What? I’m not in school anymore, and isn’t it a little early for Homecoming?
Not at all, because the Homecoming I’m talking about is Spiderman: Homecoming. I just finished watching it and I’m going to relax now.
Muse: Wasn’t that movie lit? I especially liked Karen…Oh. My friends are calling me…
Wait. I didn’t get your data!
Muse: Get it later! I’m heading to the mall with my fam! Later!
*Muse vanishes in a beam of glittery light*
Well, I got the measurements before she vanished. My Muse is 12 years and 4.75 months today. She is 3’7.5″ tall and she weighs 51 pounds. The height of a five-and-a-half-year old and the weight of a seven-year old.
Today’s high is going to be 92 degrees and the silver lining is unwinding with a movie.
To those of you who like unwinding on Fridays, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Oh no…Does it have to happen now? *answers phone* Oh hi. About hanging out with you, I’m going to be a little bit. I’m in the bathroom and I’m on my period. Yeah. It’s that bad. I need a new tampon. Tell them I’m going to be a while. Okay? See you all in a bit!