Well, I’m finally all showered. The show is all shoveled and I can continue the job search.
Muse: *pant* *pant* There! I shoveled every inch, without cheating, okay? Now get rid of your stupid clone! *gasp* *cough*
Catch your breath! If you’re going to breathe like a Tangible, you need to do it the right way. I finished my driveway too….
Muse: But you did it with a SNOWBLOWER! That’s CHEATING! I only used a shovel! No fair!
Of course it is! I never told you WHICH driveway I would shovel. I shoveled my grandparent’s driveway with a man-powered plow (AKA the “Yooper Scooper”).
Muse: But then you switched to the plow to do the back driveway….! *gasp* *pant* You….CHEATED!
I did NOT cheat! I have shoveled the back so many times that it would make your head spin. How many times have you EVER shoveled in your life?!
Muse: This is my first time!
I rest my case. I know how hard it is to shovel snow, so don’t get on my case if I use an easier method! I need to find a job, and I don’t want to shovel snow all day, okay?!
Muse: Fair enough. I need to get a shower! My hair is all disgusting! I hate shoveling snow…. *sob*
I don’t know why she’s making such a big deal about it. With years of experience, I’m actually kind of used to it. I now need to continue with the job search….
Today’s high is going to be 11 degrees and the silver lining is getting all this snow shoveled.
To those of you who are glad their driveway is shoveled, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: My hair is dripping with sweat! Doing my hair today will take forever! I don’t want to shovel snow anymore…. *sob*