Me & My Muse – Day 985: The Hurdle is Cleared…

And with that, I can enjoy the rest of this Saturday, and tomorrow.

To begin my enjoyment, I think that I will…


Muse:  Give me the privileges!  Please Kyle!  I will not be strong enough to take on the Lethal Lady League by myself.

Why do you need me to give you them?  Can’t I just use them and help you out that way?

Muse:  You could, but then they would suspect you.  And I really don’t want to get you involved again, so how about it?

I am not giving you my Master’s Privileges.  Heck.  You might as well ask for the keys to my blog!  The privileges have tremendous power.  The power of imagination is harnessed with these privileges, and I can’t risk them falling into the wrong hands.

Muse:  Don’t you trust me?

It’s really not a matter of trust, but of security.  If I gave up these privileges, I myself would be vulnerable.  Being the tangible person, I can’t give them to an intangible figment of my imagination!

Muse:  Just look at me and remember all the years of trust that we cultivated.  I may be Intangible, but I would argue that I’m borderline Tangible.  If tangibility is the issue, I am really close to it.

You?  Ha!  I’m sorry, but you’re not truly physical.

Muse:  In this world, the world that you write of, I am.  In this world, I’m as real as you are!

True as that may be, I need my security.  Think of another way to stop them.  I can help you stop them, but you can’t have my privileges.

Muse:  Please!  Give me your privileges!

No! I am not going to…

Muse:  Please? Please?  Please?

It doesn’t matter how many times you ask me.  I am not giving you my privileges.  Why do you want them so bad?

Muse:  Kyle, I have thought of every plan in the world to stop the Lethal Lady League.  Everything that I could try on them, they could thwart.  But not with your privileges.  I would be invincible.  I could instantly stop the Lethal Lady League and make them surrender.  After that, I would return the privileges to you, I promise!  So what do you say?

It’s still no.

Muse:  Oh Kyle!  What am I going to need to do to change your mind?

Nothing.  Trying to charm me isn’t going to work so don’t even try it.

Muse:  Very well, then.  I guess it’s back to the drawing board.  If you’re so insistent on not letting me have them, can you at least help me fight them?

That I can do.  My privileges should finish them off no problem.

Muse:  Then we have a plan.  I’ll work on the details of it and we’ll work on the full details of it tomorrow, okay?

Sounds good.  Don’t worry about the privileges.  I know that you wish that you could have them, but you need to think about my position.  My privileges are like my superpowers, just like you have yours.

Muse:  That makes perfect sense to me.  Good night, Kyle!

*Muse disappears in a flash of light*

My Muse really wants to stop the Lethal Lady League!  I understand her intentions, but I need to be careful.  Tee Hee Girl already got my Muse once, and I’m not about to have that happen again.  I’m really glad that she came around.

As for tonight, I’m going to relax and take it easy.

Today’s high is going to be 38 degrees and the silver lining is having the rest of this day off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  He’s right.  I’m going at this a little too aggressively.  I’ll let him use the privileges.  That way, we can win for sure!  Marvelous Muses League, help is on the way…