Me & My Muse – Day 99: Recovery: Part II

I wonder how my Muse is doing?  My Muse pretty much slept most of yesterday.  Last night, Remedy gave me a break and told me that I could leave, since he had everything under control.  I wonder how she’s doing today?


Muse:  Well enough to come out of your head!  Tee hee!  (Oh!  I hate saying that!)

I see that you’re still a kindergartener.

Muse:  Don’t remind me!  This morning when I woke up, I tried and tried to turn back to an adult.   I just can’t!

Slowly but surely, those bad idea remnants are leaving you.  I mean, you got more of your strength back!

Muse:  But it’s not happening fast enough for me.  I should at least be grateful that I’m alive and my body is not used by that terrible nightmare of an idea!  Speaking of nightmares, I had a terrible one last night….

You don’t have to share it if you don’t want to.

Muse:  I will, because I’ll feel better if I do!  That bad idea took over again and every ounce of who I was died!  Oh!  It was terrible!  My pajamas were covered in tears when I woke up!  It was the worst nightmare that I ever had….

Well, we don’t need to worry about that anymore.  Maybe we should put a dream catcher in your room.

Muse:  Does that really work for Tangibles?

I heard that it works, but I haven’t used one myself….

Muse:  Well, I’ll put one in my room then, and we’ll see.  Oh, and I remodeled my room, since it looked like a little girl’s room.  I redesigned it so that it would be perfect for a young lady like me.  Tee hee!  Please….Pretend that I’m not saying my “tee hee’s”.  I can’t help saying them.  It’s embarrassing.

It’s okay.  Your body is still recovering.  You don’t look like a young lady yet.

Muse:  I may not look like one on the outside, but I definitely am one on the inside.  Just wait until I return…..You will be most pleased…tee hee!  Urr!  Stupid tics!

So do you want me to share with you everything that you missed?

Muse:  No.  Not until I’m 100% well.  With zero tics and my lovely adult body to grace your presence.

Fair enough.  These conversations are a lot more pleasant than that terrible idea making everything all annoying.

Muse:  Can we play a game?  I wanna play with Barbies!  Tee hee!  Tics again.  Ignore them.

Of course I will.  I know they’re not you.

Muse:  No!  I changed my mind!  I wanna watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!  I love the show ’cause Pinkie Pie’s my favorite!  Tee hee!  Can we watch it?  Pleeeeeease?  Again, it’s the tics.  Stop making me say things I don’t want to say! Urr…..

It looks like it’s getting worse.  Here.  Let me hug you.

Muse:  *sob*  Why do I have these stupid tics?  They’re stupid!  Stupid!  Stupid!  I hate them!  Tee hee!  PLLLLLLLLLBBBBBT!  *sob*  Stop it!  Just stop!

There there.  This will be gone shortly.  It may be a few days.  It may be today.  I don’t know the recovery process with Intangibles like Muses….Um, why are you growing?

Muse: *gasp*  I am?  I didn’t even realize it!  I wanna grow up!  Wheeeeeeeeeeee!  Tee hee!  Can you grow like me, Kyle?  No you can’t! ‘Cause I can grow the biggest!  Tee hee!  Urrr!  I can at least make myself shrink….

I think that you should recover a little more.  You seem to be going in and out of your personality with these tics.

Muse:  No!  I wanna play another game with you!  Tee hee!  Urrr!  You’re right!  I’ll go back and recover.

Please do.  I don’t want you to embarrass yourself anymore in front of this audience.

Muse:  There’s an audience?  Hi everyone!  I’m the cutest little girl in the whole wide world!  Tee hee!  No!  You didn’t all just hear that!  Please pretend that you didn’t!  I’m going back in your head to recover.   Bye Kyle!  Tee hee!  (Urr!  I hate these stupid tics!  *sob*)

Well, my Muse does look better today, but she’s still recovering.  Those tics are driving her crazy and she can’t make herself an adult.  The remnants of that bad idea are preventing her from using her aging abilities.  Surely she’ll be able to use them when the remnants are gone.  Until then, I hope that she recovers.  After this, I think I’ll visit her shortly and have a private discussion with her.  None of you need to see anymore of this until she recovers.  This situation is very embarrassing for her, and I don’t want to subject her to any more of the ridicule or torment any of you would possibly give her.

For today, I will be helping my grandparents again.  The high today is 67 degrees and the silver lining is having the day off.  I hope to get back to writing my stories soon.

To those of you who have ever experienced any difficulty recovering,  I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I am forever indebted to Kyle in what he has done in setting me free from that wretched idea.  For that, I am going to give him a little surprise.  Tee hee….