Me & My Muse – Day 2109: Autism Trivia

To reflect, today has been a very interesting turn of events.

Before I get to that, I would like to share with you what I dreamt of last night.

Last night, I had a dream where I had to get up really early for my Adult Discipleship Group.  After I went to that, I had breakfast at McDonald’s and went to work.  I worked the whole day and ended it on a more fun note.  There was an Autism Trivia Event that I went to, which was a whole lot of fun.  I then came home and had a nice dinner of ravioli, garlic bread, and salad.  After that, I woke up.  All in all, it was quite an interesting dream.

Now, how was today interesting?  Well, both Zoria and I were able to escape from the Tikrez Hospital.  They didn’t believe that we were both well, so the staff wanted to run some “tests” on us.  Before we could leave, we each had to pay 10,000 Zemps (Tikrez’s currency).  Fortunately, Zoria 1000 was able to pay our entire bill with her ring.

At that same time we were leaving the hospital, we find a large flying freighter touching down.  Both Pix 200 and Zinka 160 exited with an engineer named Draz 5000.  I was so happy to seem them both alive.

After that, we meet this nice woman named Zanthene 3476.  She was very generous, and offered to buy us a hotel room to stay the night.  After reserving our room, the hotel clerk teleported us from the hotel to the Tikrez Item Shop to get what we came to Tikrez for: The Poq Rez.

We got the book, but it cost Zoria 1000 every last piece of jewelry she had.  I thought the shopkeeper cheated us on the price and just wanted to take advantage of every valuable thing that he could get.  But Zoria 1000 told me not to worry.  Since she could make dreams real, she would have all of her same jewelry in the morning.

We then teleported back to the hotel and went up to our room, where I am now.  This day has been pretty crazy.  The next step is getting our ship fixed.  I don’t know where we will get 5-6 million zemps to fix it, but we’ll find a way.

For now, I’m going to turn in and see what Zoria 1000’s up to

For last night’s dream, today’s high is going to be 54 degrees and the silver lining is going to a fun Autism trivia event.

To those of you who like fun trivia events, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Zoria 1000:  (I’m sorry, everyone, but I’m going to go and fix the ship myself.  Why should we have to pay money to fix the ship when I can dream it back to normal?  Oh.  Kyle’s coming to check on me.  I don’t want him to read my mind, so act normal!)  Hi Kyle…


Me & My Muse – Day 2108: Mid-Month Toast


I don’t know what happened, but I think that the ship that I was in…the Zinkez 7546 Enterprise crashed.  I woke up a half hour ago and it’s terrible.  I’m in the city of Tikrez, laying in a hospital bed, unable to move my legs.  Fortunately, they have voice to text technology so I can type this post…ugh…

The dream that I had last night was a lot better than the pain that I’m feeling now.  Last night, I dreamt that I worked my job and went to a Toastmasters meeting.  One on the afternoon and one in the evening.  My sister actually came to the one in the evening and she wanted to join.  When the meeting was over, I had some Taco Bell with my brother.  We then came home and I got ready for bed.  Then I woke up.

I’m sure that the nurses will check up on me soon.  They don’t know that I’m up yet.  This is altogether a terrible deal.  The ship crashed and we’re all stranded on Tikrez.  And even worse, I don’t know if Zoria 1000, Pix 200, or Zinka 160 is alive.  I can’t move my legs so I feel pretty helpless.

Well, I guess I’ll end this here.

From my dream, today’s high is going to be 48 degrees and the silver lining is attending a Toastmasters meeting and having Taco Bell for dinner.

To those of you who are enjoying your Tuesday and are not paralyzed in a hospital bed, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


*blacks out*


Zoria 1000:  Kyle!  Wake up!

Nurse:  He’s still in a lot of trauma. It might be best not to bother him.

*Zoria 1000 approaches me*

Nurse:  Please. Let him rest. He’ll get better if you do.

Ugh…It’s fine!

Nurse:  Are you sure? You need to focus on your recovery.

It’s fine. Just let me see her.

Nurse:  You can see him for a few minutes. After that, he needs to rest.  He is badly injured and it will take him a long time to recover.

Zoria 1000: Does it hurt?


Zoria 1000: What’s wrong?

