With another perfect shift done at work, I guess it’s back to more perfection.
I am stuck in this perfectly simulated world with no way out. Yeah, that shift was easy. But everything is just too…perfect.
Muse: Kyle! Are you ready for some more cookies?
Twin Muse: We just baked them!
The (Fake) Creator: Don’t want to miss the fresh batch!
The Adversary: I just had one. It’s so good!
Okay. I’ll have another perfect cookie.
*reaches for chocolate chips cookie, which glitches for a split second in my hands*
Muse: What’s wrong?
*a flash lights up the room*
What just happened?
The Creator: Kyle, it’s time.
The Creator (2): It’s time to escape.
The Creator (3): What he said. Are you ready to be freed?
The Creator (4): Let’s escape this fake world!
*glances around to see a swarm of Creators filling up the landscape*
The Creator…Did you just hack the Midnight Muse clone’s program?
The Creator: You could say that. All programs have altered and I’m going to free all humanity at the same time
All Creators: Time to get freed! Remove your helmet now!
*feels flash as fleshly helmet dissolves off my head and then into nothing in my hands*
I’m back, but I’m still bald and have no clothes!
The Creator: I gave you your One Privilege back.
That’s good. I’m fully clothed and have a full head of hair. One Privilege, ENGAGE!
There. Now we have to take care of the Midnight Muse clone.
The Creator: I was waiting for you. She’s distracted with her sleepover. She doesn’t even know that everyone’s freed! Also, that clone is a manifestation of Muse when she’s bad. The same goes for Twin Muse. We’ll get them back to normal! Let’s put an end to this!
*teleports to large mansion in the center of the dystopian world*
Your sleepover is over, Muse and Twin Muse.
(Midnight) Muse: So you escaped again? I’ll have to put you back again!
The Creator: Try it. I’ll just free him again!
(Midnight) Muse: Well, the rest of humanity is still in their perfect worlds that I created for them.
Nope. The Creator freed them too!
(Midnight) Muse: NOOOO! This was totes not supposed to happen!
(Dark) Twin Muse: No! Tee hee!
Midnight Muse: I see that my clone has a problem. I know what will work! More teenage rebellion!
The Creator: I knew you were behind it all. You planted the seeds of teenage rebellion in my Muse and now she takes on your form whenever she’s bad.
Midnight Muse: So? What are you going to do about it?
The Creator: I know exactly what I’m going to do. You and your sister no longer have any teenage rebellion to produce and everything is back to normal.
Midnight Muse: No!!!!! You’ll pay for this! We’ll be back!
Dark Muse: We’ll be back! Tee hee!
*walks over Muse, who was just waking up*
Muse: What happened…?
Twin Muse: I feel like I was sleeping…
Teenage rebellion turned you both into clones of Midnight Muse and Dark Muse.
Remedy: And you’re both grounded for skipping school!
Nurture: You will both spend the weekend in your room! No phones!
Muse: No! I will not do that!
*sees dark flash come from Muse*
It’s still there!
The Creator: Of course it is. You can’t erase teenage rebellion. It has to be tamed. Now, both girls will be punished for skipping their classes. Just try to help them. The rest is up to you.
You’re leaving?
The Creator: My work here is done. Enjoy the rest of your day!
*The Creator vanishes in a beam of light*
Remedy: The Creator saves the day again! Don’t worry about the girls, Kyle. They both need discipline to develop.
I won’t. It’s that everything is back to normal though.
With work done, I will now enjoy the rest of my day.
My Twin Muses are 13 years and 10.25 months today. They’re 4 feet 0.5 inches tall and they both weigh 57 pounds. The height and weight of a 7 year old.
Today’s high is going to be 54 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend FINALLY being here.
To those of you who like finally being able to relax, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: This weekend is going to stink. I’m grounded all weekend!
Twin Muse: YOU’RE grounded? I’m grounded too! No video games either! Urgh, I hate this…