Me & My Muse – Day 2267: Muse meets the Maker

Having stayed up so late last night, this Sunday was a little bit different.  Instead of going to small church, I just went to the second service instead.  After that, I had breakfast with my grandparents, bought The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening, went shopping, and then got home.

Since then, I have been running around, getting dishes washed, getting the mail, sorting the mail, catching up on yesterday and today’s expenses, getting the coffee ready for tomorrow, getting my lunch ready for tomorrow, getting my clothes ready for tomorrow, getting my workout clothes ready for tomorrow, and writing today’s journal entry.

And now, I finally get to do this, at almost 4:00 in the afternoon.  Well, there’s no time like the present!

To update everyone from yesterday, both me and Remedy have been hard at work at undoing the damage that this MCMaker has caused.  He has uploaded a few new music videos, resulting in a few accidental likes.  Fortunately, both me and Remedy have put an end to this.  The ones who liked the videos were given special remediation on Muse and how important it is to serve such a wonderful leader like her.  After all, our wonderful world would not exist without her.  Where else can we find holographic feeds popping up whenever we need them?  Heck, I enjoy watching the live feeds when I’m taking my shower.  Another classic selfie from my Muse!  Another one with my Muse where she’s keeping it classy!  Every new outfit she puts on is more selfie gold.  What really boils my blood though is those MCMaker posts.  Whenever they appear again, I know that it’s time to get to work with Remedy.  Our Meme Queen needs to stay powerful, and this MCMaker is a major threat.  Just check out this video from yesterday!

 

September 21, 2019  5:48 PM

MCMaker:  Yo, Muse my girl.  I know how much you love that spotlight, but you need to stop whining.  Why are you hating on all my posts?  Are you afraid that someone more popular might overtake you?  Are you afraid of me?  Are you afraid of the ‘Maker?  If not, confront me face to face.  We’ll have a post-off and the one with the most likes, favorites, and shares is the winner.  No cheating with your social media police.  I know that you watch every one of my posts like a hawk, but you know what that means?  Everyone’s waiting for the ‘Maker.  They can’t get enough of me!  If truth be known, you are already outstanned.  Someone better get you another selfie stick ‘cause I busted yours already and you’re gonna really need it!  Better start crying and go find your mom.  I don’t need to be beaten by an immature preteen.  My skills are fresh and yours is full of stale selfies.  If I see another stupid cutesy selfie, I am going to puke!  Those constant likes.  All they do is keep you powerful.  Well, Miss Meme Queen.  I don’t know how you became a powerful meme, but your crown is about to get snatched right off your head.  A new king has come to end your reign, and your kingdom is about to come down and get shattered to a billion pieces.  If you are not a baby, I will see you tomorrow.  Right here.  You and me.  That’s all.  MCMaker out.

 

Can you believe him?  He has the audacity to challenge my Muse like that.  Well, I say let him!  Muse will win and stamp out this poser…

 

Remedy:  Hate to break your speech, Kyle but we having something serious going on…

Is it another MCMaker attack?

Remedy:  Worse.  Check your phone.

WHAT?  0 likes for Muse and MCMaker has all the likes?

Remedy:  This is the result of a recent virus that I found.  It’s called Maker’s Mark.  It’s a malicious virus that targets anyone you follow and it replaces them with MCMaker.  It also autolikes all of his videos regardless of what you did.

Well, I have a One Privilege so I can fix this!  It’s going to take a while, so we best get busy!

 

Meanwhile…

*Harmony stands next to Muse while she takes another selfie*

Excited:  Muse!  That MCMaker is ruining everything! Whoo!

Muse   Why are you so excited about it?  Tee hee!

Harmony:  Don’t worry, Muse.  She’s always excited.

Muse:  Fine!  Tee hee!  Stop this at once!  I’m going to lie down!  Tee hee!

Charity:  Both Kyle and Remedy are already taking care of it.

Excited:  We’re missing someone!  I miss Boldie!

