Me & My Muse – Day 52: Downward Spiral

Well, I tried to get answers about my Muse’s condition, but was unsuccessful.  It appears that the neighbors that live near my Muse are newer neighbors.  They told me that the older neighbors moved out about a month ago.  Hmm….I wonder why they moved out?  Maybe it has something to do with MY MUSE!

Anyway, the new neighbors told me that the older neighbors moved far far away from her, but they didn’t tell me where.  And that’s only the beginning.  The ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD moved away from my Muse, and it’s all new neighbors now.  Is my Muse really that annoying?  For an entire neighborhood to move out, yes she is.


Muse:  *sob* Unn hnn hnn hnn hnn hnn…..

What’s wrong now, MIss Teenage Rebel?

Muse:  I had a sleepover, but nobody came!

Hey!  Stop clinging to me like that!

Muse:  I invited you, but you didn’t come!  Waah hah hah hah hah!

Well, I didn’t get an invitation.  As for everyone else, I’m not surprised.

Muse:  It’s because nobody likes me!

Hey.  Stop it.  Let go….

Muse:  I had everything for the sleepover too. Extra pillows for the pillow fight, snacks, Justin Bieber….

Pillow fights?  Justin Bieber?  Wait!  I thought you were a teenage rebel!

Muse:  I can be like this if I want, so don’t judge me!  I don’t judge you, so don’t judge me, okay?

It’s just that I’m confused.  You went from teenager to tween in a day.

Muse:  And I could go back to teenager if I wanna!  It’s like wearing clothes.  You don’t always feel like wearing the same clothes every day, right?

I don’t think it works that way.  We’re talking personalities here.

Muse:  And I’m an Intangible, so I can wear different personalities like you wear different clothes!  I can do this whenever I want, so NYAH!

Okay!  Alright!  Whatever floats your boat!  So, does my teeny bopping  tween want to tell me the secret?  Every neighbor that I asked is a new neighbor, so they don’t know anything about you.

Muse:  I’m not telling.  If I told you, then it wouldn’t be a secret!  Tee hee!

If I knew, then I could help you.

Muse:  Help me?  With what?  I’m fine.  But I would’ve felt better if you came to my sleepover….

How was I supposed to know?  Where was the invitation?

Muse:  It was in your room!  Didn’t you see it?

Oh.  It was on the floor.  I guess I didn’t see it last night….

Muse:  Well, since you didn’t come to my sleepover, I’ll plan another one.  No.  I won’t.  You can make up for it by taking me to the mall.  Can we go to the mall?  Please?  I wanna buy some new clothes!

No mall.  And you can’t drive there either.

Muse:  Aw!  I want some new clothes!  These clothes are boring!  Also, I wanna get some more music.  And makeup!

Can’t you just change into whatever clothes you want?

Muse:  No.  I can only change into clothes that I own.  So can we?  Pleeease?

Hey!  Get off me!  The answer is no.

Muse:  Then I’m gonna keep saying please.  Please please please please please pl….

And I’ll keep saying no.  If you keep up the pleases, you’re going to get a spanking!

Muse:  I dare you.  Please please please please please pl….OW!  *sob*

I warned you.  How does it feel to be humiliated in front of an audience?  Go to your room.

Muse:  I’m not giving up!  I’m going to the mall!


She can’t, if she doesn’t have the keys to my car!  Let’s see if she does.  In the meantime, I will search far and wide in the Realm of Imagination to see if I can find any of the older neighbors that would know the Muse.  They might be able to help me determine what’s going on.  As for the old man, I hope that he has another cure soon.  It seems like this one is wearing off quickly….


Today’s high is going to be 85 degrees.  The silver lining will be additional progress on my story.  To be honest, there has been no progress in the past couple days, so I would like to change that.  I also work for the next 4 days at Little Caesars.  That’s four 4 hour shifts.  Not nearly enough to justify going there and back every day.  I’ll be checking out the temps again, so hopefully they’ll have something for real.  The last couple times I tried them, they baited and switched me at the last second.  Also, if you know of any place that’s hiring, let me know.

To those of you who are fortunate enough to have better jobs than me, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I don’t need his keys.  I already made a copy, so mall here I come!  More clothes, music and makeup!  Yay!

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