Me & My Muse – Day 1069: Fiery Hot SaturNESday

Let the happiness begin.  Today was full of disappointment and frustration.  For where I work, labor is an issue.  There is just not enough relief to come in on a moments notice.  With today’s roller coaster, I would rather not talk about it and move on.

If you notice the title, my friend is coming over soon.  Time to get ready for his arrival.

Today’s high is going to be…

*Muse farts*

What was that all about?

Muse:  I just ate a big burrito!

And you smell really bad! When was the last time you bathed?

Muse:  I don’t bathe.  I don’t like bathing.  Now, if you would excuse me, I’m going to pee…

You’re…going all over the place! Why are you doing this?  That’s gross!

Muse:  Well, it’s much more convenient then having to go all the way into the bathroom, don’t you think?

It’s gross.  Just get out of here.  I don’t have time for your antics!


You just threw up on the floor!

Muse:  It was the burrito I just ate.  Time to re-eat it!

Re-eat it? You’re not going to…That’s just gross!

Muse:  There.  Now I’ll have some boogers…

You’re going to pick your nose…Just get out of here.  One privilege, ENGAGE!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

I don’t need a gross Muse right now.  I just need happiness to cancel out my day that I have been having so far.

As I was saying, today’s high is going to be 90 degrees and the silver lining is my friend coming over.

To those of you who are enjoying this extremely hot day with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Why does he think that boogers are gross?  I love boogers!

*Muse eats a few boogers and lets out another fart*