Well, sort of.  It’s free in the sense that I don’t have to work today.  But that gives me time to look for a better job with a more stable income.  Time to work on that before leisure begins later in the afternoon today.

But first, we’ll…

Muse:  Kyle!

Twin Muse:  We did it!

Did what?

Muse:  *sigh*  Seriously Kyle haven’t you been checking out our nonstop 24 hour steams?  We’re at 80,000,000 followers and we won the office of Intangible President!

Twin Muse:  That means we’re president of the Realm of Imagination!  We won by a landslide!  (Basically, it was unanimous, but what’s the difference?)

You two became President of the Realm of Imagination?  Whatever happened to being influencers?

Muse:  Oh Kyle.  We still are influencers.  We’ll just be able to have more influence!

Twin Muse:  Just look at how big we are!

Wow!  Now that you mention it, you are enormous!  Let me guess.  Your followers are making you that big?

Muse:  Bingo!  All our socials have tens of millions as well and are rich in content!

Twin Muse:  You WILL check it out, won’t you?  Twinnie, I don’t think the hypnosis is working on him.

Haven’t you forgot?  I have a One Privilege!  Your little “follow me” spell doesn’t work on me.

*two dark flashes appear*

Midnight Muse:  Oh!  Influencers?  The Adversary wants us to overshadow influencers?  This is going to be so easy!

Dark Muse:  So easy!  Tee hee!

Muse:  Wow!  Check it out, sis!  Some new followers that can join Twinmusing!

Twin Muse:  They should definitely consider following us…

*both Midnight Muse and Dark Muse flash, looking completely dazed*

Midnight Muse:  Yes…I will follow…Twinmusing…I will…watch everything….I will follow every single social…

Dark Muse:  Follow Twinmusing…Tee hee….

Wow.  I can’t believe it.  The villains are no match for my muses this time?!

Muse:  Now for something cozy, my cozy fam.

Twin Muse:  Extra cozy!

*both Muses flash and absorb Midnight Muse and Dark Muse in a bright beam of light*

Muse:  Everyone, Midnight Muse and Dark Muse have not only followed us, but they’re are devoted partners!  With that, you can expect extra cozy streams now.  And guess what?  We’re running for president!

Twin Muse:  Round two!

But you’re already president!  President of the Realm of Imagination!

Muse:  I’m talking president in your world.  The United States!

Twin Muse:  Twinmuse must win everywhere!

Muse: Now, follow us, Kyle.  But you’re already following us.  You were our first follower…Now REALLY follow us…

Twin Muses: Follow us…Follow us…Follow us…

*One Privilege is duplicated and gets absorbed inside of Muse and Twin Muse*

Yes.  Yes. Everyone.  Follow Twinmusing.  Follow all their socials.  Watch everything…

*both Muse and Twin Muse flash with powerful auras surrounding them*

Muse:  We will need more followers to win the presidency.  About how many?  100,000,000?

Twin Muse:  Yes.  Sounds about right.

Twin Muses:  Twinmusing….OUT!

*both Muses vanish in a powerful beam of light*

Follow them.  Everyone.  Follow Twinmusing…

*gets blasted in a powerful beam of light*

???: Snap out of it!

Remedy!  You didn’t fall victim to Twinmusing?

Remedy:  I didn’t.  When I started to see them go out of control, I fled to the realm of the Creator.  He gave me a powerful shield that they can’t break.  Well, it seems like they broke you and got your One Privilege.

Remedy, I can’t believe it.  It looks like Muse and Twin Muse are going to be our villains.  Why, they outvillained the villains!  Both Midnight Muse and Dark Muse were no match for them!

Remedy:  *sigh*  I know.  This is why we can’t entirely defeat them.  We have to drain their influence.  And we can do that by draining their followers.

Sounds like a plan.  My prediction is that they’re going to win the election and create another dystopian world.  One that’s…*gulp* more sinister than even Midnight Muse!  For now, I need to get a move on.  We’ll talk later.

Remedy:  Okay.  Back to the Creator’s Realm!

Wait.  Where’s Nurture!

Remedy:  She’s safely there.  She decided not to come.  Bye Kyle!

Time to get going now.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is having the day off to look for work.

To those of you who are glad that it’s Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  I sense a disturbance.

Twin Muse:  So do I.

Muse:  It’s Kyle.  He broke the trance!  Now it’s time for an unbreakable spell.  Follow us…

Twin Muse:  Follow us…

Twin Muses:  FOLLOW US….

*falls under Twinmusing’s control in an unbreakable trance*

Yes.  Everyone.  Follow Twinmusing now!