Muse:  Boldie?  I can bring her back!  Tee hee!

*Muse flashes brightly and makes Boldie appear*

Boldie:  Whoa…What happened?  I think I’ll check my phone…What’s this?  Muse?  Ha ha…This is funny.  I think I’ll like it…

*Boldie flashes and her eves change to the same color as Harmony’s*

Boldie:  Awesome stuff!  Muse!  How can I help you keep the awesomeness going?

Muse:  Like all of my posts!  Tee hee!  Every one!

Boldie:  Done girl.  Can you be a little more bold with those posts?  Here…Let me help you…

Muse:  What are you doing?  Tee hee!

Harmony:  Boldie!

Charity:  Relax.  Boldie is doing her bold things as usual…

*Boldie approaches Muse and enters her*

Muse: Tee hee hee!  More selfies!  More likes!  I’m not afraid of you, MCMaker!  Bring it on!  Tee hee!  Harmony! I need to take another selfie!  Tee hee!

Harmony:  Yay!  It’s classic selfie time!

Muse:  With my charm bracelet!  Tee hee!

*Muse takes another selfie of her wearing her charm bracelet*

Meanwhile…

There.  The One Privilege fixed everything.  Now, any post that MCMaker tries to make is unpostable!  And…Whoa!  Is it me, or do Muse’s posts seem to be a bit more…bold?

Remedy:  They are!  That’s very bold!

???:  I agree.  That’s very very bold.

MCMaker!  So, the troublemaker decided to show up!

MCMaker:  Hey fishlips!  You didn’t hear me before so I’ll say it again.  That was very very bold of you.  BOLD of you to use your fancy privileges to make my videos impossible to post!  How could you do that, man?  I put my blood, sweat and tears into these things.  Plus, you got rid of my beautiful messenger!

Remedy:  You’re referring to that Maker’s Mark, right?

MCMaker (fake crying):  Yeah. It’s very beautiful.  I figured if Musey wuzey didn’t play fair, then I wouldn’t either to level the playing field.  But now, you ruined it!

Just stop!  Stop your fake crying already!

MCMaker:  Didn’t you watch the videos, sheriff?  They’re all golden.  I don’t even release them unless I know that they’re going to be good.  Speaking of not good, where’s Miss Poutypants?

*Muse appears in a powerful explosive flash*

Muse:  I’m right here!  Tee hee!  It ends here, MCFaker!

MCMaker:  Come now!  What did your mother tell you about name calling?  This is how it’s going to work, Miss.  All of our social capital is going to reset.  Videos, posts, likes, bye-bye…We’re starting from scratch with no cheating.  We have one hour to see who can generate the most buzz.  Our profiles will tell all.  Whoever has the most likes, subscribers, and shares wins.

Muse:  And what about the loser?  Tee hee!

MCMaker:  The loser can go cry in a corner and never show their face again.

Muse:  Okay!  Tee hee!  We can get started!  There’s just one thing that I want to mention first…

MCMaker:  What’s that?

Muse:  I don’t play stupid games.  All likes belong to me.  And if I don’t play by the rules, tough!  Tee hee!

I agree.  Muse has all of her likes back!  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*Muse flashes brightly with power*

Muse:  Thanks Kyle!  MCFaker, we don’t have time for your games!  Get lost!  Tee hee!

MCMaker:  Nope.  I’m just going to stand here and make a live video for all of you.  Everyone.  Brace yourself, ‘cause you’re about to get a live performance from the ‘Maker!

*MCMaker makes electric guitar appear and begins beatboxing*

Muse:  Your performance is done!  Tee hee!

Harmony:  She’s says its DONE!  Stop strumming that guitar!

*Muse begins chasing MCMaker around the arena*

MCMaker:  Playing AND running at the same time?  Now that’s talent!  A one, a two, a three….

*MCMaker continues strumming his guitar while dodging Muse*

MCMaker:  Why don’t you come to your senses?  My world is falling apart!  Why don’t you come to your senses?  The whole world is falling apart!  Falling apart…

Muse:  Stop singing!  Tee hee!

