Me & My Muse – Day 2245: Mario Making Time!

With it being late in the morning on this Saturday, it’s high time that I start playing some more Super Mario Maker 2.  There is s a level that I’m working on that I’ve really been enjoying.  To echo the words of Mario, “Here we go!”

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is being able to enjoy designing a level during this Labor Day weekend.

To those of you who like playing with level design or your hobby, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Mario Maker, huh?  I might decide to make my own level.  I haven’t done much gaming since Super Mario Odyssey.  It’s time to get started.  Story mode, here i come!

Me & My Muse – Day 2244: Hello Weekend…

It is me.  I am here.  Are you all ready?  I know that I am.  Time to enjoy my Friday evening with a relaxing…

 

Harmony:  Kyle!  You need to get going on the campaign.  Muse is about to outgrow the Realm of Imagination.

No she’s not.  This story arc is suspended for the weekend.

Harmony:  It is?!  Thank you!  I never rehearsed the next scene.  Time to rehearse!

*Muse teleports to reality*

Muse:  Thanks!  I get to take a break from being a tween.  I’m well prepared, but we can take the weekend off…

We can.  The arc will resume after the weekend.  Did everyone hear that?  Enjoy the weekend!

Muse:  I think they did.  I think I saw Harmony and the others walk off the set…I’ll be back at my house, reading.  You can feel free to drop on by!

I think I will   See you later!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

To start off the weekend, I paid my sister a visit.  I went and saw Harper and took a few pictures.  She was very sleepy, so she didn’t act very awake.

After seeing my niece, I bough some kimchi and came home.  I will now take it easy.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend being here at last.

To those of you who are glad that Labor Day weekend is here, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  It’s so great that the weekend’s here!  It’s actually kind of nice to take a break from being a tween.  It’s not always easy to play a role like that, but as usual, I’m a natural at it.  Time to catch up on my reading!

Me & My Muse: Day 2243: Almost there…

For work, Thursday is over and only Friday remains.  Everything is ready to go for tomorrow so I guess I’ll be taking it easy tonight.

For this week, I managed to run a total of a little more than 16 miles.  That’s basically half a marathon so that’s pretty good in terms of progress.

Now for the wrap up.

My Muse is currently 11 years and 1.25 months old today. She is 3’5″ tall and she weighs 33 pounds. The height and weight of a four-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend almost being here.

To those of you who look forward to Labor Day weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Harmony:  I hope Kyle has that campaign done soon.  Muse’s popularity keeps going up!

 

Meanwhile…

 

Muse:  Just took another selfie and is already has more than a 1 million likes!  I’m so popular!  Tee hee!

*Muse flashes brightly and continues to grow*

Me & My Muse – Day 2242: Productive Wednesday

To sum things up today, I got a lot of things done.  I ran 4.15 miles for my workout today.  So far, so good.

On the imaginary side, I have yet to finish my social media campaign to have a larger following than my Muse.  She’s virtually everywhere in the Realm of Imagination’s social networks.

Having that said, I’ll call it a day.  The week is almost over.  It won’t be long before I’ll be able to relax.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 6 months old today. She is 3’7.5″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 72 degrees and the silver lining is getting a lot done today.

To those of you who like productivity, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  1,000,000 more likes on Instagram!  Every selfie I post is getting more and more popular!  Tee hee!

*Muse flashes brightly, growing more and more powerful*

Me & My Muse – Day 2241: Chill Tuesday

Having finished all my work for the day, I am now ready to relax.  With only one lunch Toastmasters meeting today, there is no meeting tonight.  With that, today is going to be a chill Tuesday…

 

Harmony:  Not chill for us.

Oh Harmony?  Did y-

Harmony:  Didn’t you get the group texts?!  Our entire city is the size of your Muse’s foot and she ruined it.  Now we don’t have a place to live.

Can’t you make a new city?

Harmony:  I don’t think you understand how Intangibles work.  MUSES can do that.  We can’t.

Charity:  All we can do are the Intangible attributes that we were assigned.

Excited:  YEAH!  Isn’t it great?!!

