Muse: It’s not working! I’m doing everything you’re telling me to and he’s not budging!
Dark Damsel: He isn’t, huh? Well, he won’t. Come back to the lair, my dear!
*Muse teleports back to the Lethal Lady League’s lair*
*Muse appears and flashes, becoming Tee Hee Girl*
Tee Hee Girl: There! I played pretend and acted exactly like the Mighty Mistress and told him everything you told me to say! Tee hee! Do I get a cookie?
Dark Damsel: Not a single one! I told you already. You can have your cookie once I have the privileges. Do I make myself clear, miss?
Pampered Princess: Quiet! I’m trying to watch the pretty pony show!
Tinkertantrum: Yeah! Tee hee! Quiet! I love the pretty ponies!
Dark Damsel: Let’s go elsewhere and let them watch their show. (I need to keep the pampered one happy. She’s the one that’s funding this whole lair!)
*Dark Damsel walks out of the room into a long hallway*
Diffidentina: G-g-go away! Tee hee! I’m s-s-scared…
Dark Damsel: Diffidentina, there’s no need to be shy. Oh, never mind. That’s your superpower. Be shy all you want, dear.
Diffidentina: But I’m scared!
Dark Damsel: We’re almost there, dear. We’re going to talk in my private chamber.
Tee Hee Girl: Why?
Dark Damsel: I want to keep the other girls happy. Now, it’s through this door!
*Dark Damsel leads Tee Hee Girl into a large and lavish room, filled with purple and crimson colors*
Tee Hee Girl: Can you make it fast?
Dark Damsel: And why is that?
Tee Hee Girl: I wanna watch the pony show too! Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: It’s recording, so you can watch it anytime you want, dear. I even put a TV in your room, just for you. You can watch all the pony show you want when you finish your chore. Now be a good little girl and let me talk.
Tee Hee Girl: Am I going to be called Tee Hee Girl 2? There’s already a Tee Hee Girl! Tee Hee!
Dark Damsel: No. You’re just going to be assimilated into the original Tee Hee Girl. This will be done once we upgrade her superpowers. (If I can only get that pampered brat to buy that expensive machine!)
Tee Hee Girl: Can I do my chore? Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: You can, once you know what it is, dear. Now listen. I want you to go talk to Demini and ask her if you can borrow her superpowers.
Tee Hee Girl: What if she says no?
Dark Damsel: Don’t worry about that, my dear! If she says yes, I will give her a cookie! Now be a good little girl and ask her, okay?
Tee Hee Girl: Yes Miss Dark Damsel! Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: Oh, and Demini is in her room. It’s a rather strange place, but she wanted it that way. Run along now…
Tee Hee Girl: Okay! Tee hee…
*Tee Hee Girl leaves Dark Damsel’s room and continues down hallway, and seeing a bright flash of light coming from one of the doors*
Tee Hee Girl: Tee hee! Shiny light! Demini! Are you in here?
Demini: Yes I am! Tee hee!
Tee Hee Girl: Can I come in?
Demini: Yes! Come in! Tee Hee!
*door mysteriously swings open, sucking Tee Hee Girl in like a vacuum*
*door immediately closes*
Tee Hee Girl: Where is the floor? AHHHH!!!
Demini: Here. Let me help you! Tee hee!
*Demini flashes, making wings appear on Tee Hee Girl*
Tee Hee Girl: Thanks! Tee hee! Why is there no floor in your room?
Demini: I like lots of space with clouds and yummy light! Tee hee! Look at the light! It is so yummy!
Tee Hee Girl: Demini, can I borrow your superpowers? Tee hee!
Demini: Why would you want my superpowers? I wouldn’t be able to fly or eat yummy light! Tee hee!
Tee Hee Girl: Miss Dark Damsel told me to ask you. If you gave me your superpowers, she will give you a yummy cookie! Tee hee!
Demini: Will this cookie be filled with yummy light? Tee hee!
Tee Hee Girl: It will! Tee hee! Can I have them?
Demini: Will you give them back?
Tee Hee Girl: I will! Tee Hee! I just need to finish my chore!
Demini: Your chore? I have already finished mine. Promise that you will give them back when you’re done! Tee hee!
Tee Hee Girl: I promise! Tee hee!
*Demini flashes brightly, as the clouds, sky, and all of her powers are absorbed into Tee Hee Girl*
Tee Hee Girl: I feel it! I suddenly crave yummy light now! Why is that? Tee hee!
