If you read last year’s entry, you get the deal. When you have a hot day, you want a cold drink.  The solution?  A Slurpee.

FREE SLURPEES – 11 AM TO 7 PM    CANCELLED DUE TO COVID-19

I’m not talking the cheap imitations that you find at various gas stations. I’m talking about the 7-Eleven Slurpee. This frozen drink is colder than its competitors. There are many imitators, but only one Slurpee.

And with Slurpees, you get…

Muse: A brain freeze!

What? You didn’t get one yet?

Muse: If you’re hoping that I’m going to re-enact seven years ago, that’s not going to happen. Besides, that Bad Idea possessed me seven years ago…

Aw…I miss you shouting “brain freeze”.

Dark Muse: You mean like this? *Dark Muse takes a big sip from a large Slurpee cup* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Thank you.

Dark Muse: Anytime. Tee hee! I love Free Slurpee Day. Whatever form I’m in, I will never miss it. Tee hee…

Dark Muse: I know. But the Intangible locations still have them!  I already had my free Slurpee. I kind of stole it. Tee hee…

But it’s FREE! You can’t steal a free Slurpee!

Dark Muse: But I can steal the cup in the stock room before they start serving them! Tee hee…

You’re not supposed to do that.

Dark Muse: So? I’m imaginary! What’s one cup? Anyway, I’m gonna get three more Slurpees! Tee hee…

Muse: Three more? Are you out of your mind? I’m getting a free one later at an Intangible location. That’s all.

Dark Muse: So? I love Slurpees! Tee hee…

Muse: *sigh* Whatever…

*Dark Muse teleports in a puff of smoke*

Like last year, I’m actually glad that I have a normal Muse to celebrate 7/11 with this year…

Muse: So am I. Did I really act like that seven years ago?

Sadly, yes. But you were in the wrong mind. Under the influence of a bad idea…

Muse: Well, it’s time for breakfast. I’ll see you later for…

Dark Muse: I’m back. Tee hee! I got another free slurpee and three more large Slurpees. I’m gonna drink them all right now! Tee hee! *gulps down free slurpee* Ohhhh!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!

Heh heh. Serves you right for drinking it too fast.

Dark Muse: Well I can drink it as fast as I wanna! *gulps down three large Slurpees* Now I’ll…EEEEEP!!! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!

Then go! I’m trying to cut down on the bathroom humor…

Dark Muse: Time to use the little girl’s room. Tee hee. Gotta go! Gotta go! NOW!

*Dark Muse disappears in a puff of smoke*

Muse: Anyway, I’ll see you later at 7-Eleven for the free Slurpee…I guess you won’t.  Intangible 7-Elevens don’t exist!  Only I can get one!  Enjoy your day off!

Thanks. For today, I will be enjoying this day. Since 7-Eleven doesn’t have free Slurpees this year, I have another plan.  I will have a Popsicle Firecracker pop.  It may not be a Slurpee, but it’s cold and refreshing.

Today’s high is going to be 85 degrees and the silver lining today is obvious. FREE SLURPEE FIRECRACKER POP. Need I say more?

To those of you who love free Slurpees or a paid slurpee or popsicle to substitute for this year, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Free slurpees are a good break from the routine. I just time traveled to last year and got one.  I saw myself there as a Zorpozian.  Time to visit all the other past years and get my free slurpees!  Enjoy your popsicle Kyle…