Me & My Muse – Day 93: On the Run

My so-called Muse is determined to get rid of me, but I will not let her.  As much as she likes games,  I’m currently playing a game that I actually enjoy for once.  A game that I call Hide and Seek.  And I can’t lose at this game because if I do, I die.

So what happened yesterday?  My prediction was pretty much spot on.  I was her slave for the day and I did everything perfect.  Despite doing this, she still wanted to get rid of me.  She said that she “liked the New Kyle better”.  And since I can’t change my size at will, that’s a big negative for her.  With that being the case, last night was a big game of hide and seek.  She was determined to find me and get rid of me, but she eventually gave up.  The Kyle clone tucked her in and she fell asleep.

I surely hope she doesn’t find me.  I’m in a really good hiding place right now.   I’m in her dress drawer, hiding in one of her gigantic dresses….At least it’s gigantic to me.  To her, it’s just normal-sized.


Remedy:  Psst!  How are you doing?

I could be better, but at least I’m surviving.

Remedy:  At this point, you will have to enter her head, since you can’t be seen in her presence anymore.  If she sees you, you’re dead.

You think I don’t know that?  Sorry.  I’m just stressed out.  I’m worried that she might find me….

Remedy:  It’s okay.  I have a device that will fool even her into thinking that you’re one of them.  I just modified my DNA device, only this lets you overshadow someone.  After doing that, it generates a clone….

But don’t you think that she’ll notice?  A clone that she didn’t make?

Remedy:  She won’t know that it’s there.  It’s not tied to her consciousness.  She’ll figure it out eventually, but at least it will buy you some more time.

Nice.  What else do you have?  I see that you’re holding something.

Remedy:  Oh.  This?  Please drink it right now.  This will create a powerful hypnotic force-field around you.  If any clones see you, you can hypnotize them.  They will obey.

There.  I drank it.  This will really help with those clones inside her head.  I’m sure that she has her head more heavily guarded since my incident, but I should still be able to get in.

Remedy:  You will.  I know you can.  One last trick up my sleeve.  This device monitors your real Muse’s heart rate and other vital signs.  Judging from the device, she’s still alive.  But hurry.  It’s been declining over the last few days….

Oh.  And I need your cure for that bad girl idea to revert her memories back….

Remedy:  It’s all here.  Including that scrambling device.  Be sure to use it, or you will not be able to remain in her head for long.  And one other thing….I need to free you from that brand that she gave you.  With that brand, she can very easily find you.  Hold still.  This will only hurt for a second.

Owww…..*mouth is covered by Remedy, resulting in a muffled cry*

Remedy:  There.  It’s off.  You’re no longer her slave….


Muse clone:  Did you hear something?  I thought I heard him!  Tee hee!

Muse clone 2:  Quiet!  She’s still sleeping!  If we wake her up, she will dispose of us.  Tee hee…

Muse clone 3:  Yeah!  I don’t want to be gotten rid of!  She just made us!  Tee hee!

Muse clone 4:  It’s not easy being the old Kyle’s size!  But she told us that he might be hiding in her drawers.  Tee hee!


They’re very close.  I can hear them.

Remedy:  Then we must keep it down.  You know what to do.  I must be leaving….


Muse clone:  Did you see that?

Muse clone 2: What? Tee hee!

Muse clone 3:  That dress!  It just moved a little….

Muse clone:  Everyone!  Help me lift this dress up!

*a swarm of Muse clones lift up a dress, causing me and Remedy to fall out*

Muse clone:  There he is!  Let’s tell on him!

I’m not the one you’re looking for.  The one you’re looking for is far away…..

Muse clone:  Yes you….Wait!  You’re not!  Then who are you?

I am your leader.  Tee hee!

Muse clone 2:  It’s her!  I know it is!  She even said Tee hee like us!  Tee hee!  What are you doing up?  I thought you were sleeping!

I wanted to make sure you were all good girls.  Apparently, you’re not!  Tee hee!  You’re looking in the wrong spot!  Look underneath the bed!  Kyle could be anywhere underneath there!  Go now, before I get rid of you!  Tee hee….

Muse clone:  You heard her!  We don’t want to be gotten rid of!  Let’s look for Kyle under the bed!

Muse clones: Right away!  Tee hee!

*swarm of Muse clones leave drawer*

Phew!  That was close.  That hypno drink really worked!  How long does it last?

Remedy:  It lasts a few days.  Long enough to get your Muse back.  The time is not ripe yet.  I would wait before entering her head.  I’m leaving now.  Hang in there!  I know you can do it!

I will do it for sure.  I will not let my Muse die….


Well, I guess I’ll be hiding out all day.  When she wakes up, I will have to be on the move constantly.  For today, I will be on the run, fighting for my life.  The hypnosis won’t work on my Muse.  I know that.  If I’m still here tomorrow, I succeeded.

Once again, I don’t know the weather forecast so there’s no weather to report.  Today’s silver lining will be being more prepared to enter my Muse’s head.

To those of you who have ever been a fugitive, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  What are you all doing?

Muse clone:  We’re looking under the bed like you told us!  Tee hee!

Muse:  I didn’t tell you to look there!  Somebody’s been very naughty, and right now, they’re playing hide and seek.  Oh!  When I find him, I am DEFINITELY getting rid of him!  Tee hee!