Yesterday was complete hell, but it was worth enduring since I was able to enter my Muse’s head. Well, almost.
Being her slave, I played every single one of her games. Even the ones that I dreaded. When all that was over, she decided to call it a night. She fell asleep and I became a Muse clone with the DNA device. Just as I entered her, I woke up. I forgot to use the scrambling device!
This time, I will not forget. She is taking a nap right now, and I will use this time to enter her. There. I just became a Muse clone and now I’m going to try to enter again….
There! Made it inside! And I used the scrambling device, too. It’s only a matter of time before I get my Muse back…..
Muse clone: What do you think you’re doing here?
Muse clone 2: Yeah! What she said! Tee hee!
Muse clone 3: We were told that if someone suspicious entered here to stop them. You don’t look like one of us…..
Muse clone 4: You don’t SMELL like one of us!
Muse clone 5: You don’t TASTE like one of us! Tee hee!
Muse clones 1-4: What?
Muse clone 5: But I like eating Muses! I actually tasted a little bit of myself before. Tee hee!
Muse clone 1: Whatever the case, We’re getting you!
Muse clone 2: And we’re gonna tell on you! Ha ha!
Muse clone 1: Get him!
*an enormous swarm of Muse clones begin filling the entire landscape and tackle me to the ground*
Muse clones: MUSE! MUSE! WE FOUND SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN NAUGHTY!
Muse clone 1: She knows now. And she’s waiting outside her head.
Muse clone 2: You’re gonna get in trouble! You’re gonna get in trouble!
Muse clones: BE GONE!
Muse: Tee hee! It worked!
Muse: My yummy plan, silly! When I fell asleep, I knew that you were going to try to enter my head so I created a million billion new friends to stop you at the entrance!
So you knew the whole time.
Muse: Yes I did! And you’ve been very very naughty! You’re gonna get a time out for that! Tee hee!
Where are you taking me?
Muse: In my room! Over here! Now you’re gonna stay in this drawer until I feel like playing with you again! Now if you would excuse me, I’m gonna go take my nap now. Tee hee!
But what about me? You can’t sleep without your “stuffed Kyle”.
Muse: I don’t need you anymore! I made a Kyle clone and he obeys waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than you! He even becomes a REAL stuffed Kyle that’s my size! He knows how to grow and you don’t! So NYAH!
Kyle Clone: Are you ready, princess?
Muse: See? He even calls me princess! Tee hee! Time for your time out, you naughty boy! And time for my nap! Tee hee! Oh! One other thing! So that you never ever ever ever ever ever EVER escape this realm again…… *a Muse brand appears on my chest and arm* There we go. Tee hee! *Muse closes top drawer* I’m coming, NEW Kyle!
But I’m not a boy! I’m a man! Great. Now I’m trapped. Trapped in a gigantic underwear drawer in a room belonging to a 5-year old 3 mile tall Muse.
Muse: 5 Hello Kitty glasses of milk? You are waaaaaaay better than the old Kyle! Tee hee! He’s in time out right now. He tried to enter my head again. He’s been pretty naughty. *gulp* Those five glasses were yummy! Tee hee! Time for sleepy…. *yawn*
I guess I’m stuck here. And with this brand she put on me, I can never escape the Realm of Imagination again. That means my real body is in a coma…..This is not good. I hope that Remedy gets word of my whereabouts soon.
Today’s high is….forget it. I’m too depressed to talk about the weather. I mean, I’m in a gigantic underwear drawer in a little girls room! How am I supposed to talk about the weather at a time like this? No silver linings, either since I’m going to be trapped here forever….
To those of you who are having a much better day than me, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I love sleeping in my normal size! Tee hee! I always had to shrink with the old Kyle. You’re way better than him! *yawn* …tee hee….. *snore*