Yup.  Just chill today.  No errands.  No Toastmasters meetings.  Just a chill day with no strings attached.  A day for my arm to recover from this dog bite.  Time to get ready.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is getting my errands and appointment done.

For those of you who are taking it easy on this Tuesday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Nice that you get a break.  Just take it easy and let that arm recover!

Twin Muse: *sips coffee* We’ll get you another get well card.  Time for another prayer too!  God, please give Kyle a quick recovery!

That’s pretty much the gist of it.  I have a doctor’s appointment at 8:30 this morning and then I’ll be getting all of my errands done as well.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is getting my errands and appointment done.

For those of you who are taking it easy on this Tuesday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: More errands, huh?  Be sure to that paperwork filled out and signed!

Twin Muse: *sips coffee* Then see what you can do today.  Anything that you’re able to do.  Did you like our cookies, Kyle?

Since Crumbl Cookie was open on Sundays, my brother and I are overdue for a trip there to make up the dessert that I didn’t have last night.

Since my brother has an appointment today, he has the day off.  When he finishes his appointment, it’s cookie time.  Time to get ready.

Today’s high is going to be 84 degrees and the silver lining is having delicious cookies today and being able to recover.

For those of you who are recovering from an injury, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Crumbl Cookie?  Now we’re talking!  Let’s go get some, sis!  For us and Kyle!

Twin Muse: *sips coffee* We’re getting a large six pack so Kyle gets to pick two of them.  Which two do you want, Kyle?

This one is going to be short, because of what happened yesterday.

Yesterday, when I got to the end of my route, a vicious dog attacked me and took a good bite out of my arm.

As a result, an ambulance took me to the hospital and I got 8 stitches (4 double stitches).  I am now in recovery so I am quite literally nursing my wounds.

With that, no story arc until further notice.  At least until the swelling in my hand goes down and I feel a little bit better.

 

Muse:  A dog bite?!  Oh no!  I hope that you feel better Kyle!

Twin Muse:  We both need to buy get well cards for Kyle!

Muse:  We’ll do that, sis!

Twin  Muse:  And I’ll buy the flowers!

Muse & Twin Muse:  Bye Kyle!

*both Muses vanish in a beam of light*

Time to recover from this dog bite, I guess.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is taking it easy today.

For those of you who have a strong dislike for animals that can mutilate your body, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Oh, I hope that Kyle feels better soon!  I’ll get him a card!  He’ll like this one!  And let’s pray for his recovery!

Twin Muse: *sips coffee* I’ll get him a cat!  He needs another one that can sit on his lap and help him heal.  Good idea, twinnie. God, please help Kyle to recover quickly from the dog bite!

That’s it.  Just a route that I have to deliver today and then a break after that.  The smoke is diminishing so it should be a lot better today.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 87 degrees and the silver lining is it being Saturday.

For those of you who are enjoying the weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: There.  Everything’s set up and everyone is loving all the new changes!

Twin Muse: Every restaurant is packed and all the new staff is trained.  This is going to be a wonderful day!

Just one day remains until I get another turn at actually doing something besides the job search hustle.

On top of that, I will be going to a restaurant later on to satisfy my social obligations.  Following that, it will be time to rest up for the route the next day.  That is all.  Time to get ready.

Today’s high is going to be 92 degrees and the silver lining is it being Friday at last.

For those of you who are glad that it’s Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Bordeaux:  It jus happened!  10 new restaurants that are opening in France in ze next month!  You two!  I know zat you jus opened Très Génial.  But add zis to your roster.  Effective today you two are running four more restaurants.  Zat’s all of my stateside operations.  I need to get to Paris zis instant!  Do what you want but make sure zat every one of zem are profitable!  Hurry!  Your promotion begins now!

Muse: Four more restaurants?!  Wow!

Twin Muse: *sips coffee* You heard him.  Let’s review the labor and cut the fat.  We’ll strengthen the weak areas and make them all Michelin quality eateries.  Let’s do this, twinnie!  New menus, new labor, new life!  It begins now!

And as to not sound too ranty, I will leave it at that.  The parties involved know who they are, and they need to stop with this madness.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 84 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend almost being here.

For those of you who are sick of the smoke, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Bordeaux gave the signal.  We are closing this restaurant today.

Twin Muse: *sips coffee* He said it was a public safety concern.  I agree!  We’ll reopen when he gives the go ahead.

Due to some wildfires far north of us, there is actually smoke in the forecast!  It’s supposed to happen after 2:00 PM.   With that in mind, I need to get ready now.  Time to continue the grind.

Today’s high is going to be 95 degrees and the silver lining is the week being halfway over.

For those of you who are beating the heat, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: The restaurant is still doing well.  There’s still plenty of water for the workers!

Twin Muse: *sips coffee* We may have to close later, due to the smoke.  We’ll talk to Bordeaux first…

Yup.  If you’re going to do any outdoor activity like practice for a 5K, you better do it now.  Otherwise, you’ll have to wait until the evening.

With such a scorcher today, I’ll be beating the heat inside.  That’s pretty much it for today.

Today’s high is going to be 102 degrees (What?!  Are we in Arizona now?) and the silver lining is already be done with my workout.

For those of you who are surviving the desert like temperatures, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Yup.  We’re taking the day off.  The Sous Chef can run everything in our absence.  I mean, we have more than enough water for them to stay hydrated!

Twin Muse: *sips coffee*  I agree.  It’s time for the pool!  Hope everyone is staying cool!

Today’s hot and tomorrow’s only going to get hotter.  Like every Monday, the errands are back.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 97 degrees and the silver lining is being able to stay cool.

