A terrible thing is happening today. It’s going to be my last day in a row that I work! As of tomorrow, I actually get a day off! No! That is terrible! That just can’t happen! I must continue working! Work is all I know! How can they do this to me? I must continue working… HEE HEE HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA!!!!!!

Work: Easy Workle. You have been working a little too much. I think that it has driven you insane. And workiously…What’s with substituting work over various works?

Twin Work:  Both of us are workiously workied about you.  Your work has worked you out to the point where you’re losing your work.  You have worked off the work end.  Why worksert work over various different works?  It’s getting work of hand.

Workinary Master:  Workle.  You need to work the worklicious work we have workpared.  Work it and work your worksanity.

No.  And to answer the question for you two, why else? Work is supreme! Work is the only reason to live! I must work every hour! Every minute! Every second! HEE HEE HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA!!!!!!

Workinary Master:  Worknough!  You will work the dish this workstant!

Work:  Rest! You need it!

Twin Work:  Please Workle?  We cannot worklerate your insanity any worker!

And I will not tolerate YOU telling me to stop working! HA HA HA HA!!! I will continue working! Work is the air that I breathe! HEE HEE HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA!!!!!! And besides…I have the Director’s Privileges…Ha ha!!!

Workinary Master:  You do not have anything of the sort.  I took them while you were working. Now, try the dish!

Work:  Try it NOW!

Twin Work:  Try it or we will workfeed it down you!

NO NO, and NO! HEE HEE HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA!!!!!!  Wha…?  Hey! HEY!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!  Let me go!!!

*is pinned down by Work and Twin Work while Workinary Master forces my mouth open and shoves food down it*

Workinary Master:  YOU WILL EAT THE FOOD AND RELAX!!!!

Whoa….

*falls asleep*

Huh?

*wakes up*

What…just happened? Did I just get carried away?

Culinary Master:  You did.  And it took that delectable Lobster Thermidor to get you to come to your senses.  If you need more some to thank me, you can thank me later.

Um, you’re…welcome?

Culinary Master:  I accept your apology.  After all, I’m just an ordinary culinary guy…

Muse:  You’re back, Kyle!

Twin Muse:  Did you like the lobster?  I’m sorry that we had to force it down you.  It was needed to get you back to normal!

Culinary Master:  And here’s your privileges back.  I think I’ll rest now.  No more maniacal laughter, okay?

Agreed. Well, that’s that. I work one more day and then I get a couple days off. It will also be the weekend, so that will be nice.

Today’s high is going to be 80 degrees and the silver lining is being done with working.

To those of you who are overworked, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Culinary Master: I had to forcefeed him or he would resist the food and there would be no end to his insanity.  He needed to be helped. I just couldn’t stand seeing his insanity any longer. Now for a catnap…

Muse:  Great!  After this, two days off!

Twin Muse:  You’re almost there!  Finish it and cross that finish line!