Once again, we have arrived at another milestone. A mandatory and objective milestone that will unfortunately and undoubtedly beyond certainty include a totally different post from Day 4000 and a nearly identical post from Day 4400. I don’t know about you, but with it being the end of Daylight Savings Time, it being a Sunday, and me wanting to relax, the LAST thing I want to do is spend the next 3-5 hours constructing a profoundly monumental and redundant display of my writing prowess.
I am sure that you are all aware of how things will transpire. (Another exciting redundancy as usual, but it’s still me from last time! The very same me from the 4400th entry! You don’t believe me, do you? Well, go back and read the 4400th entry and then go and tell me who’s lying. And while we’re on redundancies, how much longer is he going to recycle this piece of rubbish? I’m all about saving the environment, but recycling this for the twenty-ninth time in a row? My, what a milestone! I do need to applaud for your originality…if you had any! This is getting ridiculous! There hasn’t been anything original since entry 100! Well, okay.
There was also entry 2000 and 4000, which were both amazing by the way. Oh well. I need to acknowledge his busy life, as I am quite busy myself, re-narrating this over-narrated narration… For now, we will continue with this cheaply contrived recycled piece of milestone rubbish, rife with wit, dry humor, satire and sarcasm. Smashing! I don’t think that I will change a thing! Although I did add a little extra content and change “4300th” to “4400th” and “twenty-eighth” to “twenty-ninth” but now we’re just nit-picking, aren’t we? And while we’re at it, why don’t we recycle almost everything in this entire post? Wait! What I just included was new! So much for sticking to my plan…*sigh*) I will leave an introspective entry and then shift my point of view to first person. (Blah blah blah. Redundant again! REDUNDANCY WARNING! How many more times are you going to recycle this? Wait! I’ve said that already! Well it’s a good thing that I have included that redundancy warning! Otherwise, you would not have been forewarned of said redundancies. What? Did you really think that I was going to forget about it? I remembered! Go me! I rock!) I would then provide a predictable reaction from my Muse’s intended absence.
In a sheer attempt at humor, I redundantly acknowledge the composition of this entry. How I talk about this being another milestone, and that this is just a slightly cheap reconstruction of an entry made 100 days ago. (Not quite. I made some subtle changes and included a note to the reader to reread the 4400th entry which would provide a basis of proof that I am the same narrator that narrated 100 days ago.) How original! You would have to be exhausted to pull off something like that! How I am aware of how things will transpire. How I would leave an introspective…wait! This is getting too redundant, and is on the brink of being extremely absurd and ridiculous. Is it too late to start over? (Genius! Considering that you already typed the first two paragraphs, I would just delete them. Just be sure to save my interjections. They’re pure gold, I tell you! Nevermind…You kept them…) With that, we will press on.
Blah blah blah…Long profound…wait! This is redundant! Wasn’t this mentioned in day 4400? We know what happens next already. The overdone exposition about the Muse and why she is not here, approaching the tower (Yes. This tower is different from the one that you saw in Day 4400. It always is! It’s different every 100 posts!) Let’s avoid the redundancy about being redundant, shall we?
But, breaking away from the overly astute sarcastic narrations that get more and more repetitive and redundant with the passing of each 100th post, I notice that this tower is… different. Yes. The tower is a little bit taller (About 100 stories taller, to be exact! My are we smart!), but just to be sure. We will have a look inside and see…
Time to recycle some text from my previous entry, with some subtle edits to make it resemble something slightly different, with the attempt of sounding original and new, since these milestone posts would be boring without that. (I’m all for originality! Let’s be brave! Let’s make something slightly different so that no one will ever notice!)
After standing there for a while, I finally entered through the door. Sure enough, the same field was there. (We should really change the scenery a little bit. Maybe in a later one, perhaps? But this is entry 4500! Maybe we should change it soon…) I was surrounded by the same lush greenery as before. (The greenery was so green that Kyle was overjoyed with ecstasy from the overwhelming greenness.) Clovers and wildflowers. Yellow, orange, and red leaves. A sea of color. Nothing was different from what I experienced 100 days ago. (Except for everything else in this entry that I changed so far. My, am I on a roll today!)
