Me & My Muse – Day 1353: Halfway Point

With it being Wednesday, I am now at the halfway point of the week.  Just two days remain before a new weekend begins.

Today was a little easier than yesterday.  With less dough to make, it made it a lot more manageable.

The search continues for work.  I will keep my eyes open for any opportunities that are out there.

I will now switch over to the Imaginary Realm with Dolores.  I should have a way to get into my Muse.  If there’s anything to remember about her, there’s an entire world inside her.  But with her size there’s an entire universe or dimension inside her…

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Dolores:  Who are you talking to?  Let me guess.  You were in reality.

Yup.  After all, it’s where I spend most of my time…

Dolores:  Well, the brat just began taking her nap.  The ex-Queen changed her and got her ready.  She is fast asleep now!

Well, let’s get going.

Dolores:  How are we going to get in?  Any further and you will run right into the forcefield!

Yes.  That forcefield is a problem, isn’t it?  And it’s not from her crib it’s coming from.  That is how big the diameter is coming from the forcefield that’s surrounding her…

Dolores:  So, how do we get through it?

We fool it.  We will both be disguised as the mother.  This in turn would fool her and she will let us through.  She will only let her “mommy” go through the forcefield…

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Dolores:  Well, it’s worth a try!  I’m ready when you are!

Daddy, I don’t wike you in here!  If you don’t weave, I’m telling mommy!

We are now the mother.

*flashes and transforms me and Dolores into Former Queen*

Mommy, is that you?  Daddy was just in here!

It’s okay, honey.  Daddy’s gone.  You can continue sleeping!

I’m alweady sweeping mommy!  Tee hee!

Okay.  Let’s go inside her.

*enters spaceship with Dolores and flies toward the crib*

I’m thirsty!  I’m dwinking my baa baa!  Tee hee!

*sleeping Muse grabs bottle and begins drinking it*

Where are you going, mommy?

Mommy’s going to check on your diaper.  You might need another change!

*sleeping Muse floats and finishes bottle*

Okay mommy!  All gone!  Tee hee!  Want more!  It’s so yummy!  Tee hee!

*bottle refills with milk and floating sleeping Muse grabs bottle and drinks some more*

I’m glad I don’t have to change that.  We’re talking thousands of universes…

*spaceship approaches Muse*

She’s wearing a footed sleeper.  We will have to fly inside…

Dolores:  Okay.  Just spare the audience any details.  Okay?

Okay.  We’re inside.  Now to enter her belly button…

Tee hee hee hee!  That tickles, mommy!

There.  We’re now in a another dimension.  This dimension is inside her!

Dolores:  Where’s her organs?

Muses don’t have the same insides that we do.  For them, an entire world is inside them.  Because she’s so big, an entire dimension is inside her, and it could very well be the size of the one we were just in.

Dolores: So where do we go from here?

We look for the center of the dimension.

Dolores:  And then I use the anti-spell there?

Not yet.  The spell won’t work unless I deal with the One Privilege.  I will fall asleep and take her One Privilege.  I will then banish her like I did with the Dark Baby Muse.

Dolores:  Why do it while sleeping?

She is more vulnerable there.  Taking the One Privilege away in the Dream World won’t actually take away her One Privilege.  But I can banish her in the dream world.

Dolores:  And she’ll be banished in the real world, right?

Yes.  After that, you can use your spell.  Now it’s going to take a while to get to the center of the dimension, so we’ll take it easy for now…


Back to reality.  I am now inside her, traversing through the vast dimension in search of the center.  I should be able to get her back to normal soon.

I will now continue searching and watch Survivor later.  After that, I will go to bed.

Today’s high is going to be 34 degrees and the silver lining is the week being halfway over.

To those of you who like being at the halfway point, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


*floating sleeping Muse sets empty bottle down and lets out a contented sigh*

Mommy…Mommy!  I’m wet!  I’m wet!

Muse:  Mommy!  I’m wet!

Former Queen:  Mommy’s here!  Oh!  Your entire bedding is soaked!  And now it’s not!  All cleaned and all changed dear!

*Muse instantaneously falls back asleep and begins hovering slightly above the mattress*

Thank you, mommy!  Tee hee!

You’re welcome dear.  Time to tend to the billions of others…

*Former Queen generates billions of copies of herself, which all flash, fading away into the light*

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…