To those of you who are keeping cool and beating the heat, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: There.  Just placed a couple more stacks of water in the walk in cooler for the crew.  It’s going to be a scorcher!

Twin Muse: Indeed!  The heat index alone is supposed to be more than 100 degrees!  It’s going to be a hot one today!

That’s it.  Just an Amazon Day where I’ll have to work in the heat.  Time to get ready.

Today’s high is going to be 88 degrees and the silver lining is being able to unwind later on.

To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Get it done and then enjoy the rest of the day!

Twin Muse: You got this!  We’ll make you something nice to enjoy for when you come home.  Stay cool!

WHAT?  Friday?

Yes.  Friday.  Because of my weird work schedule, Friday is the new Saturday for this weekend.

The NES weekend continues, and I’m currently enjoying myself at my friend’s house up north. Just last night, I played more Final Fantasy VIII and made some more progress.

Later on, I’ll go walking around with my brother and friend. I will also eat somewhere with my brother and friend. After that, we will watch another episode of Stranger Things and chill some more. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is being able to spend some more time with my friend.

To those of you who like spending the weekend with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: It’s going to be very nice today. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Twin Muse: Yes. Very nice. Don’t forget to go swimming! I hope that you enjoy the weekend with your friend!

Well, I told her and she’s on her way.  My Muse is on her way to the Tower of Muses for a special “surprise”.  I didn’t tell her what the “surprise” is, but she’s really excited about it.  All I told her was that a “surprise” was waiting for her on the top floor of the Tower of Muses…And don’t worry about Twin Muse.  I told her about the “surprise” too so she’s in on it.

 

The surprise, you ask?  As a Me & My Muse anniversary gift, I have decided to provide both her and twin Muse with their own body.  Laying on both beds are Muses that are ready to come to life.  All they need to do is go inside them.

 

Muse (Day 4385):  Are they here yet?  Come on, master!  Let me know!  We need to hit the road for the Twins Day Festival!  In the meantime, I’m going to check my social media…

Twin Muse (Day 4385):  Yes!  Please let me know!  We need to get going!  Let’s see.  Any new likes?

 

Muse (Day 4406):  When is he coming?  While we’re waiting, let’s talk to our fanbase!

Twin Muse (Day 4406):  Hey fans!  We’re waiting for Kyle and we’re so ready for Twins Days Festival!

 

Muse (Day 4601): C’mon!  I’m outgrowing this purple planet that I just created!

Twin Muse (Day 4601):  Purple planet?  I’m outgrowing it too!  Weird dream, huh?

 

Everyone.  Relax.  They’re both on their way.  Until they arrive, you all have to hide.

 

*a flood of “okay’s” are heard in the room*

 

While my Muse and Twin Muse are on their way, I might as well tell everyone my plans for today.  I will be continuing my job search, and then relaxing afterward.  It won’t be so bad having just come back from a vacation and with another weekend later this month…

 

Shh!  Everyone in your places!  They’re both on their way…

 

*dims light in room, until it turns off*

 

Muse:  What’s going on?  What is the meaning of this?  Why is everything so dark in here?  Kyle?

Twin Muse:  Kyle?  Could this be a…

 

Me & 4748 Muses:  SURPRISE!!!!  HAPPY THIRTEEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!

 

Muse:  Oh wow!  There’s a bunch of Muses in here!  One from every past day, I’m guessing.

Twin Muse:  And a lot of stand-in’s too!  Are those standees for days that Kyle never did?

Muse Standees:  Yes!  We’re all placeholders!

 

And…Did you look on the bed yet?

 

Muse:  What is this?  A Muse that is laying lifeless on the bed?

Twin Muse:  I have one too!  She’s not moving!

 

Guess.  What do you think it is?

 

Muse:  Wait!  Isn’t it another body?  You gave me one last year!

Twin Muse:  Another body?  The tradition continues.  You gave me one last year too!

 

Happy anniversary.  It’s another body!  You can never have enough bodies.  What if something happens to the one you are in?  That body will not come to life unless you give it life.  It is yours.  Do you want to try it out?

 

Muse:   Why not?  Well I’m trying out my body right now!

Twin Muse:  Same!  Another body!  YAY!!!!

 

*Ghost Muse flies out of Muse and into lifeless Muse, which begins to flash*

*Ghost Twin Muse flies out of Twin Muse and into lifeless Twin Muse, which begins to flash*

 

Original Muse:  It…It feels…A little different.  This is a good gift!  What if something happens to the one that you gave me last year?  With this one, I can be prepared.  Thank you, Kyle!

Original Twin Muse:  Hmm…This is quite familiar!  I LOVE this gift!  Like every body, I will take good care of it!  Or I could steal one from my twinnie since she has plenty of them!  Tee hee!  Thanks Kyle!

Original Muse:  I heard that!  You’re not stealing anything!

Original Twin Muse:  I was only joking, sis!  Now let’s hug Kyle!

 

*Original Muse and Original Twin Muse gives me a big hug with their new bodies*

 

I have another thing planned.  All the other Muses, enjoy the show!

 

Original Muse:  Show?  Oh yeah…(The spare body was a big surprise, but I knew about the show…)

Original Twin Muse:  There’s a show?  Ah!  I know…(I loved that spare body, but the show was a given since we practiced that forever…)

 

Are you ready?

 

Original Muse:  I was born ready. Time to get into costume…

Original Twin Muse:  I’m totes ready!  Costume time…

 

Then let’s get started.  Muses, take your places.  Here we go…

 

There was more recovery with Brain Freeze: Part XIII.  And with a Summer Finale Done Quick, he was Picking up the Pieces with a Tail End Shift and wrapped up with Ice Cream and Toastmasters.

