What? A roast? Is he actually going to be cooking again? Are we going to see another “Homecooked Meal” segment?
If only that were true. I am not preparing for the roast of a meat, but for the roast of a person.
Roasts can be funny. They poke fun at a person, especially one who is quite experienced and has done a lot in their profession. The one that I am roasting is someone in my Toastmasters club.
Muse: A roast? Did you say roast? Where is it? I’m hungry!
Not that kind of roast. I’m roasting a person.
Muse: You are? Gross! You’re actually going to eat a person?
No. Roasting in this sense means you’re making fun of the person. Something that I do to you all the time.
Muse: Hey! That’s not nice! Anyway, can you give me some of that roast?
No. And I don’t have much time today. I need to prepare for it.
Muse; But I want a roast! I’m hungry! Give me a roast, now!
I better get Little Miss Whiny Muse what she wants….
Muse: Roast beef? Yum! Tee hee! Thanks! Om nom nom nom!
Muse: Yes! Now can I….
No. You don’t get any seconds.
Muse: Aww….All right. You’re no fun….
There. I had to give her that or there would be no end to her whining. As for the roast that I’m preparing, I need to have it ready for next Tuesday.
For today, it’s going to be a little warmer, with a high of 71. The silver lining will be making more progress on my second book. I hope to do this, since I have not been able to lately.
To all of you who like to watch roasts, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I want more roast beef NOW! That’s it! I’m going to Arby’s!
2 thoughts on “Me & My Muse – Day 37: Preparing the Roast”
The roast that you gave me was not enough, so I ordered 20 Beef ‘N Cheddars and 10 Regular Roast Beefs at Arby’s. They offered me way more than you did, so NYAH!
Arby’s? Well, you know what I’m gonna do next! I’ll be right back!
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