Me & My Muse – Day 23: Role Reversal

Day 60?!  What’s going on here?  Kyle had it all wrong.  The last thing that I can remember was Day 22, so I made it Day 23.  Tee hee!

Last night was crazy!  I woke up in a gigantic bed.  Everything in my house was gigantic too!  I had to change everything back.  That, and I had to remove a few extra stuffed animals.  I like at least one, but I don’t need that many!  Tee hee….

After making my house normal sized, I then remembered how mean Kyle was to me yesterday.  He told me to leave him alone!  All I wanted to hear was a nice story!  Was that so much to ask?  But nooooooooo!  He had to be mean about it!  Well, he’ll get what’s coming to him today.  After Kyle told me to “leave him alone”, I found Revenge and he sold me one of his Revenge spells.  The Revenge spell could be anything that I wanted it to be, so that was nice.  So that night, after I made all the giant-sized stuff normal again, I used the Revenge spell.  Today, Kyle will be a stupid Muse for a day!  Isn’t that what he called me?  Well, he’s the stupid Muse now!

It may be bad for him, but it’s good for me!  Tee hee!  I’ve always wanted to be a human.  It’s so amazing!  I’m still learning all the Tangible rules that Kyle is used to.  He told me some things about women, and I’m trying to remember what they all are!  Kyle’s brain has a lot of fun stuff inside!  It will prove useful for later.

Oh, I just love being a human!  I thought that it was fun using Tangible rules as a Muse, but there’s no comparison at all!  There’s things that I actually have to keep track of.  I have a REAL bladder and a REAL appetite!  As a Muse, I had an appetite for ideas, but that’s a different kind of appetite.  It’s a little difficult to explain, but it’s just different, okay?  The darkness isn’t nearly as dark as it is in my world, so I don’t need a night light as a human!  They call this dark?  It didn’t even look dark last night!  Granted the rules are a little stiff and rigid, but I can get used to them.  Tee hee!  If Revenge’s spell prices weren’t so expensive, I would get a Revenge spell to remain a human for life!  Kyle in turn would remain a Muse for life.  But I can’t afford that!  Oh well….Might as well enjoy it while it lasts….


Muse:  What’s going on?  What did you do to me?!  I demand an explanation, now!

Oh look!  It’s the “Stupid Muse”!  I don’t know if I could explain it to you.  You would be too “stupid” to understand!  Tee hee!

Muse:  Well I know that I’m a Muse and you have my body…..A body that looks like a female?  How did you do that?

Sorry.  Can’t tell you!  You’re not SMART enough!  You’re just a “Stupid Muse”!  You would never understand!

Muse:  Stop it!  I give you the cure last night and this is what you do to me?  Don’t you remember the hell that you caused me with you playing with Kyle Ken?  Why must you torture me again?

Torture?  First of all, I don’t know what this “Kyle Ken” is.  It’s probably just a stupid thing that you made up because you’re a “Stupid Muse”!  And as far as torture goes, You’re the one who always tortures me!  Yesterday, you told me a mean story!  I took my medication and I was being nice!  All I wanted was a good story, but you didn’t give me one!  All I got was LEAVE ME ALONE!  You’ve been mean to me far too many times!  Well, the joke’s on you now “Stupid Muse”!

Muse:  Stupid Muse?  Look.  I’m confused here.  Last night, you were gigantic.  I then gave you the cure and….Wait!  How far back did the cure revert your memories?

Revert?  Stop playing with me!  Today is the end of July and I’m getting my revenge on you.  Tee hee!

Muse:  I reverted your memories back, whether you want to believe me or not!  Now why is this Day 23?  Day 23 is Dinner and a Movie…..

I corrected it.  You had Day 60.  Is that some kind of joke?

Muse:  *sigh* No.  It’s just that you don’t remember that day.  Now you said that today is the last day of July, which it’s not.  At the end of the 22nd Day, you said….Oh.  So NOW you’re getting your revenge?

So you figured it out?  I thought that I would have to explain to you very very slowly as a story.  A story about a “Stupid Muse” that is always mean, right?  What do you mean NOW?  That happened yesterday!  To me it did, at least!  I don’t remember anything else.

Muse:  Okay!  I get it!  I was very mean to you, and I really should have been!  Now can I have my body back?

No!  You’re going to stay a “Stupid Muse”  for the rest of the day!  You’ll be normal tomorrow!

Muse:  No!  I want to be normal now!  Why did you have to do this?

Because the “Stupid Muse” was tired of being called “Stupid”!  Live with your form!  I’m enjoying being a human and I don’t want to give that up just yet!  I love being real!  It’s waaaay better than being a Muse with Tangible rules….

Muse:  What about food?  What do I eat?

Ideas!  Duh!  Even a “Stupid Muse” should know that!  Are you hungry?  You should go and eat.  Go on, “Stupid Muse”.  Get back in my head….

Muse:  I get it!  I’m sorry!  I won’t be mean to you anymore!  I promise!  Just change me back…. *sob*

Nope!  The spell wears off in the middle of the night, so live with it for a little longer.  Eat up, “Stupid Muse”!  Get inside!

Muse:  No!  Because you called me “Stupid”.


Muse:  *sob* I hate you…..

Uh uh uh!

Muse:  *sigh* Sorry.  Fair enough.  You got your revenge.  I’ll see you tomorrow, Muse!

It’s Kylie!  My name is Kylie for today!  Tee hee!

Muse:  Kylie?  Really?  That’s just a female form of “Kyle”.

I know.  I want a REAL name while I’m a human!

Muse:  Okay then.  See ya…..Kylie…..

Enjoy your food,  “Stupid Muse”!


There.  Tee hee!  He’s back in my head again.  This will be fun.  He’ll have to learn how to raise ideas.  That’s something that every Muse has to know how to do.

Now what does Kyle do everyday?  Oh yeah!  He works today.  How am I going to explain to them that Kyle’s not around?  I’ll just tell them that Kyle couldn’t make it and that I’m his replacement.  They’ll understand.  Tee hee!  Yay!  I get to make pizzas, so that should be fun!

Now what does he do next?  The weather?  Today’s high is going to be 84 degrees and it might rain.  I hope it does.  Tee hee….I love rain!  And he does silver linings?  Today’s will be enjoying this human body for the whole day.

To all of you who get to enjoy your human bodies all the time, I hope that your day is the awesomeist day in the world!  Tee hee!


Muse:  So how does she do this?  Ideas, I am new at this, so bare with me.  *sigh*  I can’t wait until tomorrow….

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