Original Muse:  Toastmasters?!  I’m trapped.

You’re trapped?

Original Twin Muse:  In this endless tribute.

But we’re almost done!

Original Muse:  No!  Almost one twenty-fifth done!

No.  That’s another ten.

Original Twin Muse:  Another ten?

Interrupting me again?

Original Muse:  Yup yup yup!

Stop stop stop!

Original Twin Muse: No no no!

What did I tell you?  I need to finish!

Original Muse:  But you’ll never end!

Yes I will!

Original Twin Muse:  Whatever!

Don’t believe me?

Original Muse: I don’t believe you!

Liar!

Original Twin Muse:  But I’m telling the truth!

No you’re not!

Original Muse:  Yes I am!

No you’re not!

Original Twin Muse:  Yes I am!

Just drop it!

Original Muse:  You drop it!

Shut your trap!

Original Twin Muse:  Shut yours!

Can I finish?

Original Muse:  No you can’t!

Are you done?

Original Twin Muse:  I just got started!

Well, I’m not finished!

Original Muse:  Says who?

Says me!

Original Twin Muse:  Yeah right!

LET ME FINISH!!!!!!  Please!  We’re almost done…

Original Muse:  With this number, we are!  Tee hee…

After a Tail End Mid Week, it was Errand Day, Sushi Day.  And after Tail End Friday, it was Complete Freedom with it being Easy Like Sunday.  Then it was Back to Work, followed by a Chill Tuesday, and a Busy Wednesday.  After more work coming And a Busy Thursday, he entered the Tower of Muses for The Forty-Fourth Ascent.

Original Muse:  What’s inside?

You know what!

Original Twin Muse:  I can’t remember!

You can’t?

Original Muse:  I’m trapped.

You’re trapped?

Original Twin Muse:  In this endless tribute.

But we’re almost done!

Original Muse:  No!  One twenty-fifth done!

Yup.  That’s right now.

Original Twin Muse:  Right now?

Interrupting me again?

Original Muse:  Yup yup yup!

Stop stop stop!

Original Twin Muse: No no no!

What did I tell you?  I need to finish!

Original Muse:  But you’ll never end!

Yes I will!

Original Twin Muse:  Whatever!

Don’t believe me?

Original Muse: I don’t believe you!

Liar!

Original Twin Muse:  But I’m telling the truth!

No you’re not!

Original Muse:  Yes I am!

No you’re not!

Original Twin Muse:  Yes I am!

Just drop it!

Original Muse:  You drop it!

Shut your trap!

Original Twin Muse:  Shut yours!

Can I finish?

Original Muse:  No you can’t!

Are you done?

Original Twin Muse:  I just got started!

Well, I’m not finished!

Original Muse:  Says who?

Says me!

Original Twin Muse:  Yeah right!

Now we’re finished!

Original Muse: Awesome! That was great!

Original Twin Muse:  It was just like we rehearsed! Only I have this awesome new spare body that you gave me and I don’t have to worry about being a ghost anymore!

Original Muse: Time to switch into my next costume!

Original Twin Muse:  We’ll be right back…

And now everyone…the metamorphosis! Everyone, brace yourself for a pair of Twinfluencers!

Original Muse: I started my stream and I’m ready!

Right on!  Now are you ready?

Original Twin Muse:  Yup! So is the chat!  Are we ready, Kyle?

Ready as I’ll ever be! Get ready for part two because here it comes…

They were Twinfluencers with a Twin Practice Race fighting a Double Dragon.  And after a Pre Twin-Con Checklist and a Pre Twin-Con Work Gauntlet, it was time for a Twin Cut before the Pre Twin-Con Checklist.  They were Twinning it Up in Twinsburg with The Preshow before Twinning it Up in Twinsburg.  Then it was time for Twins Days Festival – The Main Event before Twins Days Festival – Day Three.  And with all that done, it was time for Twins Days Festival – The Recap: For REALZ this Time – 2025 Edition!

Muse:  For REALZ!

Twin Muse:  Yah!  For REALZ For REALZ!

Pretty much.  Anyway, moving on…

He made a Back to Work Toast and he was Back to Work and Parade Footage.  And with 11 to 7, and then done, he had a Free Friday and More Recap.  And with a Hot Saturday, he had a Hot Cold Sunday.  A Cold Monday followed, followed by a Happy Birthday with some Birthday Aftermath.  After that, it was Back to Work.

Muse & Twin Muse: GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!

Easier said than done.  Have an odd job for me?  I’ll work it.  Time to move on…

Friday Errands made for a Cozy Caturday and a Chill Sunday.  And after a Graveyard Shift, he made a Soggy Toast before a Warm Wednesday.  And after a Four Hour Thursday, it was time for a FriNESday Road Trip: 2025 Summer Edition – Part 2!  And there was Plenty of Saturday GoodNES – Part 2 before heading Back Home.

Muse:  Back home!

Twin Muse:  Home sweet home!

Yes.  Home indeed is where the heart is.  Anyway, let’s move on, shall we?

He was Back to the long grind with More Errands including a Rustproofed Car.  He worked the Work Gauntlet: Part 2 of 2 before heading North for Labor Day Weekend.  He made his Greetings From Hubbard Lake before Another Day at the Lake.  Then it was Labor Day and I’m back at Work?!!!  Then it was time for I am Error – AFORDable Solution before I am Error: Part II – The Wait Continues.