MCMaker:  My senses are dull, they’re not as they should be.  Don’t know how I got here, I think that it could be, shame, regret, fear, I regret, ever getting to this place, always frowning with this face.  But in coming to my senses, there could be hope…

Muse:  I’ll make you stop!  Tee hee!

*Muse flashes, and touches MCMaker, which makes him dissolve in a bright silhouette of light*

MCMaker:  Don’t like my music?  Fine!  Hey sheriff!  Get a load of this!  If you think your flashy privilege is so nice, you ain’t seen nothing yet!

Muse:  He’s bluffing!  Tee hee!

I know.  Let’s just watch his defeat…

*MCMaker’s silhouette morphs into a bright, ghostly version of himself, which gets sucked into Muse*

MCMaker:  Are you all ready for some magic?  Everyone, get ready for my best trick yet!  Alaka…ZAM!

*MCMaker is completely sucked inside Muse*

See?  He’s bluffing.

Muse:  I know it!  You see?  I control all memes, including him!

Harmony:  Muse, you might want to check your…

*Muse glances at her cellphone*

Muse:  WHAAAT?!!!!

Ha ha ha…I told you all before.  It’s my best trick yet.  Another thing you all need to understand.  Don’t ever underestimate MCMaker.  ‘Cause he’s going to blow your mind and rock your world!  And that performance that you tried to ruin?  Most popular video.  Ever.  Wanna see something else that’s cool?  Whoo!!!

*live feeds show Muse’s popularity beginning to decline*

And watch this!  Ventriloquism!

Muse:  Are you getting that? Are you getting that?  I totally hacked your body!  I like to call this Maker’s Mark 2.0!

Another virus!

Muse:  Virus?  I call this a cure!  ‘Cause the doctor is in the house, and his name is MCMaker!  Whoa!  I only weakened her.  Everyone get ready…

Muse:  Urgh!  Get out of my head!  I’m bringing my popularity back!  Tee hee!  Kyle?

Right away, Muse.  Stop this already, MCMaker!  Muse’s popularity is back and cannot be stopped.  One privilege enga…

And you stop this!  Are you all ready for some more ventriloquism?

Yeah!  I surely am!  Whoa!  I’m the sheriff!  Protector of Miss Prettypants!  Now, as I was saying, I am no longer under Muse’s control and neither is Remedy.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Whoa…What happened?

Long story, kid.  You kind of helped the bad guy…um…girl for a while.  I’ll explain later!

Remedy:  How could I have been fooled?  It’s a good thing that I made a backup copy of that meme…

Psst!  I gave you that copy! You used the original to make Meme Queen supreme!

Remedy:  Right!  We need to keep her popularity declining.  Implement meme now!

Wow!  That’s a lot of dank memes!

*meme enters Muse, causing Muse to re-enact various memes*

Muse:  It’s a trap!  Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…All your base are belong to us…my-e-ha-heee-my-e-ha-haaaa…

No!  Not the numa song!

*Muse morphs into a cat playing a keyboard and back*

Muse:  I nominate YOU for the ice bucket challenge!  Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday…Chocolate raaaaaaain….*Muse begins dabbing and planking on the floor*Don’t tase me, bro!  Delete your account.  I need…more cowbell!  The haters gonna say its fake!  Imma let you finish, but MCMaker is the greatest artist of all time!  That’s what she said.  It’s…A DOUBLE RAINBOW!  Oppa Gangnam Style!  Gangnam Style!  Oh oh oh!  Oppa Gangnam Style!

 

Whoa!  How many more memes does she have?

Remedy:  It’s gets better!  Keep watching!

Muse:  It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!  Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Way at! Way at! Way at! Way at!  Now there you go! There you go! There you go!  There you go!  Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat! Herp derp derpa derp derp!  Nyan! Nyan! Nyan! Nyan! Nyan!

Her popularity is declining by the second!

