Me & My Muse – Day 1125: Greetings From Hubbard Lake! Part Two

Well, I did it once again.  You didn’t think that I would make a second one but here it is.

It’s another day at the lake with another breakfast that I finished eating.  The ice cream was good last night and breakfast this morning was great.  I am enjoying this vacation a lot and it’s been a lot of fun so far.

Having done a few things yesterday,  I have reached a problem.  What will I be doing today?  There is so much to do and only one day left…I’ll let you know tomorrow in the recap.  Only time will tell…

With my Muse acting the way that she did yesterday, I don’t know if I want to be around her today.  With her growing with that Dark Muse inside of her, both Remedy and Nurture have a terrible toddler on their hands…

The twos will continue for a few more days, since I’m aware of the pattern now.  Time to enjoy day two of my day at the lake…

 

Muse:  I am stepping in the big puddle!  Tee hee!

Nurture:  No dear!  That is not a puddle!  That is a lake!

Muse:  No!  Puddle!  Tee hee!

She only thinks that it’s a puddle because she’s a mile tall…

Muse: Splash!  Splash!  Splash!  Tee hee!

No!  You’re draining the lake and flooding the north and south shore!

Nurture:  Stop this at once, dear!

Muse:  No!  I grow again!  Tee hee!

*Muse doubles her size six more times*

Well, I ran my scan on her with my One Privilege.  She is 35 months old.  If she was her original size, she would be 32 inches tall and 26.5 pounds.  The height of a 18 month old and the weight of a two-year old.  But with her being a giant, she is now 64 miles tall and weighs 3.328 billion tons.  I would hate to find a diaper that would fit a toddler that size.

Muse:  Pretty stars!  Tee hee!

Nurture:  Dear, please stop growing!

Muse: Carry mommy!  Tee hee!  Time to grow some more!  Tee hee!

*Muse doubles her size six more times*

AHHH!  She’s 4096 miles tall and weighs 213 billion tons!

Muse:  More!  Tee hee!

*Muse doubles her size six more times*

This needs to stop!  She’s 262,144 miles tall and weighs 13.632 trillion tons.  That’s more than ten times larger than the earth!

Disable Muse’s growth.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Muse:  I goed again!  Change me, mommy!

Nurture:  Right away, dear!

*Nurture outgrows Muse and changes her*

Muse:  More! Tee hee!  More!  Why am I not growing?

Because I stopped it.  You are being a very bad girl.  And I want you at your normal size.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*Muse shrinks back down to 32 inches*

There.  The madness needs to end.  I’m in control of this story, not her.  If I let her grow any more, she would destroy this planet!

Muse:  I hate you!

Go on.  Hate me. I’m doing this for your own good, kiddo…

Nurture:  Thank you, Kyle!  That’s one power that I don’t have.  Thank you for getting her in line.  Now, I need to have a talk with her…

Muse: No!  Tee hee!  I don’t wanna!

*Nurture and Muse vanish in a beam of light*

Remedy:  I’m glad that’s over.  I didn’t want to be involved.

There you are.  I was wondering where you were at…

Remedy:  I was just watching.  Anyway, enjoy your vacation!

I will!

I have just one more day before my vacation is over.  I will be coming back tomorrow and the vacation will be over.  Time to enjoy day two!

Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is being able to enjoy my second day at the lake.

To those of you who like extended vacations, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Nurture:  You have been a bad girl!  After your nap, you are going to apologize!  Have a nice nap, sweetie!

 

*Nurture kisses Muse and leaves Muse’s room*

Muse:  Mommy will listen to me…

*Muse flashes  intensely*

Muse:  Tee hee hee…

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