The colorful luminescent sea led to a rather tall structure that sat far in the distance. A tall structure that looked even taller than before. Again, this was getting too predictable, having already experienced this before. And quite redundant. Every 100 entries, the tower’s a little bigger. We get it.
The tower looked like an ornately decorated office building – for women. The pink and white accents ran up and down the gold-adorned structure. The diamond-studded glass had a pink tint to it. (Oh please! The designer can only think of the ladies, can’t she? Well, I never!)
“A pink office building,” I said to myself. “Can’t my Muse be any more original?”
Let’s cut to the chase, and find out if this tower really is different.
I got attention of the same receptionist who sat there, typing 100 days back.
“So, is this the same Tower of Muses as before?” I asked her, just to make sure. (Oh, come on! You ask her that every single time! Shouldn’t you know the answer already?)
My Muse shook her head again and smiled. “No, silly! This tower is a little different. And there’s a teleporter thingy that will take you to the 4401st floor!”
I nodded, with a slight grin on my face. And this was mainly due to the deja vu. “And this floor is still…”
“Floor 1,” she recited. “ExperiMENTAL. Tee hee…”
And of course the Dark Muse, which was then a bad idea, was just beginning to affect my Muse at this time… (*sigh*) ”Thank you,” I told her, proceeding forward to the mysterious portal that sat past the white service desk just before the elevators.
Upon entering the portal, she was right. I entered a new room, which resembled a different lobby. But this lobby had no exit, since this was the 4401st floor.
Approaching a white colored service desk, I saw two different Muses sitting there. But neither of them were typing. In fact, they both looked up right after I got to this floor. It was only a split second that I saw them typing…
“Welcome, Kyle.” she announced. “You are on the “Twinfluencers” floor. This floor is one of my favorites, since it captures who I am, 99 days ago…”
The Twin Muse nodded. “I agree! It was fun as we were just starting as Twinfluencers!”
I nodded, and looked at the elevators that were past her desk. “I would like to go to floor 4500 now.”
At this, my Muse frowned. “Why? There are so many good floors!”
Twin Muse sighed. “I’ve read the past entries! He always does this! Fine! Go to the elevators and skip everything like you always do!”
I advanced further to the elevators. I then sighed, and quite deliberately broke the fourth wall. The overly redundant redundancies have reached their limit for this post! Would you really want me to actually pick 6 to 8 random floors and stop on them? Sorry. It’s not going to happen this time, either. If you really wish to hear my discussion on the floors, you can visit any one of them by clicking on the links near the bottom of this post. Okay. If we don’t visit them, perhaps we should do this instead. I will briefly recap some of my favorite floors, after I have taken a few minutes to determine what they are.
There. After several minutes of reviewing all 99 entries, thinking and making a much needed edit over the older text, I have my list. It’s right here! I have it on my lap. Let’s see…I will put this in list form so that it will be easier for you to read. My favorite floors are:
Floor 4401 – Twinfluencers
What do you get when you have two influencers? You get twinfluencers with twice the star power. In this one, I try to get used to my Twin Muse’s obsession over their need to have to stream everything nonstop. Will this lead to trouble later on? What could possibly go wrong? Read this one, and don’t forget to follow Twinmusing! They just started and they don’t have a lot of followers yet.
Floor 4410 – Twins Days Festival – The Recap: For REALZ this Time – 2025 Edition!
You want more Twins Days? Well, you’re in luck! Brace yourself, because this one is a feast. A 10,000+ word feast allowing you to relive all of my favorite moments at one of the most memorable weekends in the summer of 2025. Are you game? Are you hangry for some more Twins Days? Then go on and read it! ALL of it. And did I mention that this one was the 50TH ANNIVERSARY?! I assure you. You will not be disappointed.
Floor 4428-4429 – FriNESday Road Trip: 2025 Summer Edition – Part 2 /Plenty of Saturday GoodNES – Part 2…
With the whole weekend off, and my brother having the same clearance, what do I do at a time like this? Go on a road trip again to my friend’s house. In this one, I share my excitement of going up north for the second time to my friend’s place with my brother, and the fun adventure that we had up there. A fun weekend of watching TV shows, playing games, and eating out. There is plenty of Saturday GoodNES up in the East Bay side of Traverse City. So pack your bags, get your swim suits, flip flops and sunglasses, and read this one. It is a fun weekend adventure and it’s a hot one outside.