Muse:  Hurry up!

Twin Muse:  Hurry please!

Are we talking about this tribute?  Okay then!  Moving on with this tribute…

It was time for I am Error: Part III – Cooling Pad with I am Error: Part IV – No More Error.  It was then time for Weekend Freedom with a Funday and a Workday.  Then it was time for Work and Errandday with Two More Jobs and a Day that I Still Never Forget.  And after a Friday Gauntlet, it was time for a Morning Errand and Evening Dinner.

*sips water* Yup.  Another ten done.  Time for another set…

There was A Change in Pace with Another 11 to 7.  And with More Job Hunting, The Wait Continues.  And with a Thursday Finale, he had a Free Friday which made way for a Fun Weekend.  And after a Summer Outro, it was back to the Fall Grind with Job Hunting for the Next Week.

Muse:  That’s right, chat!  He’s hunting for another job!

Twin Muse:  And he’s doing it in advance.  For the next week?

Yes.  That was then, but this is now.  Let’s continue…

With a Wednesday Hunt, he had Thursday Interview Prep.  Then he had an Interview and the Weekend.  Then he had Part I and Part II of a Chill Weekend, followed by 11 to 7 Drudgery.  He was Back to the Job Search with a Twintastic Wednesday.  Then he had Preparation Thursday before an Interview and a Shift.

*sips apple cider*  Ah yeah.  That hit the spot.  Time for another ten!

Had had a Culver’s Reward and then a Chill Day followed by an 11 to 7 Nuisance.  He had a Morning Interview with More Searching and he was Back to the Drawing Board.  A 4:30 to 9 Nuisance followed with A Movie and an Easy Sunday?  And as he started the next week, he had an 11 to 7 all Day-er.

Muse:  11 to 7?  That’s all?  We stream 24 hours a day!

Twin Muse:  Without stopping!  Of course we don’t stream our trips to the bathroom.  That would be gross.

Yeah.  I know that you stream 24 hours a day!  Let’s continue with the next ten!

He was The Window Wiper before he had a Wednesday Respite.  A 4 to 8:30 followed with Rebranding before the NESday Weekend Begins.  He had Sunday GoodNES before a 5 to 9:30.  Then it wasTo Speech, or not to Speech?  And with Even More Searching he had a Surprise 11 to 7 Shift.

Muse:  Again?

Twin Muse:  Really?

Yes.  Again.  Time to finish this set!

It was Once Upon a 11 to 7 Shift.  And then he was playing Katamari on the Weekend.  Then there was A Pumpkin Patch, Savory Subs, and Birthday Cake.  There was an 11 to 7 Again before a Job Fair and Leaf Raking.  Then there was another 4:30 to 9.  And after he shouted “Trick or Treat?!”, he entered the Tower of Muses for The Forty-Fifth Ascent.

Original Muse: That was amazing!

It was.  Okay Muse! Let’s continue, shall we?

Original Twin Muse: That’s right!  We’re doing the thirteen-year anniversary, right?  Only 249 more! We still have a whole lot to do.  Let’s get going…

I know. Are you ready?

Original Muse: I so am!  That Twinfluencer Muse outfit was just a warmup.  Just wait until you see this!

And now everyone…The next metamorphosis! Everyone, get ready for pair of nerds! It looks like they’re ready…

Original Muse: There.  I’m all changed.  Are you going to go for originality?  Some of the phrasing is recycled!  And how much more of these are left?

Original Twin Muse:  Didn’t you read the script?  249 more!  Let’s hurry!  I want to watch another episode of Star Trek!

Yup.  We’re about a third there.  Brace yourself for part three of this epic homage to the entries of yesterday…

Original Twin Muse:  *sigh*  Enough with your lengthy monotony.  Can we commence?

They were Nerdy to the Extreme before they made a Twin Toast.  And after a Mid Week Job Search, there was a 2 to 9?  Oof.  A 3 to 8:30 Oof With a Side of Chili’s followed with a Lazy Saturday and a Chill Sunday.  Then a Rare NAMI Meeting followed with a Yogurt Restock and an Opening Shift?

Original Muse:  You should’ve phrased that as a rhetorical question!

Original Twin Muse:  Yeah!  Add an exclamation point next time!

Okay, nerdy twins!  Time for the next ten…

After Leaf Raking: Part II, he had Another Late Shift with Leaf Raking Finale, The Mall, and Mineral Spirits.  It was A More Chill Sunday, with Pay Day followed by a November Toast.  And after a Midweek 11 to 7 Shift, The Workation Begins.  A Sushi Reward followed where it was Easy and Chill.

Original Muse:  Just don’t order the California Roll.  It’s so lackluster and basic!

Original Twin Muse:  Or better yet, order authentic Japanese sushi with real wasabi!  Not horseradish!

How about you two order that and I continue?  I’m moving on…

After a Sun Day and a Noon Meeting, there was Two Days, with Thanksgiving Eve before he shouted “Happy Thanksgiving!”  Then it was time to Shop Till You Drop before he sang “O Christmas Tree”, with Christmas Memories: Part II.  It was then time to Click Till You Drop before he began Christmas Memories: Part IV, December Toast, and Open up and Say AHHHHHHHH!!

Original Muse:  Are we talking about the dentist?

Original Twin Muse:  Or the compounded stress of having a dentist appointment, Christmas footage, and a Toastmasters meeting all on the same day?

Original Muse:  I would have to say all of the above.

You’re both right.  Let’s continue the next ten, okay?

