Well, sort of.

I have plans to put it to good use.  Anyway, time to get ready now.

And are my Muses clean and fed?  They are now.  Just used the One Privilege. Now I’ll get going.

Today’s high is going to be 62 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend almost being here.

To those of you who are looking forward to the weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Duh, is it Monday again?

Twin Muse: I think so.

Muse:  Then it’s time for an ice cream Monday!  Quick!  We need something that’s ice cream!

Twin Muse:  How about this pillow?

Muse:  Duh, works for me!

Twin Muse: Duh, bone incomplete?

*Muses start eating their pillows*

Phew!  Today was a lot easier to get everything done.  My route took a lot less time to complete and I was able to complete all my errands.  Time to enjoy what’s left of this day.

Oh, and no story arc until tomorrow.

Today’s high is going to be 65 degrees and the silver lining is finally being done with the work gauntlet.

To those of you who have ever had relief after working nonstop, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Time to relax now!  You earned it!

Twin Muse: Time for some more coffee!  Enjoy the rest of your day now!  *sips coffee*

Today was long day. Long day over. I relax now.

Today’s high is going to be 78 degrees and the silver lining is being able to relax after a long day.

To those of you who have ever had a long and stressful day at work, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Long day? Well get some rest now!

Twin Muse:  I see that he disabled the story arc again.  Must have been a very long day, huh?

Yup.  With it being Columbus Day, I just want to cut to the chase.  No story arcs today either.  Enjoy the long weekend!  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is having this Monday off.

To those of you who are enjoying Columbus Day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Nice!  I’m going to read some more and enjoy the sun.  This will probably be the last night day before the weather cools down…

Twin Muse: *sips coffee* Time for more coffee!  And it’s time to change into something lighter.  I was thinking a skirt…

How so?  A short entry with no story arc.  That’s how.  Time to get ready.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is having this Sunday off.

To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: No story arc?  That does make this Sunday easier.  Time to read my book…

Twin Muse: *sips coffee*  And time for another cup!

With my Saturday shift done, I can enjoy the remainder of this day.  And yeah.  I just used my Director’s Privilege and my Muses are clean and fed.

Muse:  Duh, thanks!

Twin Muse:  Also, that door was good.

WHAT?!  You ate the door?

Muse:  We couldn’t figure out how the door worked, so we ate it.

Twin Muse:  It was pulpy.

NO!  You’re not supposed to eat doors!  Just one second, everyone.

*a few minutes later*

There.  I used my One Privilege to create a reinforced door so that my Muses will not escape.  Time to enjoy the rest of my day.

Today’s high is going to be 78 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying what’s left of my Saturday.

To those of you who are enjoying this Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Ow!  The new door hurts when I try to bite it!  What is the door made of now?  It’s shiny…

Twin Muse: Maybe we pay it and it will let us eat it?  Duh, it might work!

With it being the eve before I work another shift at the post office, I need to get going.  I need to put this Friday to use now.  Just used my Director’s Privilege.  Both my Muses are clean and fed now.

Today’s high is going to be 69 degrees (nice) and the silver lining is the weekend being here at last.

To those of you who are happy that the weekend is finally here, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: I did it!  I couldn’t figure out how that door worked so I started to eat it.  It’s very pulpy!

Twin Muse: Let me try!  Yup!  Pulpy…

That’s about it.  I will be having breakfast with my mom, grandma, and my aunt.  Besides that, I will need to put the rest of the day to good use.  Time to get going.  I just used my Director’s Privilege and my Muses are clean and fed.

Today’s high is going to be 67 degrees and the silver lining is having breakfast with my mom, grandma, and aunt.

To those of you who like having breakfast with the ones you love, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Duh…*snore*

Twin Muse: Duhhuh… *snore*

Yup.  Just another open day.  Time to cut to the chase and get this done.  Muses clean and fed?  Done and done.  Time to get ready.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is having a day to unwind.

To those of you who are surprised that the week is already halfway over, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: *snore* Duhhuhhuh…

Twin Muse: Duhhuhhuh… *snore*

Got one of them done already.   I have yet to get the other one done: Toastmasters.

And now I have to tend to my brainless Muses?  Nope.  They’re all clean and fed.  Done and done.