Well, I’ll see what I can do.  All I can say is that it may not work.  If my Muse has a one privilege, she can undo anything I try.  Let’s go to your realm, okay?

*teleports to the Realm of Imagination with Harmony, Charity, and Excited*

Here we go.  Your Intangible city is rebuilt and back to normal.  One Privilege…ENGAGE!

That’s strange.  It’s not working!

Harmony:  I wonder if it had anything to do with that selfie that she took?

Selfie?

Harmony:  She took a selfie after she ruined the city.  If she’s powerful, then her phone probably is, too.  Whatever you do, don’t like her Instagram posts!

Charity:  Yeah.  We are seeing weird things happen when people like her posts.  It’s like they’re completely under her control.

So she’s using social media to make herself more powerful?  That is so what a tween would do.

Harmony:  She’s everywhere too.  Her followers are growing rapidly on twitter and everyone are retweeting her tweets!

Excited:  She’s got a facebook page and everyone is following her!  Yeah!

*Charity and Harmony glare at Excited*

Excited:  Sorry!  I can’t help myself!  I’m always excited!  Whoo hoo!

I have an idea.  What if I gain a larger following than her on social media?  Maybe I could get the upper hand.

Harmony:  Good luck with that.  Her popularity is growing fast!

Charity:  Already there are thousands of people that are stanning her!

Well, I better get to work. Putting together a campaign like this won’t be easy.  I’ll see what I can do.

Harmony:  Okay.  Keep reading the group texts, okay?

Alright.  I’ll check back later when I have everything together.

Harmony:  Okay.  See ya, Kyle!

*teleports back to reality*

Well, I’ll work on that for them.  Then I’ll relax and call it a day.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 9 months old today. She is 3’4.5″ tall and she weighs 32 pounds. The height and weight of a four-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is getting some work accomplished.

To those of you who like unwinding after a busy day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Harmony:  I know that’s the case with Muse.  Each new like and follower is making her more and more powerful!

 

Meanwhile…

 

Muse:  Hee!  Tee hee!  More likes!  More followers!  More selfies!  At this rate, I will become queen of the internet!  Tee hee!

*likes and followers continue flowing in, making Muse flash brightly with power*

Me & My Muse – Day 2240: Four Miles…

Yup. That’s how much I ran this morning.  Four miles.  On a treadmill.

And to top it all off, I worked a full day.  All in all, it was a productive and satisfying Monday.

And my old friend “Blackie” is back.  The 2005 Buick LeSabre.  The ignition module was busted and a new one needed to be put in.  The repair bill was scary but I was able to pay it.

What’s left for the remainder of today?  Pretty much just the usual case with a work week.  Get ready for the next day and unwind as usual.

I would like to set some goals for the remainder of this year.  Not just ones that I stare at, but ones that I actually complete.  Getting more of my story written is one of them.  Finding a way to publish one of my books is another.  I will discuss more of this in future posts to come.  All you need to know right now is that they’re in the forefront of my mind.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 11.25 months old today. She is 3’4.75″ tall and she weighs 32 pounds. The height and weight of a 4-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining completing my workout for the day.

To those of you who like completing a good workout, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Harmony:  Well, there goes our city.  She outgrew it!  Kyle’s not acting fast enough.  The entire Imaginary Realm is so totally going to get destroyed if Muse keeps growing.  I’m going to talk to Kyle about this.  Something needs to be done about this boots.  What do you say, my hunties?

Charity:  I support you hundo p, sis!

Excited:  Yeah!  I support you too boots!

 

Meanwhile…

*Muse flashes and grows bigger*

Muse:  My selfies are going viral!  Tee hee!  They are totally GOAT…

*Muse lets out a deep yawn*

Muse:  Now I’m really tired boots…

*Muse takes a quick selfie, lies down, and falls asleep*

Me & My Muse – Day 2239: Last Week of Summer

To review, today went quite well. I went to Midland Free and then attended the service with my grandparents. We then had breakfast and I went home after that.

Before I went home, I needed some more food for the week and a water filter, so I stopped by the store to get the items I needed.

