Me & My Muse – Day 1801: The Little Mermuse

To reflect for today, I had a rather busy and productive day.  I went to The H Hotel again for a talent development conference.  Having that said, I’ll now…

*entire room is submerged in water*

Whbbb…Ibb cbbb brbbb…

*uses One Privilege*

There.  I can breathe and talk underwater.  Muse! What are you doing here?

Muse:  I just wanted to visit you!  Isn’t the sea amazing?

What sea?  You’re in my…WHAT?  What did you do to my room?

Muse:  I made it disappear.  We’re in the ocean now.

You can’t just turn my room into an ocean!

Muse:  Why not?  I turned my house into one.  There’s plenty of space for me to swim!

That’s nice, but keep the ocean in your realm!

Muse:  Kyle, I can’t do that.  I need water to breathe!  If I don’t have water, my gills will dry out!

Fine.  If you visit me, just wear a fish bowl or something!

Muse:  Um, Kyle?  (Muse points to her tail)  I have a tail.  How am I supposed to walk around?

I see.  You have a mermaid tail so you can’t walk.  …Wait!  Can’t you just grow legs?

Muse:  I have a better idea.  You can grow a tail!

Grow a tail?  Why?  I don’t really want to be a merman…

Muse:  Come on!  It’ll be fun!  I need someone cute like you to keep me company!

*sigh*  I don’t see the point.  What would we do?  Just swim around?

Muse:  We would come back to my place and we could cuddle for a bit.  Come on, cuddlefish!

I don’t know…

Muse:  Answer me this.  Have you ever been kissed by a mermaid before?  Here.  I’ll give you one right now…

*Muse kisses me on the lips*

That felt nice…Hey!  What’s going on?

*my legs flash and transform into a merman tail*

Muse:  There!  Now you can come with me!

Yes…I will… You know what?  I’m actually starting to really like this!

Muse:  Hold on!  I’m going to let you practice swimming around.  I had to do this for a while when I first woke up.  It’s pretty easy.  I’m going to prepare things at home.  Be right back!

*Muse vanishes in a bubble of light*

I don’t know why, but I’m really in love with her now.  I don’t mind being a merman either.  Time to practice swimming!  I think that I’m starting to get the hang of it.

Today’s high is going to be 79 degrees and the silver lining is being able to enjoy the remainder of this day.

To those of you who are enjoying your Tuesday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  It worked!  He resisted at first but he can’t resist my charm!  My ocean is a little small.  I think I’ll expand it before i check in on him…

*water floods out of her house and begins flooding Intangible neighborhood*