He had Christmas Memories: Part V and a McInterview before he watched Christmas Memories: Part VI and the Part VII Finale.  A Chill Movie Weekend followed and then Church, Breakfast, and Afternoon with my Nieces.  Then he had a Chilly 11 to 7 Shift before he decided that he was Going Postal.  It was an Uphill 11 to 7 before a Morning Postal Meeting and More Shopping.

Original Muse:  Christmas shopping, I presume?

Original Twin Muse:  Affirmative.  Didn’t you see the various entries titled “Christmas Memories” and “O Christmas Tree”?

Yes.  It’s Christmas shopping.  Now we need to continue!  Moving on…

He had Part I and II of an Avatar Weekend with More Snow followed by a Christmas Toast.  He bought The Last Gift before it being Twas the Week Before Christmas.  Avatar: Fire and Ash Begins Tonight followed by a Na’vi Hangover.  I’m All About That List before watched a movie about The True Meaning of Christmas.

Original Twin Muse: And that’s the birth of Jesus Christ?

It is.  Moving on…

“All Aboard!” was exclaimed with it being Twas the Day Before Christmas.  After that was a Merry Christmas, followed by Christmas Aftermath with Air Riders.  David vs. Goliath was watched before he was Reflecting on the Year.  He was Closing Up the Year with a Happy New Year and Starting off with a NESday Weekend…

Original Muse:  Another visit from your friend?

Yup!  On to the next ten…

There was Plenty of Friday GoodNES and Saturday GoodNES before the Last NESday Done Quick.  It was The First Day of him Going Postal before he got Overshadowed by his training.  He had a Mid Middle before a Thursday Post Done Quick.  And after an Awesome Finale Done Quick, it was time for a Movie and a Sushi Done Slow.

Original Twin Muse:  Nice contrast from the video game marathon!

I know.  Let’s continue.  We still have a lot to do.  On to the next ten…

It was time for Training Week – Part I – LLV Training with a Change of Plans.  The Wait Continues with Weekend Eve and a Lucky Friday.  And with a Hot Mess Saturday, he experienced a Deep Freeze.  And after an Ice Cold Toast, it was time for a Winter Heat Wave.

Original Muse:  Considering how brutal that winter was, I imagine that heat wave wasn’t much of an increase.

Well, considering that it was barely below freezing, that was quite the heat wave.  Time for the next ten…

The Wait Continues before he shouted “BRRR!!!!!” and “BRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  He had Chilly Makeup Training with a Travel Day to Academy where It Begins on Day 1 of 4, Making the Case on Day 2 of 4, Working on Delivery on Day 3 of 4 and the Final Day on Day 4 of 4.  And with that done, he was FINALLY Home!

Original Twin Muse:  Quite the cold training!  At least you were inside most of the time!

That’s what made it more bearable.  Now come on!  We have ten more to finish this series!

He was Outsmarted with A Normal Monday and a Toasty Tuesday.  And after a Waiting Wednesday, he had a Thirsty Thursday.  And with a Frantic Friday, he had a Double Feature Saturday.  It was time for Super Bowl Large – Part X.  And with it being Time for another Movie, he entered the Tower of Muses for The Forty-Sixth Ascent.

Original Muse: Totally Phenomenal.  Exceptional and amazing!

Now where were we?

Original Twin Muse: We were on the thirteen-year anniversary.  Only 149 more! We still have some ways to go…

I know. Are you ready?

Original Muse: Indeed.  My nerdy persona is started to become stale.   Time to go and change…

And now everyone…The next metamorphosis! Everyone, be prepared for a pair of dreaming Muses…

Original Muse: All changed!  I’m ready to go now and I’m larger than life!  Are you ready?

Original Twin Muse:  So am I, twinnie!  Are we growing or is everything shrinking?  Are you ready?

Absolutely. Brace yourself for part four of this epic homage to the entries of yesterday…

Original Muse: Oh!  I’m so excited!  Let’s go!

Original Twin Muse:  Let’s do this!

It’s time to Dream a Dream before the Last Day of OJI It was Friday the Thirteenth Indeed before Happy Hallmark Day.  He was Singled Out before Amazon Monday with Mardi Gras and Toastmasters Meeting Tonight.  And after a Fat Tuesday Hangover, he saw a City and Invention.

Original Muse:  Inventions?  Which ones do you need?  I’m seeing inventions everywhere!

Original Twin Muse:  So am I!  Which invention do you need?

None of them.  I just want to get through these last 139 entries.  Time for another ten!

He saw An Airplane, A Fish, A Borrower, A Valley, A Castle in the Sky, and A Castle before he saw An Avatar and a Princess.  And after he saw A Bathhouse, he was Marching Forward.

Original Muse:  I’m marching too as a soldier, with over 50,000 of me!

Original Twin Muse:  50,000?  I’m marching with 800,000 of me!

Yeah.  That’s a large army.  I just want to finish the rest of these.  We still have quite a ways to go!  Time for another ten…

After Another Toast, he was Halfway There.  And with One More Day, it was Time for another Friday.  He had Another Chill Day before he was Springing Ahead.  And after a Training Monday, a famous icon shouted “It’s-a me, MAR10!”  He then shouted “Happy Birthday, Dad!” before a TobyMac Concert…

Original Muse:  TobyMac?  I’m at a sold out show right now!

Original Twin Muse:  At Madison Square Garden!  No wait…It’s at an open field for more than 200,000.  It’s where Woodstock ’99 was held!

I’m sure the show was awesome, no matter how many times you change the venue.  Next ten!

