What?  A roast?  Is he actually going to be cooking again?  Are we going to see another “Homecooked Meal” segment?

If only that were true.  I am not preparing for the roast of a meat, but for the roast of a person.

Roasts can be funny.  They poke fun at a person, especially one who is quite experienced and has done a lot in their profession.  The one that I am roasting is someone in my Toastmasters club.

 

Muse:  A roast?  Did you say roast?  Where is it?  I’m hungry!

Not that kind of roast.  I’m roasting a person.

Muse:  You are?  Gross!  You’re actually going to eat a person?

No.  Roasting in this sense means you’re making fun of the person.  Something that I do to you all the time.

Muse:  Hey!  That’s not nice!  Anyway, can you give me some of that roast?

No.  And I don’t have much time today.  I need to prepare for it.

Muse;  But I want a roast!  I’m hungry!  Give me a roast, now!

I better get Little Miss Whiny Muse what she wants….

Muse: Roast beef?  Yum!  Tee hee!  Thanks! Om nom nom nom!

Happy now?

Muse:  Yes!  Now can I….

No.  You don’t get any seconds.

Muse:  Aww….All right.  You’re no fun….

 

There.  I had to give her that or there would be no end to her whining.  As for the roast that I’m preparing, I need to have it ready for next Tuesday.

For today, it’s going to be a little warmer, with a high of 71.  The silver lining will be making more progress on my second book.  I hope to do this, since I have not been able to lately.

To all of you who like to watch roasts, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  I want more roast beef NOW!  That’s it!  I’m going to Arby’s!