Floor 4435-4437 – North for Labor Day Weekend/Greetings from Hubbard Lake!/Another Day at the Lake
How often is it that I actually go up north for Labor Day weekend? Not very often, actually. In this selection, I go over my checklist and share my excitement for a fun-filled Labor Day weekend with my parents, brother, and nieces. Read this one, and don’t forget to pack it. You don’t want to leave it behind…
Floor 4456 – Free Friday
What happens when a pair of Twinfluencers get insanely popular? They take over the country, of course! In this one, I express my surprise over the twin muse’s infatuation with fame, which has turned them into villains. And…Everyone. You must read all of this entry now. Resistance is futile. Follow Twinmusing. Follow Twinmusing…
Floor 4478 – A Movie?
While this one has very little to do with me seeing the latest Tron movie, it has everything to do with a horrible thing that has happened. There’s not enough Twinmusing around here. Despite seeing it in my dress code and all around my house, Those cozy twins needs to rule everywhere. Can you see it? Read this one, and prepare yourselves for the only Twinfluencers you should follow. Twinmusing. Don’t know them? You made need to be sent to a re-education camp. Read this one and stay on their good side.
Floor 4481 – The Window Wiper
In this one, I come to my senses and realize what a fool I was to be brainwashed to Twinmusing. I then get arrested and get re-edu….cated. You know what? Nevermind. Twinmusing is the best thing ever and you must all know their greatness! Read this one and get ready to bow down to your new world rulers…
Floor 4482 – Wednesday Respite
Besides the respite I get from work, this one has the latest threat to Twinmusing’s cozy global rule. A terrorist and imposter named MCMaker. Whatever you do, don’t listen to his music. It’s a mixture of Linkin Park, System of a Down, and Opera Music combined and it just sounds like nails on a chalkboard. Do yourself a favor and read this one to stay informed on the latest threat to our world peace under our new twin rulers.
Floor 4484 – Rebranding
Phew! Who likes a wonderful ending? In this one, the Twinfluencer saga comes to an end where The Maker returns to stir things up with the insanely popular channel of Twinmusing. Remember Muse meets the Maker? This is an epic battle that you don’t want to miss. Read this and learn about MCMaker’s comeback story. It’s surprising and was just the rebranding that was needed? What do I mean? Read this one and find out.
Floor 4491 – Once Upon a 11 to 7 Shift
What do you get when you mix the release of a new Switch 2 game with having to work an 8 hour shift at work? You get this silly title, where I somehow use the lyrics of “Katamari Time!” to address my anticipation and excitement for the game. Are you ready to roll? Read this one and begin your newest Katamari adventure. The King will be pleased.
Wow! It looks like I had more favorites than what I thought. I included way more than last time! Maybe I should’ve removed a few from the list. But it’s too late now. Onward to the 4500th floor…
My Muse, having heard the whole conversation, grinned.
“It’s amazing how much you know about those floors!” she told me. “Especially since you haven’t even visited them…”
Twin Muse nodded. “He doesn’t doesn’t visit the floors, twinnie. He lived them!”
“Oh, I don’t need to…” I told her. “I lived them!”
Twin Muse smirked back at her twin counterpart. “See? He’s always the same!”
To that, she responded with a satisfied nod, and I proceeded to the elevators. I then pressed the up button a few times. Where are the elevators? With this many, I would think that at least one would be ready for me! A few seconds later, I entered the first elevator door that opened. It just happened to be the one next to me.
I entered the elevator and pressed the 4500 button. Moments later, the doors closed.
Several moments passed. At this point, Kyle decided to be a little more unoriginal and once again reused some material from the previous milestone entry. Perhaps he’ll make it a little different so that they’ll never notice. Just enough changes to throw off the audience. How lazy of him! Can’t he get his brain thinking of any more original ideas? But Kyle would have none of that. He is just as determined to bring this forty-fifth milestone post to an abrupt end (really, it’s his thirty-fourth considering his extended period of inactivity…). The good old recycled zinger. They’ll never notice! Unless the narrator reminds them…
Finally, moments later, the elevator arrived at the 4500th floor.
