Me & My Muse – Day 2241: Chill Tuesday

Having finished all my work for the day, I am now ready to relax.  With only one lunch Toastmasters meeting today, there is no meeting tonight.  With that, today is going to be a chill Tuesday…


Harmony:  Not chill for us.

Oh Harmony?  Did y-

Harmony:  Didn’t you get the group texts?!  Our entire city is the size of your Muse’s foot and she ruined it.  Now we don’t have a place to live.

Can’t you make a new city?

Harmony:  I don’t think you understand how Intangibles work.  MUSES can do that.  We can’t.

Charity:  All we can do are the Intangible attributes that we were assigned.

Excited:  YEAH!  Isn’t it great?!!

Well, I’ll see what I can do.  All I can say is that it may not work.  If my Muse has a one privilege, she can undo anything I try.  Let’s go to your realm, okay?

*teleports to the Realm of Imagination with Harmony, Charity, and Excited*

Here we go.  Your Intangible city is rebuilt and back to normal.  One Privilege…ENGAGE!

That’s strange.  It’s not working!

Harmony:  I wonder if it had anything to do with that selfie that she took?


Harmony:  She took a selfie after she ruined the city.  If she’s powerful, then her phone probably is, too.  Whatever you do, don’t like her Instagram posts!

Charity:  Yeah.  We are seeing weird things happen when people like her posts.  It’s like they’re completely under her control.

So she’s using social media to make herself more powerful?  That is so what a tween would do.

Harmony:  She’s everywhere too.  Her followers are growing rapidly on twitter and everyone are retweeting her tweets!

Excited:  She’s got a facebook page and everyone is following her!  Yeah!

*Charity and Harmony glare at Excited*

Excited:  Sorry!  I can’t help myself!  I’m always excited!  Whoo hoo!

I have an idea.  What if I gain a larger following than her on social media?  Maybe I could get the upper hand.

Harmony:  Good luck with that.  Her popularity is growing fast!

Charity:  Already there are thousands of people that are stanning her!

Well, I better get to work. Putting together a campaign like this won’t be easy.  I’ll see what I can do.

Harmony:  Okay.  Keep reading the group texts, okay?

Alright.  I’ll check back later when I have everything together.

Harmony:  Okay.  See ya, Kyle!

*teleports back to reality*

Well, I’ll work on that for them.  Then I’ll relax and call it a day.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 9 months old today. She is 3’4.5″ tall and she weighs 32 pounds. The height and weight of a four-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is getting some work accomplished.

To those of you who like unwinding after a busy day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Harmony:  I know that’s the case with Muse.  Each new like and follower is making her more and more powerful!




Muse:  Hee!  Tee hee!  More likes!  More followers!  More selfies!  At this rate, I will become queen of the internet!  Tee hee!

*likes and followers continue flowing in, making Muse flash brightly with power*

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