Me & My Muse – Day 1083: Early Training is Early

So early that I’m pressed for time to leave a post.

This morning, I am leaving for MSU.  The whole day will consist of the Toastmasters TLI.  From the training, I will be leaving for a Weird Al Concert.  That is all.

 

Muse:  No it’s not!

Yes it is.  I need to get going.

Muse:  You will talk to me or you will be challenged to a battle!

No.  I need to get going.

Muse:  I SAID YOU WILL TALK TO ME!!!!

I am not.  Now stop.

Muse:  ARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

*Muse flashes, with her hair changing from yellowish white to gold with a powerful aura around her*

WHOA!  Easy there!  What are you?  Some kind of Super Saiyan?

Muse;  I AM SUPER SAIYAN FULL POWER!!!!!

Pssh…A Super Saiyan?  Don’t make me yawn.  That, and I don’t have time for this…

Muse:  THAT IS TOO BAD.  I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE.  ACCEPT OR DIE!!!!

Challenge accepted.  Everyone.  Watch this battle end in under a minute.

Muse:  HA!  YOU ARE A MERE MORTAL!  YOU’RE NO MATCH FOR A SUPER SAIYAN!!!!

Ready?  One, two, three…Go!  Ending teleport megaton planet blow level one billion!  One privilege, ENGAGE!!!!

* blasts a powerful shock wave that sends Muse back to her dimension*

And the battle’s over.  Kyle – One.  Super Saiyan – Zip!

Now I am running late, thanks to that Super Saiyan battle.  Better use my teleportation powers to get there faster.

Today’s high is going to be 87 degrees and the silver lining is going to today’s training.

To those of you who like to travel, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Wow!  I am greatly impressed.  His power level was way OVER 9000!!!!  He even surpassed that of a Super Saiyan god!  Time for a snack!

*Muse consumes an enormous table full of food, stacking up all the finished plates*

Muse: *BURP*  I’m bored!

*Muse uses an energy blast to destroy a dozen planets in a distant galaxy*

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