Me & My Muse – Day 986: Sunday Respite

On this Palm Sunday so far, I have been able to relax.  I attended church and did a little shopping afterward.

And with my Toastmasters phone interview done, I will now take it easy for the rest of the day…


Muse:  Thank you for the privileges, Kyle!

What?!  I didn’t give them to you!

Muse:  You’re right.  You didn’t.  But I took them from you!  Tee hee!

*Muse transforms into winged Tee Hee Girl*

Wait a second!  What did you do with my Muse?

Tee Hee Girl:  Nothing!  Tee hee!  I just played pretend again when you turned me back.  I’m very good at pretending.  Tee hee!

*a dark shadow flashes and appears*

Dark Damsel:  And now this world is mine.  Tee Hee Girl!  Why are you flying?

*Dark Damsel flashes and scans Tee Hee Girl*

Dark Damsel:  I see.  You made a copy of the Master’s Privileges before you gave me them. Splendid!  That will actually go well with the plan that I have.  Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!  Tee hee hee hee hee!!!

This world isn’t yours.  Just what do you plan to do?

Dark Damsel:  I am going to set a friend of mine free.  One that you locked into the abyss!  Beastra.  She will serve well in my plan to take over this pathetic planet…

So what are you waiting for?

Dark Damsel:  I just wanted you to say farewell to your Muse.  She is going to be assimilated into Tee Hee Girl!

Just a second!  How did she take my privileges?!

Tee Hee Girl:  I just borrowed Demini’s superpowers and ate your yummy privileges.  Now I have some too!  Farewell Kyle!  Tee hee!

Dark Damsel:  Are you ready, Tee Hee Girl?

Tee Hee Girl:  I am ready!  Tee hee!

*the other Tee Hee Girl appears, and the Dark Damsel shoots a beam of light at her, upgrading her superpowers*

Original Tee Hee Girl:  That was so yummy!  Tee hee!  Snack time!

*Original Tee Hee Girl flashes, and absorbs Tee Hee Girl into herself*

My Muse!  NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Tee Hee Girl:  That was yummy!  Tee Hee!

Dark Damsel:  Well, with your Muse gone forever, it’s time to carry on my plan.  This way, Tee Hee Girl!

Tee Hee Girl:  Right away!  Tee hee!

*Tee Hee Girl flies away with the Dark Damsel*

No!  Come back, Muse!  Somewhere deep down inside, I know that you are there.

???:  If only that were the case.


Remedy:  She really is gone forever.  There’s not a single trace of her left.

Then what are we going to do?

Remedy:  The only thing that we can do.  Go after the fabled privileges of legend.

There’s more privileges?

Remedy:  This is the last one.  I am referring to the One Privilege.  Only you can yield these privileges.  They are too powerful for anyone else.  Anyone else who yields them will be destroyed.

But what about the Master’s Privileges?  Who’s to say that they can’t just take the One Privilege?

Remedy:  They can’t.  You made the One Privilege.  Only you can unmake it.  It is the absolute final hope that we have in saving this world.

Can I get my Muse back?

Remedy:  With the One Privilege, nothing is impossible.  Anything you will will happen.

Isn’t that too powerful?

Remedy:  You are in a world of fiction, where the rules can be defined differently.

That’s right!

*has a flashback*


Muse:  In this world, the world that you write of, I am.  In this world, I’m as real as you are!


The world that I write of!  That’s right!

Remedy:  We still need to find where the One Privilege is.  I’ll let you know when I have located its whereabouts…

Okay.  We better be quick.  The Dark Damsel is about to set Beastra free.

Remedy:  Don’t worry.  I am not wasting any time on the search.  I’ll let you know when I find it!

*Remedy vanishes in a beam of light*

I hope that he finds the One Privileges soon.  This world is at stake.

Now to enjoy the rest of this day.

Today’s high is going to be 41 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


*meanwhile, at undisclosed location near the abyss*

Tee Hee Girl:  We’re here!  Tee hee!

Dark Damsel:  Beastra, be free!

*Dark Damsel blasts a powerful ray of light at the abyss, which causes it to burst open, with Beastra shoving herself out in a forward spiral*

Beastra:  SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!  I will destroy this planet!  RRRRRAHHHHHHHR!!!!!

*roar causes the entire planet to shake*


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