Time to get ready for the evening now.

Today’s high is going to be 68 degrees and the silver lining is having an evening to enjoy.

To those of you who are happy that the weekend is three days away, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Duh, how do we leave our room?

Twin Muse: You don’t.  There’s nothing outside our room.

Muse: There isn’t?  Oh yeah!  Well, I guess we’ll stay here.

Twin Muse:  At least we smell nice again.  Duhhhh….

Yup.  More errands since I will be working tomorrow.

And to get it out of the way, I will use my Director’s Privileges to tend to my Muses that don’t know how to take care of themselves.  There.  All clean and all fed…once again.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 62 degrees and the silver lining is being able to get some errands done.

To those of you who wonder where the weekend went, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Duhhuhuhuhhuh…I smell so good…

Twin Muse: Me too!  Did I get a shower?  I don’t know how to work one of those because of the lever…

Another one?  Yes.  That’s right.  A totally chill Sunday where I can take a breather.

And chill means no story arc so enjoy the rest of this weekend!

Today’s high is going to be 69 degrees (nice!) and the silver lining is having this Sunday off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Another Sunday off?  From what you did yesterday, you earned it!

Twin Muse: Time for some coffee!  *sips coffee*

That’s the plan for today.  Besides a rather bothersome shift that I don’t want to talk about, let’s get right to the festivities.  I will freshen up and go over to the party.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Oh, and there is no story arc today so enjoy!

Today’s high is going to be 65 degrees and the silver lining is having celebrating my brother in law’s 40th birthday.

To those of you who like celebrating birthdays with family, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Your brother in law is turning 40?  Tell him that I said happy birthday!

Twin Muse: Happy birthday, brother in law!

And with that already done, all that remains is enjoying the rest of the day.  Time to do that.

But before I do, how are my invalid twin Muses doing?  Time to use my Master’s Privileges.

There.  Both needed to be cleaned badly and I of course had to feed them since they don’t know enough to get their own food.  Time to enjoy this day now.

Today’s high is going to be 66 degrees and the silver lining is having the rest of the day off.

To those of you who are glad that it’s finally Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Why does it all taste so good?

Twin Muse: Duh, I taste it too!  Did we just eat something?

How so? Registration for the 2027 Twins Days Festival opened at 12:00 PM EST this afternoon. And tried as I might, I couldn’t crack the top ten this time. What did I end up with?

I ended up with 24. I got 24 for 2027. Even more unique is that 24 is just one day before Christmas!

Oh, and there’s no story arc today.

Muse: That’s neat! Congratulations!

Twin Muse: Yes! That’s a good number! It’s still less than 100, right?

It is. I was disappointed at first but after seeing the uniqueness of the number, it got me a lot more excited.

Now, getting back to my past years in Twins Days, I got the following numbers in the past:

2019: 218

2022: 222

2023: 125

2024: 6

2025: 25

2026: 76

With 24 for 2027, that will be a wonderful number for next year.

And with my speech at Toastmasters being about registering for Twins Days Festivals, I’m pretty pumped for next year.

Muse: Sounds good!

Twin Muse: I love the theme!

I’m going to get back to working, okay?

Muse: We’ll let you do that. Bye!

Twin Muse: Enjoy the rest of the day!

*Twin Muses vanish in a beam of light*

Today’s high is going to be 69 degrees (nice) and the silver lining is registering for the 2027 Twins Days Festival.

To those of you who are looking forward to a big event, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: I didn’t want to tell him, but we were the first to register!

Twin Muse: Yay! We are number one!

I wasn’t able to get all my errands done yesterday in town, due to burnout.  I will want to get everything done today.  With that, it’s now time to get ready.

As per usual, time to tend to my Muses with my Director’s Privileges.  There.  All clean and fed.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 69 degrees (nice) and the silver lining is being able to finish my errands.

To those of you who can’t believe the week is already halfway over, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: *snore* Duhhuhhuhhuh….

Twin Muse: *snore* Please Mr. Bed…..?

What’s this?  A day that I finally work again?  Alright!  Time to get ready for another day at the post office.  After that, I’ll be running errands in town.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Time to tend to my brainless Muses before I get ready for the day.  Director’s Privileges?  There we go.  They’re both clean and fed now.  Time to get ready for today.

