This is going to be the most annoying transformation ever.  Both my Muses are dumber than a pile of bricks and all I can do is wait this 100 days of torture out.  Can we just have a new transformation?  Can I have a do-over?

*both Muses walk in, covered in crumbs and mayonnaise*

Muse:  We’re done eating!

Twin Muse:  And we just played the mayonnaise!  Used to play it all the time in band class.

*sigh*  Mayonnaise is NOT an instrument!

Twin Muse:  It’s not, is it?  Then why does it taste so good?

Muse:  She’s right!  If it’s good, then it’s mayonnaise!

But how does that make it an instrument?

Muse & Twin Muse:  Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..

Did I just short circuit their brains with that question?  Anyway, you two are both a mess!

Muse:  It’s okay.  We ate the mayonnaise and we’re good now.

Twin Muse:  And you should’ve heard what I played!  It was a good song!

It’s not good!  You’re both covered in mayonnaise, and is that cookie crumbs?

Muse: I wanted a cookie so I ate them all, okay?

Twin Muse:  We both ate 50, but I ate 72!

That doesn’t make sense!  You other both ate the same amount of cookies or one of you ate more than the other!

Muse:  71?

Twin Muse:  No!  Jello!

Muse:  Oh yeah!  We both ate exactly jello cookies.

Jello is not a number!

Muse:  Since when?  Jello can be a number if jello wants to!

Twin Muse:  Shhhh!  Jello is sleeping.

I’ve have it!  If you both want to be stupid, go and be stupid somewhere else!

*Muse gets out daily planner*

Muse:  Is it Thursday?

No.

Muse:  We’re supposed to go and be stupid somewhere else on Thursday.

Well, it’s Thursday.

Muse:  Oh!  It is?  Thanks for the reminder!

Twin Muse:  Come on, Muse that looks like me!  Let’s eat jello more cookies!

*both Muse and Twin Muse walk out of the room*

Wait a second.  Don’t they know that they can teleport?  Are they too stupid to remember that?  And yeah.  It’s not really Thursday but the less they know about that, the better.

I work a Amazon Sunday and then it’s time to relax.  I then work Monday.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

The high today is going to be 78 degrees and the silver lining is having the rest of the day off later on.

To all of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  He’s wrong!  It’s not Thursday today!  It’s Friday!

Twin Muse:  You know what that means!

Muse & Twin Muse:  Super Spoony Sundae Time!

Muse:  Last one to Super Spooners is…uh…I can’t remember the rest!

Twin Muse:  A korful mup?

Muse:  Yeah! a korful mup!

*both Muse and Twin Muse run to Super Spooners Sundaes*