If you read last year’s entry, you get the deal. When you have a hot day, you want a cold drink. The solution? A Slurpee.
FREE SLURPEES – 11 AM TO 7 PM CANCELLED DUE TO COVID-19
I’m not talking the cheap imitations that you find at various gas stations. I’m talking about the 7-Eleven Slurpee. This frozen drink is colder than its competitors. There are many imitators, but only one Slurpee.
And with Slurpees, you get…
Muse: A brain freeze!
What? You didn’t get one yet?
Muse: If you’re hoping that I’m going to re-enact seven years ago, that’s not going to happen. Besides, that Bad Idea possessed me seven years ago…
Aw…I miss you shouting “brain freeze”.
Dark Muse: You mean like this? *Dark Muse takes a big sip from a large Slurpee cup* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Thank you.
Dark Muse: Anytime. Tee hee! I love Free Slurpee Day. Whatever form I’m in, I will never miss it. Tee hee…
Dark Muse: I know. But the Intangible locations still have them! I already had my free Slurpee. I kind of stole it. Tee hee…
But it’s FREE! You can’t steal a free Slurpee!
Dark Muse: But I can steal the cup in the stock room before they start serving them! Tee hee…
You’re not supposed to do that.
Dark Muse: So? I’m imaginary! What’s one cup? Anyway, I’m gonna get three more Slurpees! Tee hee…
Muse: Three more? Are you out of your mind? I’m getting a free one later at an Intangible location. That’s all.
Dark Muse: So? I love Slurpees! Tee hee…
Muse: *sigh* Whatever…
*Dark Muse teleports in a puff of smoke*
Like last year, I’m actually glad that I have a normal Muse to celebrate 7/11 with this year…
Muse: So am I. Did I really act like that seven years ago?
Sadly, yes. But you were in the wrong mind. Under the influence of a bad idea…
Muse: Well, it’s time for breakfast. I’ll see you later for…
Dark Muse: I’m back. Tee hee! I got another free slurpee and three more large Slurpees. I’m gonna drink them all right now! Tee hee! *gulps down free slurpee* Ohhhh!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!
Heh heh. Serves you right for drinking it too fast.
Dark Muse: Well I can drink it as fast as I wanna! *gulps down three large Slurpees* Now I’ll…EEEEEP!!! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
Then go! I’m trying to cut down on the bathroom humor…
Dark Muse: Time to use the little girl’s room. Tee hee. Gotta go! Gotta go! NOW!
*Dark Muse disappears in a puff of smoke*
Muse: Anyway, I’ll see you later at 7-Eleven for the free Slurpee…I guess you won’t. Intangible 7-Elevens don’t exist! Only I can get one! Enjoy your day off!
Thanks. For today, I will be enjoying this day. Since 7-Eleven doesn’t have free Slurpees this year, I have another plan. I will have a Popsicle Firecracker pop. It may not be a Slurpee, but it’s cold and refreshing.
Today’s high is going to be 85 degrees and the silver lining today is obvious. FREE SLURPEE FIRECRACKER POP. Need I say more?
To those of you who love free Slurpees or a paid slurpee or popsicle to substitute for this year, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Free slurpees are a good break from the routine. I just time traveled to last year and got one. I saw myself there as a Zorpozian. Time to visit all the other past years and get my free slurpees! Enjoy your popsicle Kyle…
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