Me & My Muse – Day 1349: SaturNESday?

I am not entirely sure yet.  When I get the response from my friend, I will know for sure whether or not he will be hanging out today.


???:  You need to help me!

Help you with what?  You’re a witch.  How should I trust you?  Identify yourself!

Dolores: I am Dolores Murkwood!  The most feared witch in all of the wastes!

And what do you need help with?

Dolores:  That brat!  She got rid of me!  Her powers exceed mine now, and pretty soon this kingdom will be plunged into peril!

Are you talking about the Dark Muse?

Dolores:  Is that what you call her?  That brat was going to learn some magic from me!  I taught her one spell!

And what spell is that?

Dolores:  It turns the person into a child, but she did something else with it.  She enhanced it!

From what I see, it looks like she’s making another clone…

Dolores:  Of course!  If she is taking over a princess, she probably wants to rule the whole kingdom!

What about the sleeping spell?

Dolores:  I did that! It was a very powerful one, thanks to the Divine Power in the Void!

Divine Power?

Dolores:  Yes.  She was only a child, but she gave me powers from the void.  She also called the brat her “sister”.

That’s not a Divine Power.  That’s the Dark Baby Muse with my One Privilege in another dimension.  I had to banish her there since I couldn’t destroy the One Privilege or remove it from her.

Dolores:  That wretched Goddess!  She took all my powers away and gave them to that brat!

So she took her powers from you and gave them to her?

Dolores:  Yes!  And what’s worse, she took all of my regular magic away too!  Ahh!  I can’t remember any spells!

So you’re basically a powerless witch now, right?

Dolores:  Yes dear.  I am!  That’s why I need your help!

How can you help if you forgot all your spells?

Dolores:  Don’t be a fool!  I write every one of them down!  I was able to escape with my book before things got any worse.

I better head to the castle.  They’re probably already starting.

Dolores:  I’ll stay here.  I don’t want to see that brat again!

Okay.  I’ll see you in a bit.

*teleports to the castle*

Queen:  Dear,  why are you acting like this?  You have been getting worse day after day.  What is going on?

King:  Tell us, dear.  You are not acting like an adult.

Muse:  It’s ’cause I’m a little girl!  Tee hee!

Queen:  No you’re not!  You are a woman, trapped in a child’s body!  You are under a terrible spell!  *sniff*  And I would like to see my dear again…

You won’t.  She has become the Dark Muse.

Queen:  She has?

I’ll explain later.

Muse:  Hi daddy!

King:  Hi dear!

Muse:  I wasn’t talking to you!  I was talking to DADDY!

*a powerful flash exits the king and enters me*

King:  What did you do?

I think she made me her “daddy”.

King:  That is preposterous!  Dear!  You stop this at once!

Muse:  Man in pretty clothes?  Do what I say!  Tee hee!

*a flash enters the king, and changes his eyes*

King:  Yes dear!  I will do whatever you say!

Queen:  You just brainwashed him!  Honey!  Please stop!

Muse:  Mommy, do what I say!  Tee hee!

Queen:  Honey, I will not…

*flash appears and saturates the Queen*

Queen: …I will do whatever you command, my dear daughter…

Muse:  Mommy, I am queen now!   Tee hee!

*crown vanishes from Queen’s head and appears on Muse’s head*

Muse:  Daddy, I will see you later!  Tee hee!

*vanishes in a powerful beam of light*

Hmm…I’m not in my room.  It looks like the king’s room.  With me being the daddy, I guess I’m king now.

I hope that Dolores can find a cure to that spell.  If she wrote it down, then she can undo it.

It’s only a matter of time before the Dark Muse’s dominion is over the whole land.

I will now get ready for the day.

Today’s high is going to be 42 degrees and the silver lining is having my friend over later.

To those of you who like being with your friends on the weekends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Mommy,  change me now!

Former Queen:  Right away, honey!

*Former Queen lays Muse on the floor and begins to change her diaper*