Let’s try this out. If this doesn’t work, you will never see one of these again.

Before you assume that I’m the usual producer of these posts, I want to make it very clear of who I am.

I am Kyle’s Muse, and I have decided to continue the project from here.  Weren’t you tired of those daily updates?  For those of you who value and desire creativity, rest assured everyone.  You will be getting your daily dose of this from now on.

I would like to compare ideas like flowers.  The more you water them, the better they grow.  With enough sunlight and nutrients, these ideas can really grow and soar to new heights.

Now I know what you’re thinking.  Where is my twin?  Ladies and Gentlemen, with this being a costly reboot, my twin will not be accompanying me in this new series.  Instead, all of the best qualities of me and my twin are all combined into one Muse.  So yeah.  I LOVE to read and I LOVE to play video games.

And before you think I’m just in my Teen Muse cycle, that is not the case.  Me & My Muse has ended for good, so we’re starting with a fresh and clean slate today.  In these daily posts, I will be sharing my life with all of you.  Have you ever wondered what a busy agent of creativity does on a daily basis?  Well, wonder no more because this series will seek to address every one of those mysteries and more.

 

Kyle:  Yo!  What’s up?

Hey Kyle!  I was just introducing the reader to our latest and greatest reboot:  Muse & My Kyle.  Don’t you just love it?

Kyle:  I love it!  I finally get to take a backseat while you do all the work!

Not so fast, Kyle.  You’re not going to backseat this one.  You will be my fun companion to offer comedy relief to the reader!

Kyle:  Yup!  I have plenty of material prepared so you’ll just have to stay tuned to see how it unfolds!  How are things in the creative space?

They are wonderful!  Ideas are plentiful and they’re ripely growing as usual.

Kyle:  Wait a second!  Experi…MENTAL?  Hasn’t something like this been used already?  How original!

I have no idea what you’re talking about, Kyle!  This is a totally original idea.  Honest!

Kyle:  *sigh*  Fine.  I’ll take your word for it.  Well, I do have the day off but it’s back to the salt mines tomorrow.  At least I get to level grind on Mario & Luigi: Brothership.

You’re still on that game?  What’s taking so long?  I have 100% beat that game months ago!  You’re trying to get to Level 100, right?

Kyle:  Yeah.  It’s taking forever!

And you’re saving the funny material for tomorrow?  It’s a good strategy since we want to pique everyone’s curiosity before bring forth the main course.  Well, my laundry doesn’t do itself and I would like read another chapter of War and Peace and start a new playthrough of Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom.  Have fun with your day off!

Kyle:  I will!

*Kyle vanishes from my sight*

Well, the weather is always perfect in the Imaginary Realm.  I think that Kyle said that it was going to be 40 degrees where he lives.

As for the weather around here, it’s going to be perfectly sunny, with a hi of 75 degrees.  The silver lining is launching this brand new series for you all to enjoy (I can’t wait until tomorrow!)

To every one of you who is totally gullible and has just fallen for an April Fools prank, I only have one thing to say…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kyle:  APRIL FOOLS!  Now, let’s switch the narration back.  You have the second person narration and I have the first again.

Seriously everyone.  Do you honestly think that I would ever end a series like this?

Me & My Muse is here to stay, and I have no plans on ever ending it.

*Twin Muse appears next to Muse*

Twin Muse:  Nice!  I can come out now!  That was a fun prank!

Muse:  I know.  It was very easy imitating your stronger desire for video games.

This was fun to plan.  Now let’s land the plane.

My Twin Muses are 16 years and 7 months today. They’re 4 foot 5 inches tall and they both weigh 66 pounds. The height and weight of a 10 year old.

To all of you who love practical jokes, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  wonder if Kyle found the invisible whoopie cushion that I planted on the floor in his room?

Twin Muse:  I also erased all of his save data on his Switch but he doesn’t know that it’s one of my Spare Switches.  Not his! Also, I didn’t actually erase his data, but it will look like I did!

Muse:  When he sits down near his laptop…ooh! I just can’t wait! Hee hee!

Twin Muse:  I got a great idea!  Let’s continue Muse & My Kyle for tomorrow!  We can call it Double Trouble!

Muse:  I love it!  What will he say?  Hee hee!