.  After that, I will have a nice dinner with my family at Ghengis Khan Mongolian Barbeque tonight. After that, we will come home for cake and ice cream. Today’s high is going to be 82. It’s supposed to be a little sunny, so that will be nice. The silver lining today is pretty obvious. It is my birthday and my brother and I will be enjoying it.

To all of you who love birthdays like I do, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Happy 35th birthday, Kyle! I hope that yours is a really good one…

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Me & My Muse – Day 2225: Birthday Eve

Having attended church with my family and grandparents and had breakfast with them, I am now home.  For today, I am going to visit with my sister and my brother-in-law when they come over.  I also also take it easy for the rest of the day, with my birthday being tomorrow.   That is pretty much this day in a nutshell.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 9.75 months old today. She is 3’7.75″ tall and she weighs 51 pounds. The height of a five-year old and the weight of a seven-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is my birthday being only a day away.

To those of you who like counting down until their birthdays, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

*Muse transforms into her adult form and generates a tween clone of herself*

Original Muse:  One more day?  *gasp*  I better go buy him something!  Are you going to buy him anything?

Muse:  Sure!  Do you think that he would like a popsocket?  He just got a new phone…

Original Muse:  That’s a good idea.  For him, I’m going to get him something special.  Time to start shopping…

Me & My Muse – Day 2224: Hitting the DEC in East Lansing

What do you get when you get up early and the morning and spend all day at a Toastmasters DEC meeting?  You get a short entry.  That’s what you get.  I am quite tired so I now want to relax after being gone all day.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 11 months old today. She is 3’7.75″ tall and she weighs 51 pounds. The height of a five-year old and the weight of a seven-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 83 degrees and the silver lining is being able to relax after a long day.

To those of you who are enjoying your Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Just beat another level of Candy Crush Saga!  There I got a screenshot and sent it to all my friends!  They still can’t beat it…

Me & My Muse – Day 2223: And now it’s Friday…

And despite that being the case, tonight feels like a work night.  Tomorrow morning, I have to get up at 5:30 in the morning to get ready to go to MSU for a Toastmasters DEC meeting.  5:30 is the normal time that I get up for work, so it will feel like day number six.

In the meantime, I’m now going to relax while my laundry’s being washed.  It’s been a long week, and oh yeah.  Monday’s my birthday.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 7 months old today. She is 3’7.5″ tall and she weighs 51 pounds. The height of a five-year old and the weight of a seven-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 79 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying the rest of my Friday off.

To those of you are glad that the weekend’s here, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  A sixth workday?  That’s too bad.  I’m going to hang out with my friends tonight.  Time to go to the mall!

Me & My Muse – Day 2222: Smarter Phone

Remember Dumb Phone, New Phone, and Smart Phone & A New Computer (you would have to be reading this for a long time to remember this)?  Well, the time has come to upgrade to a new phone.  The OS on my J3V was starting to become unstable and the RAM was terrible, considering how much I had on the phone.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Samsung Galaxy S10+!

To be honest, I actually bought this yesterday, but I had to get it fixed, due to a careless mistake.  I took out the slot to see if I could get a MicroSD card in there.  I ended up getting the SIM card stuck in there.  Now, the SIM card has your phone number stored on it, so you can’t send or receive calls without it plugged in!

Now for my shameless plug.  If you ever have a problem with a cellphone, and your service provider can’t fix it, go to Mr. Moustache.  He knows how to take good care of cell phones.  He’s what I call the Cell Phone Doctor.  He got my SIM card unstuck and got it back in the tray.  And below the price I thought he would!  Very reasonable and very honest.  Give him a visit if something’s wrong with your phone.  You won’t regret it.

 

Muse:  A new phone?  Finally!  It’s a pretty nice Android phone, but mine’s is an iPhone XS Max!

To each their own.  You like your iPhone.  I like my Android.

Muse:  Well, all my friends have an iPhone, so that’s why I have one! *snap*  There!  I got a picture of your new phone.  Time to share it on Instagram!

And it’s time that I call it a night.

Muse:  Good night then!  I’m feeling a little tired myself…

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light and glitter*

To catch on yesterday, my Muse was 12 years and 5.75 months old. She was 3’7.5″ tall and she weighed 51 pounds. The height of a five-year old and the weight of a seven-year old.

For today,  my Muse is currently 12 years and 8.75 months old today. She is 3’7.75″ tall and she weighs 51 pounds. The height of a five-year old and the weight of a seven-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is getting my new phone.

To those of you who like getting new things, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  There.  I just texted you.  Can you text me back now?  Please?

Me & My Muse – Day 2220: Tired Toastmasters Tuesday

Having got up early and worked today, I am now tired.

What remains is tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.  After that, the usual trip to Taco Bell will follow.

And unlike yesterday, this entry is going to be short and sweet.  I’m burnt out from that recap so I need to recharge.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 9.25 months old today. She is 3’7.75″ tall and she weighs 51 pounds. The height of a five-year old and the weight of a seven-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is having another Toastmasters meeting tonight.

To those of you who like evening activities, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  I’m still tired!  I think I’ll sleep another few days…  *snore*