Demini: It’s ‘cause you have my powers now. Tee hee!
Tee Hee Girl: Your room has a floor now!
Demini: Don’t worry about that. I’ll redecorate my room when I have my powers back. Tee hee! Don’t forget about your promise!
Tee Hee Girl: I won’t! Tee hee!
*Tee Hee Girl flies out of Demini’s room and back into the Dark Damsel’s room*
Tee Hee Girl: I got them! What do I do with her powers? Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: Good girl! Now, I want you to go into Kyle’s room while he’s sleeping. Use Demini’s superpowers to absorb the Master’s Privileges into you. It will be a yummy snack!
Tee Hee Girl: I like yummy snacks! Tee hee! Wait! What if I can’t eat it?
Dark Damsel: I don’t think that you’ll have a problem with that. You are a supervillain with more than one superpower. Ordinary powers would not work on stealing the Master’s Privileges, but you have superpowers! Now go and get them for me!
Tee Hee Girl: After that, can I have my cookie?
Dark Damsel: Yes dear! I give you your cookie. But privileges first! Hurry!
*Tee Hee Girl begins to fly upward but stops*
Tee Hee Girl: Wait!
Dark Damsel: What now?
Tee Hee Girl: Do you want me to play pretend again and be the Mighty Mistress?
Dark Damsel: Yes dear. But wait until you’re right outside his room. Off you go!
Tee Hee Girl: I’m off! Tee hee!
*Tee Hee Girl flies into the sky and towards Kyle’s house*
Tee Hee Girl: There. Tee hee! Time to enter…
*Tee Hee Girl flashes and transforms into Mighty Mistress*
Muse: (whispering) There we go. I’m now in his house. I’m sorry, Kyle. But I really need those privileges…To help the Lethal Lady League!
*Muse quietly opens door and approaches Kyle’s bed*
Muse (thinking): There. Now to absorb his Master’s Privileges. Yes! It’s working!
*Muse flashes brightly, quickly teleporting out of the room*
*Muse appears a good distance away from Kyle’s house, transforms back into Tee Hee Girl and begins flying into the sky*
Tee Hee Girl: So…YUMMY!!!!!! Tee hee!
*Tee Hee Girl flashes brightly as she flies back to the Lethal Lady League lair*
Tee Hee Girl: Time to give them back. Tee hee!
*Tee Hee Girl flies down hallway into Dimini’s room*
Tee Hee Girl: Here’s your superpowers back! Tee hee! You can have the original. I made a copy!
*Tee Hee Girl blasts Demini with a bright beam of light*
Demini: Thanks! Tee hee! That was yummy! How did you make a copy of my superpowers?
Tee Hee Girl: I have these yummy Master’s Privileges. Tee hee! I can’t keep them though. Miss Dark Damsel wants them…
Demini: Okay! I won’t bother you until you finish your errand. Let me know when you’re done so I can have my yummy light cookie! Tee hee!
Tee Hee Girl: Okay! Be right back! Tee hee!
*Tee Hee Girl flies out of Demini’s room and flashes brightly, making her wings disappear before entering the Dark Damsel’s room*
Tee Hee Girl: I got them! Tee hee! I got them! Can I have my cookie now?
Dark Damsel: Excellent job, my dear! First the privileges. Then the cookie.
*Tee Hee Girl blasts Dark Damsel with a beam of energy*
Dark Damsel: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I can feel it! The power coursing through my veins! You did an excellent job, dearie!
Tee Hee Girl: Can I have a cookie? Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: Cookie? Not just one, dear! You can have all the cookies you want! Demini too! Tell her for me, dear.
Demini: I heard that! Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: Demini? Come in! Get your yummy light cookies! And Tee Hee Girl, my dear, here’s yours.
*Tee Hee Girl and Demini grab all the cookies that they can hold and leave the room*
Demini: Thanks for getting the chore done! I got all these yummy cookies thanks to you! Tee hee!
Tee Hee Girl: You’re welcome! Tee hee!
*Demini flies back into her room*
*Tee Hee Girl glances around and flashes brightly, making her wings reappear, and then quickly flies into her room that the Dark Damsel prepared for her*
Tee Hee Girl: I didn’t tell her Tee hee, but I have my own yummy Master’s Privileges!
*meanwhile, in the Dark Damsel’s room*
Dark Damsel: Kyle’s Muse, or should I say, the new Tee Hee Girl did an excellent job! With these privileges, I can now set Beastra free! Tee hee hee hee hee!!!