Well, since the world is still dystopian, I once again don’t have any work today…

 

(Midnight) Muse:  Well, now you do!  I don’t know how you escaped but you’re going back to your cozy world.  And this time, you’re going to stay there forever.  Please enjoy it, because it’s everything you ever wanted!

*a bright flash comes out of (Midnight) Muse and a new flesh helmet materializes over my head, covering my eyes*

Ughhh…I guess I’m back again.

The Creator:  Just play along.  At least for now, okay?

*notices a glitch over the expression of The Creator’s face*

A glitch!  You’re not the real creator.  You’re fake!

The (Fake) Creator:  You’re never going to leave this world, Kyle.  You might as well get used to it!

At least for now I will.  I don’t know what the real Creator is doing but I now have a shift to get ready for at work.  It will be a noon to 8 shift, but at least it will be perfect.  Nothing but perfection in this world, right?

Muse:  Kyle!  I made you breakfast!

Twin Muse:  And I made you pastries!

The Adversary:  And why did you leave?  This place is peaceful!

*entire room glitches, as everyone’s smile begins to look creepy*

For now, I will just entertain the charade.  Time to get ready now.

My Twin Muses are 13 years and 1.5 months today. They’re 4 feet 0 inches tall and they both weigh 52.5 pounds. The height and weight of a 7 year old.

Today’s high is going to be 52 degrees and the silver lining is having another perfect day of work.

To those of you who like days that go smoothly, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Did you like that omelet, Kyle?  I also have bacon, so eat that too!

Twin Muse:  And I have some strawberry pastries!  Don’t want to work on an empty stomach!

The Adversary:  Don’t you just love the peace, Kyle?

(The Adversary being nice?  Yup.  Clear proof that this place isn’t real.  Let me out of here!)