Me & My Muse – Day 19: L is for Lazy

Having just finished editing my novel last night, I feel a little lethargic.  Maybe it’s because I’m a little tired, and I need to find something else to occupy my time now.  I will be making an official post about my novel in the future, so stay tuned for that.  Granted, I will be writing the next book shortly, but I just want to rest my brain a little bit….

Muse:  Hey!

“Hey” what?  If you want to talk, come out of my head!

Muse:  I don’t feel like it!  I just wanted to tell you something.

What did you want to tell me?

Muse:  What was it?  ….Oh yeah!  Hey!  Can you keep it down?  I’m trying to sleep!

But it’s 2:00 in the afternoon!

Muse:  I know.  I don’t feel like getting up today! I want to sleep all day long!

But what if you’re hungry?

Muse:  I just ignore it.  The hunger pains go away after a while….

So you won’t even get up for a snack?

Muse:  Nope!  I don’t feel like getting up for a snack.  It’s too much energy to get up….

What if you have to go to the bathroom?

Muse:  Oh that?  It’s really no problem at all.  I just….don’t worry about it.  All the problems just go away….

Wait.  You’re not wearing them, are you?

Muse:  Tee hee!  It’s too much energy to get up and go to the bathroom.  I find this to be a lot easier.

That is disgusting.  Um, let’s talk about something else!

Muse:  *yawn*  Go on and do that.  I’m still tired.  I want to sleep…..

What about tomorrow?  Are you going to get up tomorrow?

Muse:  Nah.  I’m just going to sleep all day tomorrow, too.

You can’t keep doing this or you’ll starve to death!  Since you insist on having Tangible rules, I’m not going to let you die by them!

Muse:  You can always feed me something.  I don’t feel like moving my hands.

Since when did you decide to become lazy all of a sudden?

Muse:  I just woke up one day and decided that I didn’t want to get out of bed.

Um, that day is today, you know!  You were out of your bed yesterday!

Muse:  Tee hee!  I know!  And you can take care of the ideas now, since I’m done tending to them.

Why can’t you?

Muse:  I don’t want to get up, remember?  I’m just gonna stare up at the ceiling all day….

I just found a new way to spell lazy.  It’s M-U-S-E.

Muse:  Yeah.  I don’t care about spelling either.  That may be right, but I don’t care.

It isn’t right.  Can you drop the lazy charade and get up?

Muse:  What?  My brain is starting to hurt!  Can you think for me?  I’m too lazy to!

I think you’re going way too far with this.  Get up, you lazy girl!

Muse:  Fine….Aaa….OW! My muscles hurt!

Look at you.  You’re still in your pajamas and your hair is in a tangled mess.

Muse:  And I like it that way!  Tee hee!  Starting today, I’m not taking a shower anymore!

Can you at least get out of your pajamas?

Muse:  Why?  You’re still wearing yours!

I think you’ve taken this too far.  I have a touch of it myself, but you’re making it ridiculous.

Muse:  Can you feed me while I’m standing here?  I’d do it myself, but I don’t want to move my hands….

No.  You got yourself up so feed yourself.

Muse:  But I don’t wanna!

Tough. Lazy as you are, I’m not feeding you!

Muse: Fine!   I’m going back to bed!  Um….Can you carry me back?  I would do it myself, but I don’t feel like moving.


Muse:  F-fine! Uh…OW!  My muscles….OW!  Waaaah! Owwie….


Man!  Can you get any lazier than that?  I think she took it a little too far.

For today, I don’t care about the weather.  I don’t care about the silver lining.  And I don’t care about the closing, so bye.


Muse:  I am never gonna get out of this bed again!

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