Muse: I said, wake up you sleepyhead!
What? You woke me up!
Muse: Aw, I did? Well, your time out’s over. Tee hee! Now are you going to be a good boy now, and NOT enter my head?
I am not a boy!
Muse: Yes you are! Tee hee! Now the real reason that I’m waking you up is that I can’t sleep. I miss my old stuffed Kyle….
So you do, huh?
Muse: Yes. And I’m giving you one more chance to be my slave. If you blow it, I’m getting rid of you! Tee hee!
Why would I blow it? I value my life!
Muse: And it starts now! Change my sheets, slave!
*sigh* And you’re all soaked, too. I knew there was a reason why you woke me up….
Muse: Well, I didn’t want to wake up the NEW Kyle! Tee hee! He’s been such a good slave that I decided to give him a break. Now move it, slave!
*one annoying shower and change of bedding later*
There you go, princess. New pajamas and new bedding.
Muse: You don’t say it like HE does! Oh well…..You’re the old Kyle after all! Tee hee….
There. How many Hello Kitty glasses of milk do you want?
Muse: You’re not being a good slave! Surprise me!
Here. I poured you 12 glasses. That’s about a gallon.
Muse: Twelve?!! That’s pretty good! Tee hee! You get bonus points for that…. *gulp* Now take care of them and get in the bed!
There. I rinsed them, washed them, dried them and put them away. You know those fluids are the reason for all your accidents….
Muse: No they’re not! Tee hee! The same thing would happen if I had a tiny sip. INTANGIBLE, remember?
Yeah. Looser rules. I know….
Muse: Try no rules! Tee hee! Oh, that’s right! I have to shrink down to cuddle with you because you can’t GROW!
Well, I’m Tangible!
Muse: Well, you’re outdated! Tee hee! I might decide to get rid of you anyway! *yawn* Good night, slave. And oh yeah….I never shrunk the NEW Kyle or my bed. I’ll be quiet since he’s still sleeping. Good night, giant NEW Kyle! *yawn* *snore*
One more chance, huh? Chances are I’ll blow it no matter how well I perform. She knows that I’ll fail anyway so she already plans on getting rid of me. Oh. And why are these always ending with her sleeping? I guess it’s because I’m stuck in her room….
Today’s high is….Oh yeah. That’s right. I still can’t look at the weather….The silver lining will be my so-called Muse giving me another chance to live.
To all of you who like second chances, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: *snore*….old Kyle…..useless…..tee hee…..