Remember that gift card that I never got to spend during Labor Day weekend?  Well, I get to spend it tonight.  All of it.

When I finish my sushi dinner tonight, I’m going to continue helping with Muse’s popularity.  Remedy already pinpointed several thousand dimensions that haven’t even heard of her yet.  The ultimate goal must be realized!  The Meme queen must be known by all!

What’s strange is this post that I found from this new mysterious person known as MCMaker.  His first post is starting to generate buzz.  It’s some music video that sounds like a mix between Linkin’ Park, System of a Down, and a classical opera singer.  He wears weird makeup with black drawn all around his eyes.  His makeup is white around his face and he sports sunglasses and a backwards hat.  Very interesting video, but I still like Muse the best.  Should his popularity pose a threat to Muse, I will confront him myself.  MCMaker will NOT dethrone Muse!  I will see to that for sure!

Anyway, I’m going to report to Muse.  With this new MCMaker out and about, there could be dissention among all of her fans.  I will let her know of this MCMaker and will catch any early signs of insubordination.  Anything to keep her reign supreme as a powerful meme.  If I know her, she should be able to stop this before it becomes a meme.  I will do this and then it’s sushi time!

My Muse is currently 12 years and 1.75 months old today. She is 3’7.25″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 84 degrees and the silver lining is having some delicious sushi tonight.

To those of you who like eating sushi, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  What is this?  Tee hee!  MCMaker?  I will put an end to this at once!  Tee hee…

Muse!  There’s a new poster called…

Muse:  MCMaker!  I already know!  Tee hee!  I see all posts!  Everything on the internet!  Everything in social media!  I see it all!  Tee hee!

And that’s why you need someone like me to stop dissention before it starts.  Do you want me to go after everyone who has already liked MCMaker?  I confessed that I did, but then I reversed it.  I predict that the first rebellion will form from all those who are liking this MCMaker.

Muse:  Go!  Go after them all with Remedy!  My followers must be loyal to me 100%!  Tee hee!  Every new like or follow is like another tiny pinch!  Tee hee!  Make it stop!  Tee hee…

Remedy!  Begin making the rounds!  I’ll join you after I’m doing having sushi.  This MCMaker will be nothing more than a fad.  I assure you…

 

Meanwhile...

MCMaker:  Whoa whoa whoa!  All that popularity there and gone, just like that?  Hey hey, Muse!  How about you stop being a sore loser and just let someone else take the spotlight, girl?  Don’t worry, folks.  I’m just getting started!  Everyone will revere the latest and greatest!  MCMakah!  Booyah!!!

*MCMaker begins strumming his electric guitar and beatboxes,  records another music video, and posts it on all social media platforms*