Well, I did it. You didn’t think that I would make one but here it is.
Being on my little vacation of mine, I would have to say that it is pretty good. The lake is pretty nice right now and what I ate this morning was pretty good. I will now enjoy the kayak ride on the lake…
Oh yeah. One other thing. With my Muse being a baby, I won’t be able to spend time with her this time. And with the Dark Muse awake now, there’s no telling what she’ll want.
Considering that she has been two years old the past four days, she’ll probably be two again…
What am I doing here?
Muse: Kyle here again! Tee hee!
Nurture: No no, Musie. I need to finish changing your diaper.
Muse: No! I bigger! Tee hee!
*Muse grows to double her size*
Well, she was 31 inches and 23 pounds before she did that. That would put her at the weight of a 17 month old and the height of a 16 month old. Now she’s 62 inches and 100 pounds. The size of a 13 year old girl.
Muse: I bigger again! I bigger again! Tee hee!
*Muse doubles her size three times*
Now she’s 41 feet tall and weighs over 25 tons!
Muse: Again! Again! Tee hee!
*Muse doubles her size six more times*
She’s half a mile tall and weighs 6.5 million tons!
Nurture: Stop growing honey so I can change you!
Muse: No! I grow again!
*Muse doubles her size again*
Now she’s a mile tall and weighs 52 million tons!
Muse: I stop now. Change me, mommy!
Nurture: I will, honey but I will have to grow bigger than you now. Hold on!
*Nurture grows to two miles tall*
Nurture: Okay honey. Time to change you. Kyle, I’ll teleport you back. She’s being mischievous today.
*gets teleported back to reality*
That was annoying. If I had that situation, I would just disable her abilities and shrink her down to normal size. What Nurture needs is the One Privilege…
Anyway, I still have the whole day ahead of me. I also have tomorrow and a little bit of Sunday. Time to have fun at the lake!
Today’s high is going to be 85 degrees and the silver lining is being able to enjoy my vacation at the lake.
To those of you who like vacations at the lake, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Want pacie!
Nurture: But you’re too old for it, dear!
Muse: Want pacie!
*pacifier appears in Muse’s hand*
Nurture: (That Dark Muse…We need to get her out!)
Muse: Tee hee!