I will now take it easy for the rest of the day. I’ll make the most of what’s left of this weekend before I begin the week. For a lot of kids, it is the last week of summer, so you better enjoy it while it lasts.

My Muse is currently 11 years and 10.25 months old today. She is 3’6.5″ tall and she weighs 34 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 78 degrees and the silver lining is having the day off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Harmony:  I hope that Kyle gets Muse back to normal soon.  Charity and Excited are starting to bore me.  It’s just not the same without her.  *sigh*

 

Meanwhile…

Muse:  I just outgrew the city and I’m getting a lot of updates on Instagram!  Time for another selfie!  Tee hee!

*Muse continues growing and flashes brightly while taking a selfie*

Me & My Muse – Day 2238: A Slight Change of Plans

The original plan today was that I would drive over to Reed City and visit my friend with my brother.  But from last night, my friend told me that this weekend would not work.

With that, I have a slight change of plans today.  After having other plans for all my past weekends, maybe this is for the best.  I already had my breakfast so all that remains is getting ready for the day.

My Muse is currently 11 years and 1.5 months old today. She is 3’5″ tall and she weighs 33 pounds. The height and weight of a four-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 73 degrees and the silver lining is having this Saturday off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Saturday so far, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Tee hee!  I outgrew the mall!  I checked my Instagram feed and there are over 1,000 shares!  Time to grow some more and take some more selfies!  Tee hee!

Me & My Muse – Day 2237: Time for the Weekend

With the weekend here, it is now time to relax.  My work day is over and my brother has his car back.  What will I do this weekend?  Hmm…

 

Harmony:  Help!  Your Muse is not normal!

Who are you?

Harmony:  I’m Harmony!  I’m your Muse’s bestie!

Charity:  Boldie’s gone!

Excited:  Yeah!  It’s just us now!

Who are you two?

Harmony:  Oh.  She’s Excited and the other one is Charity.  Something weird entered your Muse!

I think I know who it is.  It’s the Dark Muse.  Judging on my experience with her in the past, I know that something is affecting her this time.  Maybe another Dark Muse escaped from the Teeheeverse?

Harmony:   Teeheeverse? What’s that?

It’s the Dark Muse’s own universe.  That’s what she calls it.  Because I banished that version of her, she must’ve escaped somehow and possessed the good Dark Muse.

Harmony:  Whoa.  How did you do that?

It’s my One Privilege.  I can read where she is even is she’s a far distance away.

Harmony:  Can you restore her?  PLEASE?  She’s my bestie!

Charity:  She’s the leader of our fam!

Excited:  Yeah!  Just bring her back, okay?!

Whoa.  A little too much excitement there.

Harmony:  Oh.  Don’t worry about her.  She’s always Excited.

Don’t worry about my Muse.  I’ll bring her back somehow.

Harmony:  Please do!  Your Muse is…*Harmony whispers into my ear*

Oh.  Okay.  It’s that bad, huh?  Don’t worry.  I’ll get her back.  In the meantime, just chill.

Harmony:  Hey!  That’s my line!

Oh.  It is?  Sorry.

Harmony:  We’re going to my house.  We’ll talk later, kay?

Alright, or kay, or however you young people talk now.

Harmony:  It’s alright.  Bye!

*Harmony, Excited, and Charity all vanish in a flash of glitter*

Well, that’s to be expected.  I was wondering when the Dark Muse was going to show up.  I guess it makes sense that a Dark Muse is possessing a Dark Muse.  That means that my Muse is possessed by a Dark Muse that’s possessed by a Dark Muse.  Talk about meta!

Time to take it easy for tonight.  I have the whole weekend ahead of me and it’s going to be fun.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 6 months old today. She is 3’4.25″ tall and she weighs 31 pounds. The height and weight of a 4-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend finally being here.

To those of you who are glad that it’s the weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  So much flashing!  Tee hee!  Time for a selfie!

*Muse flashes while taking a picture of herself*

 

Meanwhile…

Harmony:  Is Kyle added to our group text?

Charity:  He is.  Look at your phone!