He shouted “Friggatriskaideka…wha? Snow No!” before it was Easy as Pi.  “NOPE!” was exclaimed before Winter’s Last Hissy Fit.  And after a Lucky Day, there was a Wednesday Wait.  And after a Thursday Prelude, it was Friday at Last.  It was a Strange New World before An Amazon Day.

Original Muse:  Amazon?  Now that you mention it, this place is starting to look like a rainforest…

Original Twin Muse:  But this one is bigger.  It’s an Amazon that covers the whole earth!

Not THAT Amazon!  The company!  I just want to finish this already!  Time for the next ten…

It was a Hot Mess Monday before Mail and Errands.  And after a Doctor’s Appointment, there was Friday Mail and Saturday Mail, with More Amazon to boot.  And after Monday Mail, it was time for Me & My Muse Series Finale before Me & My MuseGPT – Day 1: Now with Artificial Intelligence!

Original Muse:   So you replaced us with AI bots?  Now that you mentioned it, we both are a little different.

Original Twin Muse:  They’re everywhere.  Grok, Claude, ChatGPT, every single one and new ones forming by the second!  If you want to ask us anything, just let us know!

No.  Time to continue to the next ten and get this tribute done.

After the Second to Last Workday, it was time for Good Friday.  “Welcome New Galaxy!” was shouted with Plenty of Saturday GoodNES: Easter Edition.  It was time for Happy Easter, followed by a Later Start.  A Tuesday Pause brought forth A Second Pause.  And after A Short Work Day, it was time for a Galaxy Encore and an End to the Nightmare.

Original Muse:  An end?  Oh yeah.  That Dave the Dreamer set us straight!

Original Twin Muse:  He did!  No more nightmares!  Yay!!!

Yup.  Now we still have quite a ways before we’re done!  Let’s do the next ten!

An Easy Amazon Day was followed by an Errand Day and a Full Route Day.  A Four Day Hiatus followed before Counting Down from Three.  A Friday Update was followed by a Saturday Respite.  Another Amazon Sunday brought forth an Errand Day and Lucky Dinner before he began a New Route.

Original Muse:  A new route where?  To the new world?

Original Twin Muse:  I have one to the center of the earth!

Neither.  It’s a mail route.  Time to finish off another set of ten.  79 more to go!  Wheeeee!!!!

It was Day Two, Day Three, Day Four, and Day Five, with a Full Route, culminating with an Amazon Sunday Finale.  Then he was Back to the Errands and Back to the Drawing Board, with The Second Draw. And after he was Drawing Toward the Weekend, it was The Final Draw.

Original Muse:  69 left!

Original Twin Muse:  Nice!  We’re almost there!

I know, right!  Let’s finish this tribute!  Time for the next ten…

He was Working the Route with Another Amazong.  “May the Fourth be With You” was said before he had a Cinco de Omelette.  And after a Midweek Shift, there was a Two Day Pause.  It was One more Day before a Delivery Day.  And after a Happy Mother’s Day, it was time for MonNESday – The Return.

Original Twin Muse:  MonNESday?  Your friend again?

Yup.  Now come on!  We only have ten more before we have 49 left!

There was TuesNESday, WedNESday, and ThursNESday before the FriNESday Farewell.  And with the Saturday Countdown, he had an Early Amazon Sunday.  And after an Errand Day, it was time to Open up and Say AHHHHHHHH!!!!!  And with a Two Day Countdown, he entered the Tower of Muses for The Forty-Seventh Ascent.

Original Muse: That was fun!  I think I’m almost done dreaming!

You are?  Can we finish this already?

Original Twin Muse: Let’s finish this.  Only 49 more now! We are almost done!

I know. Are you ready?

Original Muse: Indeed.  I’m done dreaming.   Time to go and change…

And now everyone…The next metamorphosis! Everyone, be prepared for a new recipe with a pair of chef Muses…

Original Muse: All changed!  I have my recipe book and I’m ready to cook!  Are you all ready?

Original Twin Muse:  Same here, twinnie!  All the burners are preset now.  Are you ready?

I am totally ready.  Brace yourself for part five of this epic homage to the entries of yesterday……

Original Muse: Oh!  I’m ready to cook!  Let’s go!

Original Twin Muse:  Let’s cook!

Now We’re Cooking!  With a Saturday Route, Church and Omelet Breakfast, and Monday Work Time, it was time for a Brown Haircut with Brainstorming and another Run.  There was More Errands and a Friday Countdown.  And after Mail and a Movie, it was time for Packages and a Break.

Original Muse:  I agree.  The pan is simmering and will take a while to cook.

Original Twin Muse:  I would give it about 39 more minutes.

Which is the same number of entries left in this tribute.  Time for another ten!

After Errands, Networking, and a Mysterious Book, he had Networking and Toastmasters.  And after a New Car Battery, he had a Hot Mail Day with The Last Act.  The NESday Weekend Begins with plenty of Sunday GoodNES with a MonNESday Work Day.  He then shouted “Happy 67^th Birthday, Mom!” before a WedNESday Work Day.

Original Muse:  When you’re a chef, every day is a work day!

Original Twin Muse:  How’s the dish!  It looks like we only have 29 more minutes now!

And 29 more entries!  We’re almost done!  Time for another ten…

After a ThursNESday Farewell, he was Finishing up Friday.  The Day Before Amazon resulted in Another Errand Day.  And after Another Toastmasters Day, it was time for Another Tee Ball Day.  And after Work Tomorrow, it was time for Toy Story 5 and a Rainy and Chill day.

Original Muse:  And it’s time for me to chill.  It’s pretty hot in this kitchen!

Original Twin Muse:  Indeed!  It’s almost done!

