What’s better than a green haircut? A brown one. Instead of getting the lawn mowed, I got my haircut.
Muse: Another Short and Sweet? It’s a Friday! Save this for a weekday!
There is one hour left until midnight. I’m not.
Muse: Nonsense. You can still get it out in time!
Today’s high is going to be 52 degrees and the silver lining was getting my haircut.
Muse: Going to be? Don’t you mean was? You’re not ending it already, are you?
to all of you who like getting their ears lowered, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I just figured out a new way to spell lazy. It’s K-Y-L-E!