Harmony:  Oh.  Okay.  I guess I couldn’t see that in the feed with everyone else’s messages.  I hope he gets Muse back.  I MISS her!

Excited:  So do I!  Whoo!!!

Me & My Muse – Day 2236: Breakfast for Dinner

How do I finish a productive day at work after getting my old Buick towed?  By having breakfast for dinner, of course!  With the abundance of blueberries in the house, my mom decided to make blueberry pancakes with plenty of sausage links to go with it.

There is only one problem with this. With all the gluten in the pancake, it made it a tough pancake to swallow.  I will discuss this more in a future entry, as I would like to cover what I have been reading in Brain Maker.

I had one pancake and piled on the sausage.  I also had an egg, so that was my dinner.

Being tired from today, I am now going to call it a night.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 2.5 months old today. She is 3’7.25″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining is having breakfast for dinner.

To those of you who like having your meals in reverse, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Fortunately, I don’t have to worry about carbs at my age.  Wait!  I’m an Intangible!  I don’t have to worry about carbs at all!  I’ll have a plate full of pancakes but first, a food selfie!  There.  I wonder how may likes I’ll get on Instagram?

Me & My Muse – Day 2235: Be Prepared!

Okay.  I admit it.  I still haven’t seen new Lion King movie, but I will be tonight.

With work done for the day, “both my teeth and ambitions are bared”.  Having revisited my childhood and saw the 1994 Lion King, I am totally prepared.  I’m prepared for the chance of a lifetime.  Prepared for sensational news.

With it being 2019 now,  a shining new era is tiptoeing nearer.  With a roaring total beyond $1.4 billion, The Lion King is already one of the highest grossing movies of all time.  At number nine, this movie should be a hit.

I now have a bathroom to clean.  After that, I’ll be seeing the movie with my brother.  I’ll let you know how it turns out.

My Muse is currently 11 years and 2.25 months old today. She is 3’5.5″ tall and she weighs 33 pounds. The height and weight of a four-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 85 degrees and the silver lining is seeing The Lion King tonight.

To those of you who like seeing blockbusters, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

*Muse transforms into her adult form and produces a tween clone of herself*

Original Muse:  You’re going to see it?  I’m coming too!

Muse:  So am I!  And my bestie, and five other friends in my fam!  This movie’s going to be the GOAT!

Me & My Muse – Day 2234: Last Toast of the Month

To review this day as a whole, today was quite productive and full of activity.  I ran another 3.7 miles today and I presented a speech at today’s Toastmasters club at work.  All in all, today was quite productive.

For tonight, I will be going to another Toastmasters meeting, which will be at my home club.  The usual Taco Bell will follow.  That’s pretty much the rest of the day in summary form.

My Muse is currently 11 years and 10.75 months old today. She is 3’6.5″ tall and she weighs 34 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 86 degrees and the silver lining is getting a lot accomplished today.

To those of you who like getting things done, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Toastmasters?  I think I’m too young to join any of the Intangible clubs right now.  Oh well.  Time to play some more Candy Crush Saga and hang out with my bestie!

Me & My Muse – Day 2233: The Lion King – 1994 Encore

To be clear, yes.  This is the 1994 original animated version of The Lion King, not the 2019 remake that is in the box office.  Since my brother has not had a chance to watch the 1994 version, I will be watching it a second time with him.  We will then both see the new one in theaters this Wednesday.

To update everyone on yesterday, my friend was able to play a little bit of Yoshi’s Crafted World before he left.  All in all, it was a fun weekend to visit.

This morning, I wasted no time on getting my workout in.  I ran 3.7 miles this morning, alternating between hi intensity and low intensity workout speeds.  I ran at 5 miles per hour for 15 minutes and then walked at 2.5 miles per hour for 15 minutes.  I repeated that set of two for a total of one hour on the treadmill today.

On my break, I also had a chance to read Dr. David Perlmutter’s Brain Maker.  For dieting, this book is an eye-opener.  More on this in a later post.  All I can say for right now is that it’s pretty interesting information that might prove beneficial to anyone who wants to diet the right way.

