Having finished work for the day, I am now ready to relax. It’s Friday afternoon and my brother’s all moved in. He hasn’t come home yet, but he should later on.
With the weekend underway, what should I do?
Muse: I know what I’m going to do! Take over Hyrule! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Dark Muse, or should I say Zalassa! I know that you’re in her! Get out of her, now!
Muse: Why don’t you make me? I’m up for the challenge against a puny man!
*Muse flashes and instantly transforms Hyrule into a gray land shrouded in darkness*
Muse: And that is only a fraction of my power! Getting rid of you should be easy!
So this is how it happened, huh? In the future, every hero of that era is defeated. During the Second Calamity, the very last hero is slain. So this is how it starts?
Muse: How else would it start? The king wants all heroes eliminated, including you!
???: That is right!
Muse: Ganondorf! King! I was about to take care of…
Ganondorf: Enough! Zalassa, you can come out of her now! I want the Muse imprisoned!
Zalassa: That will not be necessary, your highness. As you can see, I control all of her wisdom as long as I possess her. If I leave, she could retain her powers…
Ganondorf: Very well, but do remember that you are the extension of my power! To fully control her wisdom, I will need you to return to me.
Zalassa: Let’s not forget that puny hero. We need his courage for the Triforce to appear!
Ganondorf: That hero will be but a distant memory blotted out from time. Just like all the other heroes that I have done away with. Just wait. Wisdom, Power, and Courage are all gathered together. Behold! The very last moments of this era of Hyrule!
Zalassa: Before you bring an end, my king, I will do what you wish. I will return to you!
*Zalassa enters Ganondorf and begins flashing brightly*
Ganondorf: What…Huh? What are you doing to meee…?
*Ganondorf continues to flash, and his face morphs into the face of a woman*
Zalassa: Yessssssss…He fell for it…
*Zalassa continues flashing, transforming into gigantic beast with dragon wings and fangs*
I’ve heard and seen enough. Zalassa, you are going down!
Zala: WEAKLING…ZALASSSSSA IS NO MORE. FEAR ZALA, THE DEMON QUEEN!
So our pig demon is now a dragon demon? You’re nothing more than a copycat of Ganon…
Zala: HISSSSSSSS…GANON IS A WEAK PATHETIC FOOL! HIS FORM IS MINDLESSSS…MY FORM UTILIZES WHAT HE LACKED…WISSSSDOM!
So what? We get a female Ganon that’s more intelligent. I’m tired of your stupid and arrogant speeches. You no longer have any power. One Privilege…
*Zala flashes, causing the One Privilege to come out of me and into her in a powerful flash*
Zala: ENGAGE? HISSSSSS!!! I NOW HAVE ALL THREE: WISDOM, COURAGE, AND POWER! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! FAREWELL, LAST HERO…
*Zala flashes, destroying me in a blast of powerful energy*
*everything goes to black*
Huh…Ughnn…Where am I?
*glances around area to see a golden landscape covered in golden light*
The Creator: You are in the Sacred Realm. I brought you here after Zala killed you.
So am I alive?
The Creator: You are very much alive. I breathed life back into you. Now, listen to me. I am going to give you a powerful sword that is going to vanquish Zala, no matter what she does to you. Her powers will not be able to stand up to such a privileged weapon.
*a powerful flashing sword descends from the sky, wrapped in golden light*
A gold sword? What is this sword of legend?
The Creator: Behold…I bestow upon you the Legendary One Sword. It has the power of the One Privilege, but no ordinary one. This One Privilege is my own making, and it has the blessing of the Triforce and Hylia’s too…
*holds sword and brandishes it*
I can feel the power flowing through my body. Zala will fall in one strike. I will not swing twice.
The Creator: One swing is more than enough. Now go! You are the very last hero that can save Hyrule!
*gets teleported to the future, to a gloomy Hyrule covered in thick purple smoke*
I remember this place. This was where the Second Calamity took place…
Zala: HISSSS…YOU AGAIN? HOW DID YOU COME BACK?!! SSSSSSSSSSSS!!! EVERY LASSSST HERO IS GONE, EXCEPT FOR YOU! I WILL DESSSSSTROY YOU AS BEFORE! SSSSSSS!!! I AM THE CALAMITY ZALA!!!!
Well then, “Calamity Zala”, prepare for a new Calamity…My Calamity!
*raises sword skyward, causing a powerful pillar of light to flow downward into it, like a waterfall*
It’s time you meet the fate of those villains who are defeated by heroes that herald happy endings! Farewell, Calamity Zala!
*waves brightly flashing sword at Calamity Zala*
*Calamity Zala vanishes and another form appears*
Let me guess…I killed the Windblight form…Three more blights, I guess…
*strikes Waterblight Zala, Fireblight Zala, and Thunderblight Zala, killing each blight in one hit*
Now for you true form. Begone!!!
*strikes Calamity Zala, making her vanish once again*
Let me guess…You’re going to transform into your Dark Beast form…
*appears in vast field, with a gigantic dark beast form of Zala roaming around*
This is it. Hyrule is getting all of its heroes back. You, and every incarnation of you will be put to rest. One Sword, ENGAGE!
*blasts powerful beam out of One Sword, causing a deep wound to penetrate Dark Beast Zala*
Zala: NO…IT CANNOT BE!!! I LOST…BUT THE KING WILL LIVE ON. AS LONG AS THERE IS DARKNESS IN THE HEARTS OF OTHERS…HE…WILL…ENDURE…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Zala flashes and vanishes, in an explosive beam of light*
Now I need the Triforce to put this right…
*raises one sword into the air*
Triforce, come forth!
*Triforce descends out of the sky, in a beam of golden light*
Now, I have to lay my hands on the Triforce and it will grant my wish. Restore peace to Hyrule and revive every fallen hero in history. Triforce, grant my wish!
*Triforce flashes, and fills the land with a blinding golden light*
Whoa…I’m getting sleepy…
Muse: You have been asleep for quite some time. You did it. The Triforce heard your wish. You ended both Great Calamities and brought peace back to Hyrule…
And I see Hyrule Castle, with no purple smoke! No malice anywhere!
Dark Muse: That’s right! Tee hee!
You caused quite a bit of trouble as Zalassa…
Dark Muse: *sigh* I know…But it was part of the transformation! I’m now a tween Lolita girl that loves to collect bugs! Tee hee! If you have any bugs, bring them to me!
I’ll keep that in mind…Agitha…
Muse: I think that Ganondorf corrupted her transformation with his power. After all, the Triforce did appear on her hand, didn’t it?
Dark Muse: It did! But there’s no Triforce now. Tee hee…
Well, with another happy ending, I’m going to enjoy the rest of my day.
Muse: So will I. I’m going to find Impa. Come and visit me, okay?
Certainly. Are you ready for a bunch of movies?
Muse: Anime movie week, right! I am!
Dark Muse: So am I! I would love to be part of the action! Tee hee!
Okay. I visit you both later and you, Miss Parasol Lolita, I won’t about the bugs. See you later!
*teleports back to reality*
I will now enjoy what’s left of the day.
Today’s high is going to be 36 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend finally being here.
To those of you who are excited about the weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: It’s nice that Hyrule is safe again!
Impa: It is. There is peace again. Hopefully this peace will last a long time…Eek! A ladybug!
Dark Muse: Another one? Hooray! I have another guest that I can invite to the ball! All it needs is a mate. Mr. Ladybug, where are you? I have plenty of bug friends in my insect kingdom for you to meet! Come out, come out! Cute little Ladybug. I want to hug you to pieces!