Me & My Muse – Day 1352: Time for Toastmasters

Well, not yet.  But in just a couple hours, I’ll be leaving for a Toastmasters meeting.

The day went quite smoothly at work.  In a brisk 2 hours and 16 minutes, I got all 11 batches of dough finished.  I then helped a little bit with making food before taking a lunch break.  I then helped a little longer and left.

When I got home, I got some dishes done and the trash and recycling containers put back in the garage.  I was then asked to help move some brush in the back, since my dad and his friends were  clearing a few trees in the back.  I will now prepare for tonight’s meeting.

So that I can focus on both reality and the Imaginary Realm with Dolores, I used my One Privilege to make myself exist in two places at once.  I had to make a spacecraft to navigate my way to the castle.  Let’s see how Dolores is doing…

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Dolores:  How am I doing?  I’m right here!

Sorry about that.  I didn’t tell you this, but I’m actually in two places at once right now.

Dolores: Where else are you?

In reality, of course!  In reality, I am typing this right now.  At the same time, I am piloting the spacecraft with you in the Imaginary Realm, trying to find the castle where my Muse is…

Dolores:  You’re typing this entry?  How meta!  So where’s the castle?  I saw a part of it when we were on the ground…

Yes.  You saw a part of it.  But I don’t think you understand how big that castle is.  That whole part that you saw are all made of separate universes…

Dolores:  UNIVERSES?  How do you know?

I just measured all of them.  I haven’t determined where my Muse is yet, but I’m working on that…

Dolores:  We’re never going to get into that castle if we have to traverse many universes!

Oh yes we will.  We are traveling at many billions of galaxies per hour.  I used my privileges to make the physics different so that we don’t disintegrate at this rate of speed.

Dolores:  Many?  Can you tell me the number?

That number is far too large to tell you what it is.  Let’s just say that it’s large enough for use to traverse many universes very quickly.  Oh.  We are starting to approach the castle…And…I found her.  She is in her royal bedroom at the very top, taking her nap.  And you will not believe this.  She is the size of 25,578 universes!

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Dolores:  Well, this is the Imaginary Realm, so I would imagine that it’s very big!

But it’s never been this big.  She has greatly expanded the size of this realm to accommodate her size and everything else in the normal dimension.  She basically just made it her size.  Let’s hope that she doesn’t grow again…

*spacecraft approaches castle*

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Well, we’re here.  We might as well stay in our spaceship, considering the vast size of this castle…Right now, we’re traveling thousands of galaxies per hour and we’re still in the lobby.  I know where she is.  We’ll be at her room shortly…

*A few minutes later*

There.  We’re right in the hallway near her royal bedroom.  And, who’s this gigantic person?

Former Queen:  The queen is taking her royal nap.  Please do not disturb her at this time.

Why not?  I am her daddy.

Former Queen:  And rightly so you are, dear.  But our sweetie is sleeping.  Please do not disturb her…

Sorry.  But I have to check up on her.  I hope you don’t mind.

Former Queen:  You will not enter that room.

Too late.

*teleports spaceship inside Muse’s royal bedroom*

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Whoa!  This room is much bigger on the inside!  And there she is!

Daddy?  What are you doing in my woom?  I am sweeping!  Tee hee…

Dolores:  How is she talking to us when she’s asleep?

Don’t you remember?  Her presence is everywhere in this dimension, so she can see us right now…

Daddy let me sweep!  I want to have a nice nap!  Tee hee!

Here.  Let’s approach the crib…

*a bright red flash appears around the crib, creating a powerful forcefield*

Daddy can’t come any closer!  Tee hee!

Oh no!  The spaceship is crashing! May day!  We’re going down!

*spaceship crashes at the bottom of the crib, just outside the forcefield*

Are you okay?

Dolores:  Why of course!  Your privilege protected us from that crash!

We can’t walk any closer.  The forcefield is just ahead of us.

Dolores:  How are we going to get to her?

Don’t worry.  There has to be a way.  There.  I just made a new spaceship.  All we need is a way to penetrate that forcefield…


There.  In reality again.  I should have a way to get to my Muse soon…

Now I’ll get ready for the Toastmasters meeting.  After that, I’ll go to bed.

Today’s high is going to be 49 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.

To those of you who like attending evening events, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Former Queen:  Oh, you’re waking up honey!  Did you have a good nap?

Muse:  I have good nap!  Tee hee!

Former Queen:  It’s time to change you now.  This won’t take too long, my little queen…

Hurry up, mommy!  Tee hee!

I’m hurrying, dear!

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

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