The search continues.  It’s no different than yesterday.  Time to continue looking!

But first, we’ll check Twinmusing (EVERYONE should follow them by the way!). Today they are at… Wow. 320,000,000 followers?!!! Wow. That’s 10 million more!  I have been watching every second of their stream so far!

???:  What are you doing watching that garbage?  You should tune in to the Makah!

Who are you?

MCMaker:  Who else?  I”m MCMaker!  Those twin losers have ruined everything with their New World Order.  Twimmusing?  More like Twinlosing!  Everyone, check this out.  I’m streaming from a prison cell.  How fresh is that?

What you are doing right now is treason.  How could you not be paying tribute to our twin rulers?  How could you not be watching every second of Twinmusing?  A traitor is what you are!  MCTraitor!

MCMaker:  Ha!  That’s a good one!  You know that your tone would be totally different if you weren’t totally brainwashed!  You and the entire world are enslaved to the Prettypants Twins!  And really?  They have been streaming nonstop for 24 hours?  How do they take the time to use a bathroom?  Oh, I don’t want to know.  That answer is totally gross.  Well, my growing audience of over 1 million, how would you like a song?  One of you redeemed “Play a song”.  Which one do you want The Maker to play?  “Falling Apart”?  That’s a good one.  A nice classic.

Impossible.  How are you at 1 million followers?  Muse and Twin Muse have made it illegal for anyone else to stream besides them.

MCMaker:  Maker’s Mark!  I basically hijack Twinmusing’s follower base and I get the followers.  Not only that, those subs have Twinmusing hosting my stream!  So it’s game over!  Now for the song that  you promised!  A one, a two, a three…

MCMaker:  Why don’t you come to your senses?  My world is falling apart!  Why don’t you come to your senses?  The whole world is falling apart!  Falling apart…

MCMaker:  My senses are dull, they’re not as they should be.  Don’t know how I got here, I think that it could be, shame, regret, fear, I regret, ever getting to this place, always frowning with this face.  But in coming to my senses, there could be hope…

Enough!  Your song is garbage.  It sounds like Linkin Park, System of a Down, and opera music combined!

MCMaker:  What was that?  Play it louder?  Okay!

*MCMaker cranks up the volume and continues playing “Falling Apart”.

Arghhhhhhhh!!!!  I can’t stand it!

*flashes and breaks free from spell*

Whoa!  What happened?

MCMaker:  You were brainwashed, kid.  Whatever you do, do NOT watch Twinmusing.  It will brainwash you again.  I used Maker’s Mark so you’re no longer following Twinmusing but following me.  Everyone, are you ready to put an end to Twinmusing?  This dystopian world is really starting to get to me, you know.

*a large SWAT team arrives at cell*

Cozy Police Officer:  MCMaker, that will be enough.  Hosting your own stream is illegal.  For violating our Twin ruler’s rules, we’re placing you in solitary confinement.

MCMaker:  Oh boy!  My own private room!

Cozy Police Officer:  Your insubordination will no longer be tolerated.  You will only be watching Twimmusing when you get to your cell and you will be wrapped in chains.  Also, your Maker’s Mark virus has been addressed and Twinmusing’s follower count has been restored.  Any other violation that we receive from you will result in the death penalty.

MCMaker:  Do your worst!  MCMaker doesn’t do death!

*another Cozy Police Officer approaches me*

Cozy Police Officer:  We’re very sorry that this man had to bother you.  Let’s get you back on Twinmusing, okay?

*Cozy Police Officer changes channel to Twinmusing*

No!  Not again!  I…I will keep watching Twinmusing forever.  Long live the twin rulers!

Cozy Police Officer:  Very good.  Order has been restored.  Take that MCMaker away!

*SWAT team walks away, guiding MCMaker in cuffs*

Well that was a close call.  That MCMaker imposter made me follow his bogus channel.  But now I can focus on watching more Twinmusing.  And you should too!

Today’s high is going to be a cozy 63 degrees and the silver lining is being able to watch more of my new overlords.

To those of you who are glad that the MCMaker imposter is dealt with, I hope that you all have a cozy day.

 

Muse: A lot of you are asking who is MCMaker?  Who is he?  Just a name that you never have to worry about hearing again.  He’s an imposter and a threat to our global safety.

Twin Muse: Yes.  We have dealt with him and any other threat to our safety will be dealt with, too. Now let’s keep it cozy with some more coffee and chat, okay? *sips coffee* If you’re new to Twinmusing, welcome to the cozy fam. Join every one of our socials to stay up to date on our latest content. And don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe!

 

Meanwhile….

 

Those twins have no idea what’s about to hit them!  You dare try to shut down The Maker?  Fine!  But just know that the fun has just begun!  Ha ha ha ha!!!