I mean it this time. It’s too much time and too much effort to try to keep something like this updated every day. As it was, it was hard enough to continue this after posting for another year…
Muse: No! You can’t end it like this!
Twin Muse: No! Don’t end it!
Well I am. This is your chance to say goodbye.
Muse: Are you really? What about the next milestone entry?
Twin Muse: I can’t believe it! Won’t you at least have entry 4300 happen?
That will not happen. I don’t have any 4300th entry planned.
Muse: You don’t? That’s too bad. No 4,300th entry?! I’m going to miss doing these with you…*sniff* DON’T STOP KYLE!
Twin Muse: PLEASE DON’T STOP! I don’t want you to end this!
I am, and there’s nothing that you can do to stop me. Say goodbye. This is your last chance.
Muse: *sniff* *sniff* G…*sob* I can’t even finish this Teen Muse cycle? Good bye everyone…I will miss doing this…I really will…I guess I’ll…*sniff*…read more of my novel!
Twin Muse: And I will…*sniff*…play some more of my Nintendo Switch!
*Muse and Twin Muse teleport back into my head, both sobbing uncontrollably*
For this final update, I will be working an 11 to 7 shift at Little Caesars. After that, I will be enjoying the remainder of this day. Other than that, that’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
My Twin Muses are 17 years and 2 months today. They’re 4 foot 6 inches tall and they both weigh 70 pounds. The height and weight of a 10 year old.
Today’s high is going to be 40 degrees and the silver lining is being able to unwind later.
To those of you who are bummed about me ending this series, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
And farewell. It has been a nice 4,284 days.
Me & My Muse – July 9, 2013 – March 31, 2025