As is this tribute.  Last full set of ten!

“Happy Father’s Day!” he shouted before working on More Errands.  There was a Vacation Waiting Game before a Lunch Meeting and Friday Eve.  It was the Last Weekend with an Obligatory Hangout Saturday and Obligatory Amazon Sunday.  Then it was time to go up North for the Fourth, where he shouted “Greetings from Hubbard Lake!”

Original Muse:  That was fun to take a break.  But not from cooking.  All the meals were amazing!

Original Twin Muse:  Especially the pulled pork and sliders!  This dish is already done.  And there’s even leftovers!

There is.  Just nine left and we’re done…

He was Returning Home for Two Work Days before he had a Thursday Work Day.  Then it was time to head North for the Fourth: Part II: NESday Road Trip Edition!  He celebrated a Happy 250^th Independence Day with Post Fourth of July Fatigue, Summer Errands Done Quick, and Other Odds and Ends. And with a Wednesday Wait, there was no doubting with Me & My Muse at thirteen years and counting.

Original Muse: Yay! We did it! I had much more to do than last year, so that was a lot of fun!

Original Twin Muse:  Hooray!  We’re done!  I love my new spare body!  As challenging as it was to be an Influencer, it was a whole lot of fun…The other forms were enjoyable too…

I know.  And that performance was amazing. Anyway, that’s the tribute for this year.

Original Muse: I’m still beyond words. I had no idea that I was going to get a spare body.

Original Twin Muse:  And then, we pulled off that flawless performance. Influencer Muse, Nerdy Muse, Dreamer Muse, and Chef Muse. Changing into all the forms was a lot of fun.

I imagine. That was a lot of costume changes…

Original Twin Muse: Yeah. It was quite challenging.

Original Muse:  Indeed it was!

But we pulled it off, and now you have a new spare body. Happy thirteen-year anniversary!

Original Muse: You know, our relationship goes beyond Me & My Muse. Beyond these 4349 entries.

Original Twin Muse:  It’s true.  It goes beyond that!

Indeed it does. I first started to talk about you in a couple of Think & Writes.

Original Muse: Ah. But our relationship goes beyond that even. Actually, a really long time…

It does. When I first felt creativity inside of me, that was you, right?

Original Muse: It was. All the way back when you were in fourth grade. You wrote The Brick Building. Now granted I was there before that, but I was too young to nurture my own ideas. And you heard it from me first. It was back then when I first started to have a crush on you.

32 years? You’ve had a crush on me for 32 years? And to be honest, I think that you were with me before I even started writing.

Original Muse: You’re right. I was there when you made up all those games when you were little. Where did you get the ideas? That was me. Hee hee! But I first started paying more attention to you when I was ten…

Twin Muse:  I was there too!  I’m your fun side!

Original Muse:  And I’m your bookish and more creative side!

I agree. You two and I go way back. All the way back to when my imagination first started taking form…

Original Muse: You were just a baby…

But aren’t we all? That’s where imagination starts. But when adulthood happens, a lot of that is lost…

Original Muse: You’re the lucky one. You still have me. And your imagination is never going to die. I’ll be sure of it!

Here’s to thirteen years of these, right?

Original Muse: To thirteen years, and many more! You started with something ExperiMENTAL but look at where we are now!

I know…

*kisses Original Muse and Twin Muse on the lips*

I still love the daily format. That is not changing. For shorter or longer, it’s staying the same.

Original Muse: I’m going to enjoy my new spare body. Come to my house when you’re ready…

Original Twin Muse:  I’m going to enjoy my new spare body too!  Come by when you’re able, okay?

You want me to pin you to the floor with a bunch of kisses, right?

Original Muse: *gives me a kiss on the lips* Yeah. *chuckles* See you around…

Original Twin Muse:  *kisses me on the lips* Just make sure that I get a turn too, twinnie!

Original Muse:  Oh, you will!  It’s called sharing!

Original Twin Muse:  Uh huh!  Last one to the house is a rotten Muse!

Original Muse:  You’re on!

So there you have it. Thirteen years of this experiment. An experiment where I said that if it doesn’t work, you will never see one of these again. 4748 of them later (minus the ones that I never made during my COVID hiatus), I believe that they’re here to stay. This is an experiment that I have no regrets in starting at all. But before I continue, some ground rules.

In very much the same fashion as last year, I’m retiring rant posts forever. If there is ever any reason why I should be angry, it should not be expressed here. I want this blog to be a resource to everyone, and full of positive posts. If I am ever having a rough day, I will let you know, but I won’t express my negative feelings on this site anymore. None of you want to read that and I feel like it doesn’t do anything constructive. If it must go somewhere, it should be in a private journal, where the only reader is me, and not all of you.

My Muse is here to stay, and so is Twin Muse. If for some reason you still don’t like either Muse, there are plenty of other websites to go to, besides this one. My Muse is an expression of my inner longing for a significant other and my seamstress of creativity.  My Twin Muse is the fun side that loves video games.

The high for today is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is celebrating thirteen years of this experiment.

To all who had the patience to read this, I congratulate you.

Now if you would excuse me.  I need to go and talk to my Muse…in private…

The wait for what?  Tomorrow’s road trip of course!

With my work being on Sunday, I have designated Thursday to be Friday, Friday to be Saturday and Saturday to be Sunday.

Having that said, tomorrow will be fun.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 92 degrees and the silver lining is having one more day until the trip.

To those of you who look forward to meeting with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Phew!  The health inspector just visited!  The restaurant of course was spotless and he gave us a perfect score!