For now, I’m going to take a breather and wait for Ryan to come home.  Then we will start the movie when he’s ready.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 4.5 months old today. She is 3’4.25″ tall and she weighs 31 pounds. The height and weight of a 4-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 86 degrees and the silver lining is getting a good workout in today.

To those of you who like working out and reliving your childhood, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Again?  Oh.  Your brother hasn’t seen it.  I want to see the new one!  I just bought some tickets using Fandango.  This movie’s going to be totally lit…

Me & My Muse – Day 2232: SunNESday GoodNES…

To provide a quick update, the birthday celebration weekend has been going great so far.  At this moment, my friend is currently resting for a short period of time.  When he wakes up, he will be playing more of the games that he got for his birthday.  That would be Yoshi’s Crafted World, a game that I got for him.

To recap yesterday, he came over in the morning and played some Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.  After that, he left for his other friends in the afternoon.  When he came back, he brought back some Basil Thai, which we all ate for dinner while watching another episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.  After that, we opened up all of our gifts.  I got a book called Brain Maker and my brother got some silver coins.  From both me and my brother, my friend got Super Mario Maker 2 and Yoshi’s Crafted World.  Jeff decided to start Story Mode on Super Mario Maker 2.  After he played for a while, he wanted to play some more Pokémon: Let’s Go, Eevee!  He then finished for the night and I went to bed.

This morning, he played some more Let’s Go, Eevee!  He then took a break for lunch and we watched the first episode of Agent Carter.  He was then tired and wanted to rest for a little bit.

That’s the update for now.  I will keep you updated on what goes on tomorrow.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 11.5 months old today. She is 3’7.75″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 83 degrees and the silver lining is being able to spend more time with my friend.

To those of you who like spending time with friends that you haven’t seen in a while, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  It seems like you’re having a blast!  I see most of my fam regularly.  There are a couple that I would like to see more.  They’re at summer camp and I’m waiting for their posts…

Me & My Muse – Day 2231: SaturNESday Birthday Weekend

To recap on what went on so far, my friend came over at around 9:20 this morning.  More recently, he left for his other friends in town and he is going to be over there until 5:00 in the afternoon.

When my friend comes back, the birthday celebration will officially begin. I will open up my present from him and so will my brother.  He will then open up his present from both me and my brother.  All in all, it should be pretty fun, so I look forward to it.

My Muse is currently 10 years and 2.75 months old today. She is 3’4″ tall and she weighs 31 pounds. The height and weight of a 4-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 79 degrees and the silver lining is my friend coming over today.

To those of you who like spending the weekend with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  I’ll let Kyle catch up on his Instagram later.  I left five more posts.  One of them went viral!

Me & My Muse – Day 2230: Weekend Fanfare

With the week all finished up, it’s now time to focus on part two of my birthday weekend.  Tomorrow morning, my friend should be over here, and it will be a fun weekend of games, prezzies, and Netflix.  This week was fun starting with my birthday and then my niece being born.  Ending it by celebrating more birthdays should be a lot of fun.

Time to relax and chill.  I may watch the Lion King VHS that I just got from Amazon.  Just one lost relic of my childhood that I would like to re-watch before I see the live action version.

My Muse is currently 11 years and 1.75 months old today. She is 3’5″ tall and she weighs 33 pounds. The height and weight of a four-and-a-half-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 79 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend finally being here.

To those of you who like to unwind and watch movies on Fridays, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  You’re watching the VHS Lion King?  That’s cool.  Retro is totally in!  I just finished watching a few videos on the Lion King and they were totally lit!

Me & My Muse – Day 2229: My First Niece

Everyone, I didn’t want to make the news official until now.  But since things are going well with her, I’ll go ahead and announce it.  Yesterday, at 3:21 p.m., my sister Rachel gave birth to a baby girl weighing 7 pounds, 2 ounces and measuring 20 inches long.  Ladies and gentleman, here is my first niece: Harper Rae Otis.  It’s official.  I’m finally an uncle.

 

My sister got discharged this morning.  Now as eager as my sister wants to take Harper home, the doctors at the hospital want her to stay a few more days.  That is probably a good idea, since the doctors want to make sure that she’s healthy.

