Me & My Muse – Day 89: It’s About Time!

Something random happened last night.  For once, my Muse hasn’t been calling on me.  Phew!  That’s a relief.  If I can get just one night where I don’t have to deal with her, I’ll take it.

As for my real Muse, Remedy finally came.  It’s about time!  Where was he earlier?  When I asked him, he simply replied that he was working on the plan to get inside her.  When I talked to him, he mentioned that the bad girl idea actually created a forcefield inside her head.  If I were to ever get inside her head, I would automatically wake up.  Well that makes sense, considering that I only entered her head once before….Now I’ll….


Remedy:  Don’t worry.  It’s just me.

Good.  Just as long as it’s not my Bad Idea Possessed Muse….Oh, I hate her….

Remedy:  Slavery isn’t that good, is it?  Well don’t worry, because you’re about to be freed.  Check this out.

Another device.  What does it do?

Remedy:  This device will scramble her signals so that you can stay in your Muse’s head, and it will also prevent you from awakening.  That idea may have taken over everything that is hers but remember – that body you see is still your original Muse’s body.

I know.  It disgusts me how such a destructive idea is controlling her.

Remedy:  I know.  But we must act fast.  Your real Muse is losing herself quickly.  I overheard her talking.  She is draining your Muse’s energy, making her more alive and your old Muse more dead.  When the transfer is complete, that idea will take the place of your old Muse.  She will have all of your old Muse’s energy and her identity to go along with it.  That idea will be an idea no longer, but a dark and twisted version of your old Muse.  The only difference is that she will remain a child.  Your old Muse on the other hand, will be lost forever….

NO!  I will not let this happen!

Remedy:  Take heart.  There is still time, but there is not much time left.  With that device, I also have a special cure that should work on that bad idea.  It won’t work on the Muse’s body.  You have to go inside the Muse’s head and traverse the vast world, find that bad idea, and use the cure on her.  It will revert all her memories back to the beginning, and you’ll be able to stop her.

Well, it’s settled then.  I’ll use the DNA device to turn into one of her clones again and enter the Dream Realm of Imagination.  From there, I’ll enter my Muse’s head.  It’s time to get my real Muse back, before it’s too late….


Muse:  It’s already too late.  Tee hee!

What?  How much of that did you hear?

Muse:  I heard the whole thing.  That’s the advantage of having multiple eyes.  Tee hee!

Multiple eyes?

Muse:  One of my clones heard what you were saying.  With each of my clones, I see everything they see, so I made myself invisible and listened in to the rest of your yummy conversation.  It was delicious!  Tee hee!  A really fun game!

A game, huh?  Isn’t everything a game to you?

Muse:  What’s wrong with that?  I love games.  Especially games where I always win.  In just a few short days, your Muse will be lost forever.  I will no longer be a stupid puny idea.  I will be the new Muse!  Tee hee hee ha ha! 

Not if I stop you.

Muse:  You won’t.  And when I become the new Muse, you will be my slave forever!  Tee hee!  That will be the bestest game of all!

That isn’t going to happen because you WILL be stopped.  I don’t lose heart so easily.

Muse:  Oh, if only you could see her!  Tee hee!  She’s weakening and taking a nap.  A nap that she will never wake up from!  Tee hee….She’s in a deep sleep and is sleeping so soundly….

Why are you doing all this?  What did she ever do to you?

Muse:  Why don’t you ask her?  Oh.  That’s right!  You CAN’T!  Tee hee!

Why don’t you tell us?

Muse:  Can’t tell you.  It’s a secret!  Tee hee!  Remember that?  I thought of that game!  Tee hee….

Yes.  Now I need to end this entry now….

Muse:  Actually, I want you to practice.  If you’re going to be my slave forever, I want you to practice!  I want the bestest slave ever!  But first, I see some food!  Tee hee!

That’s not food.  That’s….

Muse:  Some bad things that the stupid Intangible gave you so you could get inside me and get your stupid Muse back!  Looks delicious!  Tee hee!

No!  Don’t!

Muse:  Tee hee!  Yummy!  I was right!  Those bad things that he gave you were tasty.  Now we’re going to practice.  Get me ready for my nap, slave!

Where’s Remedy?

Muse:  He left you!  I saw him leave!  I think I heard him say something about giving up.  Tee hee!

You’re lying.  Remedy wouldn’t say that.

Muse:  He said it!  Believe me or I will crush you!  Now, do you believe me?

Yes (Really, I don’t.  I’m just playing along).

Muse:  Good.  Now get me ready for my nap, slave-in-training!

For a five-year old, you have a pretty good vocabulary.

Muse:  Your Muse had a pretty good body with a pretty good brain!  Tee hee!  I might decide to keep some of this stuff.  Now get going, slave!  We’re going to practice until you do it perfectly!

*one annoyingly perfect nap preparation later*

There.  All tucked in and ready for your nap.  Your glass of milk in the Hello Kitty glass is sitting right there.  All ready to your liking, right?

Muse:  Ah ah ah!  You forgot one thing.  I can’t sleep without my stuffed Kyle!

Um, I’m not stuffed….

Muse:  You are to me!  Tee hee! Stop squirming!  I’ll drink my milk and and cuddle with my stuffed Kyle.  Good night!

But it’s not night!

Muse:  I always say that when I go to sleep!  Tee hee!  *snore*


Well, just when I thought that the plan was going smoothly, she goes and eats the equipment that Remedy gave me….


Remedy:  Psst!  I made copies of everything she ate before she ate them!  Don’t worry!  Hang in there!  We’ll get your Muse back!  Bye….


Time to end this, while she’s sleeping.  Today’s high is going to be 70 degrees and the silver lining will be more story progress (I hope).

To all of you who have ever seen your plans reach the point of fruition, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  *snore*  I…..will make a  great new Muse….tee hee…. *yawn*  *snore*