Me & My Muse – Day 2401: Weather Muse

Having finished my work for the day, I am now going to relax.  Like any work week, I get to relax after a busy day of work.


Muse:  And I get to make the weather whatever I want it to be!  I’m so happy and I’m enjoying the nice sunshine…

*the sun shines brightly in the sky*

Now that you mentioned it, it has been pretty sunny most of the day.  But there was rain in the morning…

Muse:  That’s because I was crying.  You see?  Everyone will have to revere me since I control the weather now…

I think you’re taking this a little too far.  In this story, yes.  You control the weather.  But making people respect you because you can?  I would stop before all this goes to your head.

Muse:  I think that you should stop.  You’re just jealous that you can’t control the weather like I can.  Plus my skin color changes with the weather!  It’s orangish yellow because it’s sunny.  See?

I do.  And I’m not jealous at all.  I could control the weather too if I wanted to with my One Privilege.  But why play with the forces of nature?

Muse:  Why play with them?  Because it’s fun!  I am the Weather Lady!  Fear me!

I don’t think anyone is going to.

Muse:  Oh, they will.

I don’t think that they’re going to fear someone like you.

*Muse’s face turns red*

Muse:  THEY WILL!!!

*a large lightning bolt comes out of the sky, causing a deafening thunder that shakes the whole area*

Whoa…Easy there…

Muse:  Easy?  I’m not going easy.  Everyone will fear me!  The Weather Lady!

*a series of tremors begin to fill the area*

Earthquakes too?  I think that you need to stop…

Muse:  NO!

*a volcano emerges out of the ground and begins a violent eruption*

Muse:  So, are you going to fear me?

Y-yes…All will fear you…

Muse:  Good.  I’m happy now…

*the gloomy sky becomes sunny again*

Muse:  Now I changed my mind.  I am the Weather Queen, and you are my servant.

What?  Why would I serve you?

Muse:  Do you want another demonstration?

N-no.  I think I’ve seen enough.  What is your wish, Weather Queen?

Muse:  Build me a castle.  A very big one!

Right away.  Build castle to Muse’s specifications.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*an enormous castle appears that matches the Muse’s skin color*

Muse:  I will be in my throne room, ruling over my weather kingdom.  I will call you when I need you, slave!

*Muse vanishes in a ray of sunshine*

I take it back.  100 days of a Weather Muse is not going to be good.  I think that all this power is going to her head.  She’s normally not like this, but I think that the forces of nature are affecting her mind.  Whereever Remedy is, I need to talk to him about this and soon.

In the meantime, I will just enjoy the rest of this day.

Today’s high is going to be 42 degrees and the silver lining is already being finished with Monday.

To those of you who are tired from the Super Bowl, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  There!  I made it flood in the Amazon!  I sent a scorching east wind in the Sahara.  Being Weather Queen is great.  All will fear me, or I will send a terrible storm to ravage their land…