I can’t move my legs.

Zoria 1000: The nurse told me that. You are paralyzed.  I don’t want you in this bed anymore!

*Zoria 1000 flashes and heals me, blasting out a blue aura that flowed into my body, healing me completely*

Zoria 1000: Kyle, you’re well!  Let’s go!

Me & My Muse – Day 2107: Spring Snow Storm and Flavor of the Week…

I had a terrible dream last night.

In this dream, there was snow everywhere.  I had to deal with wet slushy snow on the way into work.  Nonetheless, the day was very productive.

Fortunately, my dream had something positive in it.  I made dinner and it was taco soup.  It was very delicious and strangely enough, I can taste it.

I just finished having dinner with Zoria 1000.  We’re getting very close to Tikrez.  We should be near the atmosphere sometime in the middle of the night.  Both me and her are bored right now.  We’re just looking at each other and laughing.  And she loves to surprise me with a kiss.  I like to as well, but I try to make it very unexpected.  If she’s doing something else or distracted, that’s the perfect opportunity.

Anyway, it’s time to get ready for bed.  I do admit that the teen hormones still feel weird.  I think I’ll get used to them in the days to come.  So far, this journey is going quite swimmingly.

Oh!  I haven’t mentioned anything about Pix 200 and Zinka 160.  They too have been wonderful company.  They enjoy Zoria 1000’s company and are very happy to see me and her together.  I like to think of them as another set of parents considering my other parents are very far away.  Earth is very far from where I’m at, you know.  Parents, but a younger version of my parents, I guess.  They have different quirks that are unique to their home planet that they first found me on.  That was Renzin.  I heard that Tikrez shares the same solar system as Renzin so we’re not too far away from their planet.

Well, Zoria 1000 is looking at me now.  She probably wants me to wrap this up so that we can get ready for bed.  She’ll probably want me to talk more about my planet.  I know if I don’t say anything, she’ll just start reading my mind, so I’ll have to share anyway.

From my dream, today’s high is going to be 49 degrees and the silver lining is having taco soup for dinner.

To those of you who like cooking delicious food, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Zoria 1000:  There.  Are you done?  Sorry everyone.  It’s my turn to have Kyle.  I kind of have a deep crush on him if you know what I mean…

Kind of?  I would say you absolutely do!

*Zoria 1000 kisses me on the cheek*

Zoria 1000:  You know what?  You’re right!  Hee hee!

Kind of.  Heh.  You were being sarcastic…

Zoria 1000:  Hee hee!

*walks toward bathroom to get ready for bed with Zoria 1000, holding hands*

Me & My Muse – Day 2106: Palm Sunday Respite

With it being Palm Sunday, I’m going to pause the story arc for today.  It will resume tomorrow.

On this Palm Sunday so far, I have been able to relax. I attended church with my grandparents and great aunt and had breakfast afterward.

Now home, I’m going to take it easy this afternoon. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 33 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Palm Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse: Enjoy this day off, Kyle! You earned it…

Me & My Muse – Day 2105: Room Clean-out and Flavor of the Week

I had a wonderful dream this morning.

This morning, I dreamt that I did a lot of reorganizing in my room.  I also cooked a coconut shrimp curry dish.  It was very good.

Last night, I had quite the scare in the middle of the night.  It woke both me and Zoria 1000 up out of a sound sleep.  The Zendians were about to shoot a powerful death laser that would vaporize the entire ship.  Fortunately, both Zoria 1000 and me used our psychokinetic abilities to override their ship’s computers and make them teleport far away.  Man, I still have goosebumps from last night.


Zoria 1000:  And…?

And what?

Zoria 1000: You’re not telling them what happened after we fell asleep!

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Zoria 1000: Not going to tell them?  Fine!  I will!  Everyone!  Kyle had a very bad accident!  It was so bad that he started to soak my pajamas!

No I didn’t!

Zoria 1000:  Then why is your face turning red?  It’s okay, Kyle.  You’re growing gills like me.  If you ever visit Zorpoz, you will need them to filter the toxins out of the air…

Well, touche!   A night ago, Zoria 1000 had a bad accident because she forgot to put on…

Zoria 1000: Okay.  Maybe we should stop.  They get the idea.  Everyone.  The only thing that you need to know is that this is a normal part of Zorpozian adolescence.  The only reason why Kyle is going through this is because I had a dream of him having a dream that came true, regarding his gills growing like mine.  Because of this, Kyle can make dreams real like I can!