A little like the 4000th floor before it, this floor was an enormous room, lavishly decorated. A desk sat in one corner and a king-sized bed sat in the other, which was one fourth the size of the bed that was in Entry 4000. Pretty much the same room as the 4400th story, 4300th story, 4200th story, 4100th story, 3900th story, the 2600th story, the 2500th story, the 2400th story, the 2300th story, the 2200th story, the 2100th story, the 1900th story, the 1800th story, the 1700th story, the 1600th story, the 1500th story, the 1400th story, the 1300th story, the 1200th story, the 1100th story, the 900th story, the 800th story, the 700th story, the 600th story, the 500th story, the 400th story, the 300th story, the 200th story, and the 100th story before it, only the room was the same size as the 4400th story, 4300th story, 4200th story, 4100th story, 3900th story, 2600th story, 2500th story, 2400th story, 2300th story, 2200th story, 2100th story, 1900th story, 1800th story, 1700th story, 1600th story, 1500th story, 1400th story, 1300th story, 1200th story, 1100th story, 900th story, 800th story, 700th story, 600th story, 500th story, 400th story, and 300th story and the bed was light blue.
Oh! We agreed not to meddle with the following paragraph! As much as we want to, we can’t. It just wouldn’t be right…
And on the bed laid the twin Muses. Muse and Twin Muse. Both of them were in their trendy Twinfluencer clothes and fast asleep, with a note sitting between the two of them. It didn’t surprise me that they were sleeping, considering that creating this tower probably took so much out of them. Now I’m going to guess that the note will mention that the computer in this room will have this entry already typed. That even includes the later parts that you haven’t seen yet! Am I right? And this further adds to the redundancies that exist in this post already!
Attached to the foot of the bed was a note. And this is what it said:
To my master,
We made this tower for you and us (Wasn’t that sweet of us?). This is to honor your hard work and dedication for another 100 days of hardship, bringing the total up to 4500 (Wow! That’s a lot!). To add, Twinmusing is now at 500 MILLION subscribers! (Wow! That’s a lot!) Thank you for your dedication to keeping this project going daily (I too, thank you from the bottom of my heart). If you look at your computer, the last entry is already written (She’s not lying! It’s all already written. Aren’t we nice?) I am still forever grateful to your kindness, your dedication to saving me and your gratitude. (Thank you also for saving me! Your dedication restored the true timeline and now we’re both reunited as twin sisters!)
Love (Lots and Lots and LOTS of Love),
Your Muse & Twin Muse ♥
I then looked next to the bed and noticed a directory which was much like the 4400th floor, 4300th floor, 4200th floor, 4100th floor, 4000th floor, 3900th floor, 2600th floor, 2500th floor, 2400th floor, 2300th floor, 2200th floor, 2100th floor, 2000th floor, 1900th floor, 1800th floor, 1700th floor, 1600th floor, 1500th floor, 1400th floor, 1300th floor, 1200th floor, 1100th floor, 1000th floor, 900th floor, 800th floor, 700th floor, 600th floor, 500th floor, 400th floor, 300th floor, 200th floor, and 100th floor before it. However, this was the directory for the Tower of Muses, only it covered only the next 100 floors. I looked at the directory.
