Me & My Muse – Day 1070: Too Much Coffee…

With the headaches beginning and fatigue setting in, one thing is clear.  I think that I had a little too much coffee this morning.

Due to this unfortunate turn of events, I will grant you a favor.  Go outside and enjoy this Sunday.  Do this while I rest my head and recover from my caffeine overdose.  With a little acetaminophen, I’ll be just fine.  Enjoy your day outside.  If you’re inside looking at a computer, you’re wasting your day.

 

Muse:  I have bested my adversaries.  It was a lengthy campaign, but I slayed an army of 1,000.

Whose army?

Muse:  The Army of Intangible Defects.  Considering their method of warfare, if required strategic thinking and planning to pull it off.

You did this solo?  Who are you?  Some kind of mighty warrior?

Muse;  You could say that.  That recent feat pales in comparison to what I have done in the past.  I have wiped out an army of over 10 million Intangible Rouges.  But with my speed and wit, I was able to kill thousands every minute.  It was a long battle, but I was victorious in the end.

Don’t you fight with any army?

Muse;  That is not needed.  I possess the strength of an entire army.  While an ordinary Intangible can route 1,000,  I can route millions…

Okay.  I get it.  You’re a warrior and there is no equal to you in terms of combat.

Muse:  What is really shameful is that there is no male that can match my combat skills.  But what is it to them?  It’s their loss.  Now a new army is emerging…thousands of Intangible soldiers being created every second…they fight for evil.  I must eliminate this new threat…Farewell, Kyle…

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

I’ll let my Muse fight, while I take it easy from all that coffee that I had earlier…

Today’s high is going to be 73 degrees and the silver lining is having this Sunday off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  What I didn’t tell Kyle is the real source of my strength.  With the copy of his Master’s privileges, I can easily route Intangible armies.  Nothing can stop me!

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