Twin Muse: What a relief!  Now let’s add that newest item to the menu that Bordeaux wants us to include.  He said it was a hit at his other restaurants so it should be a hit here…

I’m just working on other things to keep my time productive.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 87 degrees and the silver lining is being able to work on other odds and ends.

To those of you who are keeping busy, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Très Génial is a hit!  The latest food blogger gave a positive review!

Twin Muse: And as a result, people are lined up out the door!  Better place another delivery!

With it being Monday now, I’m shifting gears.  For today, I will casually watch some of the charity stream, but will want to keep busy. I have some errands to run in town. Besides that, I’ll look for some work and take it easy in the late afternoon.

For the quickest strats, I’m going to end this entry rather quickly.  Time will be called after the last line of dialogue from my Muse.  Everyone get ready!

Today’s high is going to be 84 degrees and the silver lining is being able to get some errands done.

To those of you who are keeping cool, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  So far, so good!  This streaming event is totally awesome!

Twin Muse:  Right?  Yesterday’s Donkey Kong Country 2 speedrun was amazing!

And TIME!

While the Fourth of July was indeed fun last night, it left me feeling very tired the next day.

Since I had to work 8:30 in the morning at the Post Office for Amazon Sunday, I woke up at 5:00 AM and left the lake at 5:10 AM.   I got back home around 7:26 AM.

Work was long and tiresome and I finally finished around 3:00 PM.  Time to take it easy and relax for the remainder of this Fourth of July weekend.

he high for today is going to be 80 degrees and the silver lining is unwinding after working.

To those of you who had to deal with the fatigue of travel today and overdoing it last night, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: *yawn*  I’m tired!  Time to turn in early tonight!

Twin Muse: I’m with you, twinnie!  That Fourth was fun but I’m tired today!  Time to get some good rest for tomorrow!  We run Très Génial tomorrow!

In honor of our country’s 250th year of independence,  I will raise the flag and display it proudly.

 

This morning, I will be having my own breakfast, since I’m up north for the Fourth and the parade is at around 10:00 AM.  I haven’t had my breakfast yet…

A little later today, I’ll probably hang out with my brother and friend go out on the boat with my friend and the family.  Later on, we might see some fireworks when the sun sets.  Hopefully the weather will cooperate…

Muse: I’m seeing them with you. The Realm of Imagination doesn’t have fireworks. I have to get ready for tonight. Happy 250th Birthday, America! I’ll see you tonight!

Twin Muse:  Yay!  I can’t wait until the fireworks tonight!  With it being 250, it’s going to be big tonight!  Yeah.  The Realm of Imagination doesn’t have fireworks.  Isn’t that lame?  I’ll see you tonight!

Thanks. I’ll see you tonight at the fireworks.

It’s time for another salute to the flag. The symbol of our freedom that we still have. Happy birthday America!

The high for today is going to be 78 degrees and the silver lining is seeing fireworks with my family and celebrating America’s 250th birthday tonight.

To those of you who love celebrating the Fourth, fireworks, and America’s 250th birthday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Happy Independence Day, Kyle! 250!  Woo hoo!  Time for a shower…

Twin Muse:  After that, it’s my turn!  Happy Independence Day, Kyle! 250!  It’s going to be AWESOME!!!

With my Friday shift finished, I’m now in the final stages of checking all the things that I packed. There’s not much to double check since most of my stuff is up north already!  Laptop? Can’t pack that until last. But check!

This may sound like deja vu but I’m on my way up north again, due to my random work schedule of two work days right before the Fourth.

I will now be heading up north for the Fourth again. I am hoping for good weather for the 250th so that I can see the fireworks. You can’t have fireworks while it’s raining.

Also, my friend will be up there this time so it will be fun to spend the fourth with him.  With Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. done, we will probably watch some Stranger Things and enjoy our time at the lake.

Oh, and since there is no story arc, we can relax and take it easy.

 

Muse: So you’re coming back up?  We’re waiting for you!

Twin Muse: So am I! The lake is awesome! I just finished swimming!

Yes.  I’m coming back up. I just need to double check a few more things.

Muse: What’s to double check?  Just get going!

Twin Muse: Yeah!  Your friend will be up pretty soon!

Muse: That reminds me.  Our friend is on their way!

Twin Muse: Well, we better get ready for her then!  See you Kyle!

Muse and Twin Muse: Bye!

*Muse and Twin Muse vanish in a beam of light*

I honestly don’t have much to pack since mostly everything is up north already. I will probably go straight up north this time. Hopefully there won’t be any traffic delays.

Time to land this so I can be on my way. It’s time that I begin my Fourth of July vacation!

Today’s high is going to be 91 degrees and the silver lining is being able to go up north for the Fourth of July for real this time.

To those of you who like road trips and spending time with family, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: She’s coming!  Let’s get our showers since she’s going to be here any minute!

Twin Muse: Already done!  Get going twinnie!

While everyone is enjoying themselves up north, I am back at home, tasked with working two shifts.  The first one is today and the second one will be tomorrow.  Once I have finished the one tomorrow, I will be going back up north to resume my fractured vacation.

Yes, it was nice to enjoy the perks of having paid vacation, but now I have to take what I can get.  Time to get ready and work day one of two.

Today’s high is going to be 93 degrees and the silver lining is being halfway done with my pre Fourth of July shifts.

To those of you who have to work during holiday vacation, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse: Get today done and tomorrow done.  We’ll be waiting back up north when you’re done.

Twin Muse: You got this.  Today and tomorrow and you’ll be on your way back here!  Good luck with today’s shift!  *sips coffee*