Today’s high is going to be 77 degrees and the silver lining is having the rest of the day off later on.

To those of you who like a good days work, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Duh, I like the smell.  I’m going back to bed.

Twin Muse: But how?  I guess I’ll try asking the bed nicely.  Maybe it will pick me up?  Okay.  Mr. Bed.  Please?

With it being Monday, I have usual routine when I experience a shortage of hours.  Continue searching.  At least I work a route tomorrow.  Time to get ready for the day now.

I’ll check on my Muses now with my Director’s privileges.  There.  Clean and fed again.  Now I’ll get ready.

Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying another sunny day.

To those of you who are tired from the weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Duh, it happened again.  I smell nice.

Twin Muse: I smell nice, too!  And I can taste the food!  It tasted like eggs and bacon.  I think…

When was the last time that I had a Sunday where I had the day off?  Even better, I actually get to go to church today.  I will be doing this, and perhaps have breakfast afterward.  I will then take it easy for the rest of the day.

I will now use my Director’s Privileges to check on my Muses.  There.  Cleaned them and fed them.  They should be fine today.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining is having the Sunday off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Duh, why do I suddenly feel clean?

Twin Muse: I also feel full!  Was that pancakes?  Duh, that was good…

There’s not much going on today.  I liken it to an oasis that has dried up.  With it being the weekend, most businesses are not open.  Time to make the most of this day.

But first, I would like to address something.  My Muses have not been around for the longest time. It’s been at least 16 days since I have last seen them.  How are they doing?

*walks over to door and opens it*

Muse:  How did you do that?

Twin Muse:  Duh, that rectangle.  You moved it back and forth?

It’s called a door!  You just turn the knob and you can open it!

Muse: Not so fast!  It’s hard to understand!

Twin Muse: You just turn…what?

*sigh* Nevermind.  Is that why I haven’t seen you two?  You couldn’t even open the door?

Muse: You’ll have to show me that again!  You did that too fast!

No.  Even if I were to show you a thousand times, you would not understand.  And what am I smelling?  You both stink and need a shower!  When was the last time you bathed?

Muse:  Duhhhhh…When did things not make sense…

28 DAYS?  You’ve gone 28 DAYS without a shower?  Seriously, am I going to have to think for both of you now?

Muse:  I don’t know.  Thinking is a lot of work.

Twin Muse:  She’s right.  After trying it, I get tired…

*sigh*  Excuse me everyone.  Both my Muses are now a couple of invalids.  Let me spend a few minutes and tend to their hygiene…

*20 minutes later*

There.  showered and clothed both of you and used my Director’s Privileges to clean your room.  Everything smells nice now.

Muse:  That thing with the water and the stuff in the bottle was hard.  Can you show me again?

Twin Muse:  I think that you can drink that stuff in the bottle.  It smells nice.

No you can’t!  That’s shampoo and the soap is not edible either!  I won’t show either of you proper hygiene because you’re both too stupid to understand!  Now, I need to think of a way to summon you too whenever I need to check up on you both…I think I already know.  I’ll use my Director’s Privileges to teleport you both in front of me.  That way, I know that you’re both healthy.

Muse:  My stomach hurts a lot.  I think I’m hungry.

Twin Muse:  Yeah.  we keep falling asleep and eating stuff but we’re always hungry when we’re awake.  I think we’re not eating enough while we’re sleeping.

No again!  The food in your dreams can’t satisfy your hunger!  It needs to be real food while you’re awake!  *sigh*  I’m sorry everyone.  I can’t control the Muse’s transformation cycles.  I wish they were both smart…Now I need to feed both of them.  I just hope they remember how to eat.  I need to feed Dumb and Dumber.

Time to wrap this up so I can feed my starving Muses that don’t know how to feed themselves.

Today’s high is going to be 72 degrees and the silver lining is having a Saturday to enjoy.

To those of you who are enjoying this weekend so far, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

There.  You both scarfed that down pretty quickly.  Time to send you both home.

*teleports Muses back to their house*

Muse: That was good!  I want seconds.

Twin Muse: I want the thing after seconds.  Everything smells nice now.  Why didn’t it all smell nice before?