Me & My Muse – Day 1350: Spring Eve

If you have been looking at the calendar, then breathe a nice sigh of relief.  Today is the last day of Winter.  Effective tomorrow, we will be celebrate the first day of Spring.

Besides that, I have just been taking it easy today.  Having left early for church this morning, I was thinking that I could catch the tail end of my small group.  The only problem was that there was no one in the 302 classroom.  Did they take the week off for Spring Break?

After the service ended, I found that they have decided to do the Deep Love Class for the next five weeks.  That’s good and all, but there’s only one problem with that.  I am single, and everyone else there is either in a relationship or married.  Most of them have families.  If I were to attend, I would just be in the way.  Why should they have to make accommodations for someone who is different from the rest of them?  Why make accommodations for the “single man” in the group?  I would be more of a hindrance than a help to them, so I just won’t be attending.  So it looks like I’ll just be attending the second service and skipping small church for the next five weeks.

Does God have a heart for single people?  Not at Midland Free.  I feel like their focus is primarily on married couples all supported by a population of mature believers.  Now if I see anything contrary to what I just said, I will be the first to rescind my statement.  Yes, there are a lot of married couples at Midland Free, and they try to include everyone.

The problem here is that there is not enough ministries there to cater to my particular niche.  Is there a ministry for singles or widows?  Not that I see at the moment.

The sermon today hit home.  Remind God of the promises he made.  Taking it from a kid point of view.  But you promised this and that…And that is just what I’m doing.  Doe God have a heart for his church?  The whole church?  If he does, then he’ll hold true to his promise regarding me and the other singles out there.  Now I know that some singles are happy to stay that way, and they are fine where they are.  But for those who will “burn with passion” if they don’t get married, they should definitely marry.  All I ask is that God should be in the center of their relationship if it’s going to thrive.

Besides that, I had breakfast this morning with my family and grandparents.  I will now enjoy the rest of this day.  Just one more day and Spring will be here…


…What’s going on?

*appears in Muse’s room*

Muse:  Play with me, daddy!

*sigh*  That’s right.  She made me king and her father…

Muse:  We play hide and seek, and you’re it!  Tee hee!  I’ll count.  1, 7, 14, eleventy-six, threety-seven…

Well, those aren’t numbers but I better hurry…I’ll hide here!

*hides underneath the throne*

Muse:  Eleventy-tenty-onety thousand!  Ready or not, here I come!  Tee hee!

*a couple minutes pass*

Muse:  I wanna play baby now!  I’m the baby!  Tee hee!

*Muse shrinks a few inches*

Muse:  I find daddy!  Tee hee!

She sounds like she’s two now…She wants to play “Baby” now?  I thought we were playing Hide and Seek!

Muse;  I’m da baby!  Tee hee!  Where are you daddy?  I now wanna pway gwow up!  I gwow weally big!  Tee hee!

*Muse grows ten times her size*

Great. She’s now 26 feet tall…

Muse:  Woom too small!  I make it bigger!  Tee hee!

*room grows ten times bigger*

Good.  If she’s still playing Hide and Seek, I’ll have a lot more places to hide…

Muse;  Where are you daddy?  Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy!  Tee hee!  I gwow again!  Gwow wif me castle!  Tee hee!

*Muse and castle grow ten times their size*

With her being over 200 feet tall, she’ll never find me now…

Muse;  I find you daddy!  Tee hee!

*I teleport and appear right in front of Muse*

Muse:  Found you!  I win!  Tee hee!  Let’s play again!

Okay… *sigh*

*plays another game of Hide and Seek with Muse*

Muse:  Five-hundredty million!  Ready or not, here I come!  Tee hee!  I find you daddy!

*I appear right in front of Muse*

Muse:  Found you!  I win again!  Tee hee!  Let’s play again!  I gwow wif castle!  Tee hee!

*plays 30 more games of Hide and Seek with my Muse*

Muse:  Found you!  I win!  Let’s play again!  Tee hee!

*pant* *pant* pant*   Can we stop?  I’m starting to get tired…

Muse:  *yawn*  I’m getting sleepy, daddy!  We’ll pway later!  Want pacie!

*a pacifier appears in Muse’s mouth*

Muse:  I grow more wif castle again and again and again and again and again!  Tee hee!

*Muse and castle grow 10,000 times their size*

Let’s see. She was 4,000 feet tall before that.  Now she’s…*gasp*  Over 7,500 miles tall…

Muse:  Mommy I’m tiored!

*giant-sized Former Queen appears*

Former Queen:  You are?  I’ll get you ready for your nap, sweetie…

Phew!  I’m glad I’m not changing her.  That would be impossible, considering that I’m still normal size…Time to get out of here…

*teleports back to reality*

I hope that Delores has a solution to that spell.  I think that the Dark Baby Muse that gave her those powers has now merged with her.  This is getting worse and worse…Fortunately, it’s only affecting the imaginary realm this time…

Getting back to reality,  I’m now going to enjoy the rest of my day.

Today’s high is going to be 46 degrees and the silver lining is it being the last day of winter.

To those of you who are waiting for Spring to arrive tomorrow, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Former Queen:  There you go, sweetie.  You’re all changed and in your jammies.  There’s your baa baa and your pacie.  Have a nice nap!

*Former Queen kissses Muse on the cheek*

Muse:  Milky!

*Muse drinks all of the milk in the bottle and sets it down*

Muse:  I gwow again!  Tee hee!

*Muse flashes and grows exponentially, approaching the size of the Imaginary Realm*

Muse:  Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!!

*Muse reaches the size of the Imaginary Realm, and begins straining*

Muse:  I gwow…BIGGER!  Tee hee hee hee!

*Muse explodes, showering the Imaginary Realm in a blinding blanket of light*