If you read last year’s entry, you get the deal. When you have a hot day, you want a cold drink. The solution? A Slurpee.
FREE SLURPEES – 11 AM TO 7 PM
I’m not talking the cheap imitations that you find at various gas stations. I’m talking about the 7-Eleven Slurpee. This frozen drink is colder than its competitors. There are many imitators, but only one Slurpee.
And with Slurpees, you get…
*Muse exits Zoria 50000*
Muse: A brain freeze!
What? You didn’t get one yet?
Muse: If you’re hoping that I’m going to re-enact six years ago, that’s not going to happen. Besides, that Bad Idea possessed me six years ago…
Aw…I miss you shouting “brain freeze”.
Dark Muse: You mean like this? *Dark Muse takes a big sip from a large Slurpee cup* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Thank you.
Dark Muse: Anytime. Tee hee! I love Free Slurpee Day. Whatever form I’m in, I will never miss it. Tee hee…
Dark Muse: I know. I already had my free Slurpee. I kind of stole it. Tee hee…
But it’s FREE! You can’t steal a free Slurpee!
Dark Muse: But I can steal the cup in the stock room before they start serving them! Tee hee…
You’re not supposed to do that.
Dark Muse: So? I’m imaginary! What’s one cup? Anyway, I’m gonna get three more Slurpees! Tee hee…
Muse: Three more? Are you out of your mind? I’m getting a free one later. That’s all.
Dark Muse: So? I love Slurpees! Tee hee…
Muse: *sigh* Whatever…
*Dark Muse teleports in a puff of smoke*
Zoria 50000: Is this Slurpee supposed to be some kind of drink?
Muse: Yes. It’s really good. I’ll have to make sure that you get one!
Zoria 50000: It sounds weird, but I’ll try one. I will have to be careful if it can freeze your brain…
Muse: It doesn’t really. Your head just feels cold if you drink it too fast. It’s a cold sensation…
It is. Like last year, I’m actually glad that I have a normal Muse to celebrate 7/11 with this year…
Muse: So am I. Did I really act like that six years ago?
Sadly, yes. But you were in the wrong mind. Under the influence of a bad idea…
Muse: Well, it’s time for breakfast. I’ll see you later for…
Dark Muse: I’m back. Tee hee! I got another free slurpee and three more large Slurpees. I’m gonna drink them all right now! Tee hee! *gulps down free slurpee* Ohhhh!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!
Heh heh. Serves you right for drinking it too fast.
Dark Muse: Well I can drink it as fast as I wanna! *gulps down three large Slurpees* Now I’ll…EEEEEP!!! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
Then go! I’m trying to cut down on the bathroom humor…
*Dark Muse disappears in a puff of smoke*
Muse: Anyway, I’ll see you later at 7-Eleven for the free Slurpee. I hope you have a good day at work!
Zoria 50000: I’ll want to come too! I’ll want to try this “Slurpee” you speak of.
Muse: You WILL enjoy it. Trust me…
Thanks. For today, I will be working for the day. I will then go to get my free Slurpee. After that, I’ll have the rest of the day off.
Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining today is obvious. FREE SLURPEE. Need I say more?
To those of you who love free Slurpees, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Free Slurpees are a good break from the routine. After that, I’ll go back to being a Zorpozian. She doesn’t understand Slurpees like I do!
Zoria 50000: I don’t. I can’t wait to try it!
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