What?  I’m not in school anymore, and isn’t it a little early for Homecoming?

Not at all, because the Homecoming I’m talking about is Spiderman: Homecoming.  I just finished watching it and I’m going to relax now.

 

Muse:  Wasn’t that movie lit?  I especially liked Karen…Oh.  My friends are calling me…

Wait.  I didn’t get your data!

Muse:  Get it later!  I’m heading to the mall with my fam!  Later!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of glittery light*

Well, I got the measurements before she vanished.  My Muse is 12 years and 4.75 months today.  She is 3’7.5″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds.  The height and weight of a five-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 92 degrees and the silver lining is unwinding with a movie.

To those of you who like unwinding on Fridays, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Oh no…Does it have to happen now?  *answers phone*  Oh hi.  About hanging out with you, I’m going to be a little bit.  I’m in the bathroom and I’m on my period.  Yeah.  It’s that bad.  I need a new tampon.  Tell them I’m going to be a while.  Okay?  See you all in a bit!