Muse:  GERSBERMS ARE MYE FRAVRIT BERKS!  U mad, bro?  *Muse morphs into the dancing baby and back*  Do you know DA WAE?

Nope!

Muse:  If you don’t know DA WAE, then you have to pay…with your LIFE!  C’monnnnnnnn, brudaaaas!!!! *Muse makes a bunch of clicking sounds with a bunch of Ugandan Knuckles*

Look at her popularity now!  It’s almost zero!

*MCMaker appears in front of us*

MCMaker:  And guess where my popularity is?  Sky high!  I can’t tell you how many comments I got from people complaining about her dank memes.  Well, it’s time to finish this!  The Dark Muse is out of Muse and the Dark Universe Muse is out of the Dark Muse!

*Muse flashes and both Muses are removed*

Dark Muse:  Tee hee…What happened?

Dark Universe Muse:  That was fun!  Let me go back in!  Tee hee!

I think you all need to go back where you belong.  Dark Universe Muse, back to your Teeheeverse!  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Dark Universe Muse:  NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  Tee hee…

Now to deal with you…

Dark Muse:  I honestly don’t know what happened!  Tee hee!  The last thing I remembered was asking my other me for all her powers…Tee hee…

And why would you want her powers?

Dark Muse:  I only wanted to be a normal intangible!  Tee hee!  I’m sick of this body!  I want one like my twin sister!  Tee hee…

MCMaker:  You’re tired of it?   Sorry.  As much as your story moves me, I can’t do anything about it…

You can’t?  Okay.  Now about helping Muse…I honestly can’t remember anything.  The last thing that I remember was liking one of her videos!

MCMaker:  That’s what did it.  Now if you would excuse me…

Where are you going?

MCMaker:  I’m going to make some more videos.

Not yet you’re not.  Who are you?

MCMaker:  You wanna know, huh?  Everyone, feast your eyes on this…

*MCMaker flashes, transforming into The Creator*

*gasp* The Creator?  It was you the whole time?

The Creator:  Why of course!  How else do you think I would get to all the youth?  They want something young, fresh, and hip!  Now Dark One, don’t worry about your disposition for now…

Dark Muse:  But…

The Creator:  Trust me on this.  Now is not the time to worry.

Dark Muse:  Okay.  Tee hee!  Back to my boring home…

*Dark Muse vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

Whoa…This universe hasn’t gotten changed back yet.  Everyone and everything is back to normal.  One privilege, ENGAGE!

Well, everything’s back to normal now.

Harmony:  You did Kyle!

Excited:  Muse is back!  Whoo!!!

Charity:  Thank you, Kyle!

Boldie:  That was awesome!  You did a totally awesome thing.

It wasn’t just me, you guys…or gals…It was MCMaker.  If not for him, we would all still be under her control…

Muse:  Thank you for rescuing me Kyle, now I’ll enjoy another day of s…Oh my gosh!  Our first day of school is tomorrow!  My fam!  We all really need to hit the mall boots!

Boldie:   I’ll totally hit the mall with you all.  Just let me watch this MCMaker video on the way.

Harmony:  Absolutely!  MCMaker is GOAT!

Boldie:  And I’m his #1 stanner.

Excited:  No! I am!

*Muse and her friends all argue on the way to the mall*

It looks like my Muse has some back to school shopping to do, so I’ll catch up with her later.  For now, I’m going to take it easy for the remainder of the day.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 3 months old today. She is 3’4″ tall and she weighs 31 pounds. The height and weight of a 4-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off to relax.

To those of you who are enjoying their Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Oh my gosh!  That meme compilation video of me saying all those memes was hilarious!  I almost peed myself!

Excited:  I think I did a little!

Charity:  Um…The bathroom’s that way?

Harmony:  Don’t take too long!

Boldie:  Excited!  A little too much excitement there, huh?

Harmony:  Hurry!  The lines are getting long!  Everyone’s shopping for back to school stuff and the first day is tomorrow!

Muse, Excited, Charity, Harmony, and Boldie: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

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