With the fourth day of work done, only one more day remains before the second birthday weekend.  I need to sign my friend’s birthday card and wrap his birthday gift.  It will be a special NES weekend.

I also need to eat.  I am going to eat my leftover nachos from the other night and take it easy.  That’s all I have for now.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 8.25 months old today. She is 3’7.5″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining is my sister having a baby girl.

To those of you who like having new nieces or nephews, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

*Muse transforms into her adult form and generates a tween clone of herself*

Original Muse:  Your sister had a baby?  Aw!  I want to see it!  Tell her that I said congratulations!

Muse:  That’s awesome!  I just group texted all of my friends the news!

Me & My Muse – Day 2228: Birthday Dinner: Part II

To be brief tonight,  I enjoyed tonight’s dinner.  My grandma is made a special birthday dinner for me and my brother.  It consisted of a chicken breast stuffed with refried beans and topped with cheese and salsa.  Rice, zucchini and extra refried beans were served with the dinner, along with some extra salsa and Tabasco sauce.  A brownie topped with whipped cream, raspberries, and vanilla ice cream was served for dessert.  Overall, it was pretty good.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 9.5 months old today. She is 3’7.75″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Time to go to bed.  I have another day of work ahead of me.

Today’s high is going to be 79 degrees and the silver lining is having a nice birthday dinner at my grandparents.

To those of you who like have having special meals with others, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  That meal was good.  I posted it on my Instagram.  It already has 12 likes!

Me & My Muse – Day 2227: Birthday Aftermath

With my birthday over, it is now time to relax and take it easy today. Before we do that, I would like to recap on what I did for my birthday. Yesterday and last night in particular.

First all, the morning. I went to work and worked much of the day. After that, I came home.

After I got home, I then waited for my brother to come home.  After he did, I rode with my parents and my brother to the restaurant for dinner.  I had dinner at Ghengis Khan Mongolian Barbeque with my parents.  I made three dishes. The first one was buffalo crab, scallops, shrimp, and calamari.  My second dish was teriyaki barbeque shrimp and noodles. I then had some hot and sour soup.  The last dish was what I called my “firework” creation.  I had Mongolian crab, shrimp, calamari and other Asian staples, like tofu, mushrooms, baby corn and noodles. I got a brownie covered in whipped cream for my free dessert. Overall, the dinner was amazing.

After the dinner came the cake and ice cream. The cake was a chocolate cake with buttermilk chocolate frosting from Meijer. After my family sang “Happy Birthday to You”, I blew out the candle with my brother, and we all ate cake and ice cream. I had a scoop of chocolate truffle and two scoops of vanilla.

Overall, my birthday was fun…

Time to end this now. I will now begin my day, going to work, doing a service project with my Adult Discipleship Group, and then coming home afterward. I will then enjoy the remainder of my day after that.  During lunchtime, I may visit my sister at the hospital to check up on my new niece.

My Muse is currently 12 years and 5.25 months old today. She is 3’7.5″ tall and she weighs 35 pounds. The height and weight of a five-year old.

Today’s high is going to be 80 degrees and the silver lining is there being plenty of leftover cake.

To those of you who like leftover cake after your birthday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Original Muse: I hope you enjoyed your birthday, Kyle. I know I did. Thanks for the presents! I hope you liked mine!

Muse:  I hope he liked my pop socket!  I know that I enjoy mine…

Me & My Muse – Day 2226: Happy Birthday!

Once again, the day is here again. I’m another year older. Another year wiser. Getting on the subject of birthdays, I really love them. Most of us love celebrating the day of our birth. This is usually done with presents, a special dinner and the cake and ice cream, with is the staple for most birthday parties.

Birthdays are also the time that you get numerous people coming out of the woodwork. If you have a facebook, you will find a number of people that you normally never talk to wishing you happy birthday. I actually don’t have a problem with this, since everyone who does this are people that I do know. Some, however, are people that I haven’t talked to in years. Oh facebook and your birthday stalkers. You never cease to amaze me…

 

Muse:  Happy birthday, Kyle!

