You were waiting all day for a new blog entry, but it didn’t come.
Do you want to know why? Because I’ve been cutting the frickin’ lawn all day! That’s why!
Yeah. You knew one of these would come sooner or later. This might be one of the last times the lawn gets mowed before the winter. Now let me warn you. This is a rant. If you don’t like these rant entries, then skip this one for today.
Now about the lawn….
Muse: A rant? Is that really necessary?
Shut up! I don’t need your crap today! I just spent four frickin’ hours cutting the lawn!
Muse: Frickin’? Nice words….
Trust me. I’m ticked enough to say words far worse than that….
Muse: I guess I shouldn’t bring up your lack of reading and writing….
JUST PUT A CAP ON IT! I’m not in the mood for it tonight! You can be reading and writing Nazi another day!
Muse: I will be smart and remain silent.
Good. Now, about the lawn. I couldn’t mow it right away. Wanna know why? Because I had to clear some frickin’ leaves with a leaf blower! On top of that, I had to move all these stupid sticks….But before I could even get started, I had to clear the frickin’ needles in the front. I raked them on a tarp and moved them to the woods. After that, I could finally start! I spent four hours doing this altogether!
Muse: Well goodnight! I’ll talk to you when you’re in a better mood….
Well, I’m hungry! Today’s high was 54 degrees and the silver lining was getting that stupid lawn mowed.
To all of you who have annoying fall chores to deal with, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: He should feel better tomorrow. I don’t dare talk to him when he’s that angry….
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