The Tower of Muses – Directory – Floors 4401-4500
Floor 4401 – Twinfluencers Floor 4401 – Twin Practice Race Floor 4402 – Double Dragon Floor 4403 – Pre Twin-Con Work Gauntlet Floor 4404 – Twin Cut Floor 4405 – Pre Twin-Con Checklist Floor 4406 – Twinning it Up in Twinsburg – The Preshow Floor 4407 – Twinning it Up in Twinsburg Floor 4408 – Twins Days Festival – The Main Event Floor 4409 – Twins Days Festival – Day Three Floor 4410 – Twins Days Festival – The Recap: For REALZ this Time – 2025 Edition! Floor 4411 – Back to Work Toast Floor 4412 – Back to Work and Parade Footage Floor 4413 – 11 to 7, and then done Floor 4414 – Free Friday and More Recap Floor 4415 – Hot Saturday Floor 4416 – Hot Cold Sunday Floor 4417 – Cold Monday Floor 4418 – Happy Birthday! Floor 4419 – Birthday Aftermath Floor 4420 – Back to Work Floor 4421 – Friday Errands Floor 4422 – Cozy Caturday Floor 4423 – Chill Sunday Floor 4424 – Graveyard Shift Floor 4425 – Soggy Toast Floor 4426 – Warm Wednesday Floor 4427 – Four Hour Thursday Floor 4428 – FriNESday Road Trip: 2025 Summer Edition – Part 2! Floor 4429 – Plenty of Saturday GoodNES – Part 2… Floor 4430 – Back Home Floor 4431 – Back to the long grind Floor 4432 – More Errands Floor 4433 – Rustproofed Car Floor 4434 – Work Gauntlet: Part 2 of 2 Floor 4435 – North for Labor Day Weekend Floor 4436 – Greetings from Hubbard Lake! Floor 4437 – Another Day at the Lake Floor 4438 – Labor Day and I’m back at Work?!!! Floor 4439 – I am Error – AFORDable Solution Floor 4440 – I am Error: Part II – The Wait Continues Floor 4441 – I am Error: Part III – Cooling Pad Floor 4442 – I am Error: Part IV – No More Error Floor 4443 – Weekend Freedom Floor 4444 – Funday Floor 4445 – Workday Floor 4446 – Work and Errandday Floor 4447 – Two More Jobs Floor 4448 – A Day that I Still Never Forget Floor 4449 – Friday Gauntlet Floor 4450 – Morning Errand and Evening Dinner Floor 4451 – A Change of Pace Floor 4452 – Another 11 to 7 Floor 4453 – More Job Hunting Floor 4454 – The Wait Continues Floor 4455 – Thursday Finale? Floor 4456 – Free Friday Floor 4457 – Fun Weekend Floor 4458 – Summer Outro Floor 4459 – Fall Grind Floor 4460 – Job Hunting for the Next Week Floor 4461 – Wednesday Hunt Floor 4462 – Thursday Interview Prep Floor 4463 – Interview and the Weekend Floor 4464 – Chill Weekend – Part I Floor 4465 – Chill Weekend – Part II Floor 4466 – 11 to 7 Drudgery Floor 4467 – Back to the Job Search Floor 4468 – Twintastic Wednesday Floor 4469 – Preparation Thursday Floor 4470 – Interview and a Shift Floor 4471 – Culver’s Reward Floor 4472 – Chill Day Floor 4473 – 11 to 7 Nuisance Floor 4474 – Morning Interview Floor 4475 – More Searching Floor 4476 – Back to the Drawing Board Floor 4477 – 4:30 to 9 Nuisance Floor 4478 – A Movie? Floor 4479 – Easy Sunday? Floor 4480 – 11 to 7 all Day-er Floor 4481 – The Window Wiper Floor 4482 – Wednesday Respite Floor 4483 – 4 to 8:30 Floor 4484 – Rebranding Floor 4485 – NESday Weekend Begins Floor 4486 – Sunday GoodNES… Floor 4487 – A 5 to 9:30 Floor 4488 – To Speech, or not to Speech? Floor 4489 – Even More Searching Floor 4490 – Surprise 11 to 7 Shift Floor 4491 – Once Upon a 11 to 7 Shift Floor 4492 – Katamari on the Weekend Floor 4493 – A Pumpkin Patch, Savory Subs, and Birthday Cake Floor 4494 – 11 to 7 Again Floor 4495 – Job Fair Floor 4496 – Leaf Raking Floor 4497 – 4:30 to 9… Floor 4498 – Trick or Treat?! Floor 4499 – Falling Back Floor 4500 – Tower of Muses: The Forty-Fifth Ascent
The high today is going to be 54 degrees and the silver lining is having this 4500th post made.
To all of you who have ever completed a major milestone, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Just like entry 4400, she’s right! The entire entry is typed! And there’s that message at the end! Aw…How cute. I don’t understand how a narrator got into my post. Oh well…
Now I’ll…What’s going on? Just like before! It’s happening once again! On the bed! The twin Muses are flashing…