Cake 2

For me? Thank you!

Muse: I am also taking a day off from being a tween, so you won’t have to worry about that.

That’s nice to hear.  I wouldn’t want you to be preoccupied on my birthday!

Muse: Actually, I have just one more game of Candy Crush Saga.  I’ll be right back.

Really? Not on my birthday!

Muse: Just kidding! I will not turn into a tween.  I promise.

I can remember how last year’s birthday was.  You were a mermaid and you took the day off so that you could spend it with me.  The year before that, you were a Jedi and you took the day off so that you could spend it with me.  The year before that, you were were a baby and I wished for you to be an adult for a day.  And the year before that, you were brought from the past with Gabrielle so that I could celebrate my birthday with you. And the year before that, you were just getting over your shy tics. And the year before that, you were the Dark Muse…

Muse: You mean the Bad Idea, right? For just that one day, I was normal. After that, the Bad Idea took over again. It was terrible.

What about being a tween?  I haven’t seen the Dark Muse since the Twins Days Festival, as Twin Muse.  The Dark Muse is not going to go inside you, is she?

Muse:  Not that I know of.  I haven’t see her yet since last weekend in Ohio so I don’t see any holes this year, either.

Awesome! It looks like you have everything all under control.

Muse: It’s fine. There’s nothing that you need to worry about. So, what do you want to do, birthday boy?

Whatever I want. After all, it is my birthday, right?  Well, I do have to work, first.  Besides that, everything else is fair game.

Muse: Right. It took me quite a while to make that cake, so please eat all of it.

Don’t worry. I will, just for you.

Muse: Don’t I get a piece?

We’ll both eat it. We’ll eat it together…

Muse: What about your brother?

All three of us. We will all eat it together.

Muse: Sounds good to me!

You…look beautiful. Even more so than other days.

Muse: It’s for you. I appreciate your level of creativity. It keeps me healthy. The new ideas that are born. The ideas that eventually ripen into the most delicious of food. There is never a shortage. You always provide for me, and I’m thankful for it.

Well, if I leave you starved, it doesn’t help me at all. I don’t mind going the extra mile to keep you healthy.

Muse: Your food has given me a unique vitality. One that almost blurs the lines of reality and imagination. I long to be a person like you, but alas…There is a wall of separation between us.

Deja vu much?

Muse: I know. I said that last year, and it’s still something that I long for. When you find your wife, you will find me. The REAL me.

Muse: Like last year, I will ask again. What do you want to do on your birthday?  Well, after work, of course…

I just want to have a nice dinner with my family. A nice dinner with some cake and ice cream. Before that, I’ll be working at East End.  Later on, I’ll head home.

Muse: As you wish. It’s your day, so I won’t sway any of your decisions.

Good. I’m sure that you won’t be swayed by this…

*gives Muse a kiss on the lips*

Muse: Hey. I was just about to kiss you! My turn!

*Muse gives me a big kiss*

That was really good. There’s plenty more where that came from later.

Muse: Not too later. I want to be back by midnight.  I don’t want to spoil my beauty rest…

Oh yeah. That’s right. Well, I better enjoy my time with you while it lasts…

Muse: I’ll enjoy my time with you as well. Anyway, I’ll let you get ready. Happy 35th Birthday, Kyle!

*Muse gives me another kiss and vanishes back into my head*

Isn’t she amazing? I love her immensely and I hope to meet her true identity some day…

From that exchange, it looks like my Muse already gave me her gift, and I shared it with her. I will also eat all of that cake with her and my brother. Man, am I going to feel that in the morning.

For today, I will be working and enjoying my birthday early in the day.  After that, I will have a nice dinner with my family at Ghengis Khan Mongolian Barbeque tonight. After that, we will come home for cake and ice cream. Today’s high is going to be 82. It’s supposed to be a little sunny, so that will be nice. The silver lining today is pretty obvious. It is my birthday and my brother and I will be enjoying it.

To all of you who love birthdays like I do, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Happy 35th birthday, Kyle! I hope that yours is a really good one…