I guess you could say that would make me part-Zorpozian, right?

Zoria 1000:  I would even say completely Zorpozian, except you weren’t born from a Zorporzian mother.  And what was that dream that you had?  Did you dream of cooking a dish?  I think that you mentioned shrimp?  We should make a dish using Renzinian seafood!  I’ll get everything set up in the kitchen.  And everyone.  Listen.  I don’t embarrass Kyle all the time.  Just some of the time.  See you all tomorrow!  And Kyle, I’ll see you in the kitchen!  Come down when you’re done with this.  Okay?

I will.  I’ll see you down there, Zoria 1000!

*Zoria 1000 exits the room*

Getting back to the day, not much went on.  I just talked to Zoria 1000 and we took things easy.  We should be at Tikrez very soon, since we’re going to pick up the Poq Rez, a mysterious magical tome.  Anyway, I need to wrap up so that I can help Zoria 1000 cook.

From my dream, today’s high is going to be 49 degrees and the silver lining is getting my room organized and cooking a nice dinner.

To those of you who had a relaxing Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I couldn’t resist.  I mean, what’s to be ashamed of?  Every Zorpozian teen goes through it.  Now what dish am I going to make with this seafood?


Me & My Muse – Day 2104: Welcoming the Weekend

I had a wonderful dream last night.   Having worked my full day in my dream,  I was greeted to a wonderful weekend.  I worked, got a couple of things at my local grocery store, and came home.  I then put some laundry in and took it easy for the rest of the day.

Today has been pretty good as well.  I got up and had breakfast with Zoria 1000.  She is still curious about my life on earth, and all of my frequent dreams that I have about it.  Having talked to her, she too has dreams of Zorpoz, her home planet.  Just like I miss earth, she misses Zorpoz.  But I’m pleased to say that she’s happy with me, and I do admit that she looks quite beautiful.

Today, Zoria 1000 taught me some more magic.  I now know as much as she does.  Tonight, I’m going to talk to her some more and then turn in for the night.

I do admit that life on a starship is quite different.  I still feel quite weird in my pubescent body.  It’s weird to experience the teen years again, and I’m definitely experiencing the downsides.  The acne is getting bad, but Zoria 1000 made it disappear.  I love my smooth complexion.  Not a single bit of acne to be found.

Anyway, Zoria 1000 is calling me so I’m going to cut this short.  I’ll keep you all updated on my long voyage back to earth.

From my dream, I can remember the following.  Today’s high is going to be 58 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend finally being here.

To those of you who are glad that the weekend is here, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Zoria 1000:  Kyle!  I know that you like to talk to your “audience” but let’s talk some more, okay?  Can you please hurry?  For me?

Me & My Muse – Day 2103: Frosty Nightmare and Epileptic Survivor

Having just woke up, I had a terrible nightmare.

In the dream, I looked out my window and saw a thin layer of snow in the yard.  It was snowing, and then the snow turned to sleet.  I then then worked, went shopping, and had to watch a whole episode of Survivor that felt epileptic because of the picture constantly blacking out.  After that, I woke up.


Zoria 1000: Snow?  That’s never a good thing to wake up to.  I’m glad that it was just a dream.

Same here.  For some reason, all of my dreams have to do with being back on earth and working my job day to day.

Zoria 1000:  You probably miss earth.  Let’s talk about it over breakfast, okay?

Sounds good to me.  I’ll join you shortly.

I’m going to have breakfast with Zoria 1000 and then continue to learn more magic, I guess.  There’s not much to do when you’re on a ship traveling through deep space…

Today’s high is going to be 42 degrees and the silver lining is later when the snow melts.

To those of you who are disgusted at seeing snow in April, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Zoria 1000:  I’m glad that Kyle can’t make dreams real like I can.  Otherwise, he would have to deal with that weather back at home.  Now that would be terrible.  And what’s this about Survivor?  Earth culture is pretty weird…