Me & My Muse – Day 1609: More Christmas Shopping

I’m not quite done yet.  While most of my shopping is done, there are still a couple of things that I still need to buy and wrap.  After small group, church, and my breakfast with my grandparents, I went shopping.  I got a couple more Christmas things and restocked my cereal.  I should be all set for a while…


*gets teleported to Muse’s room*

Oh hey!  What did you bring me here for?

Muse:  I just wanted to show you something!

Where’s your mom and dad?

Muse:  They’re in the living room.  I want to show you something!


Muse:  In here!

*Muse opens up her drawer, revealing a pile of underwear*

Wow!  You’re wearing underwear now?

Muse:  Uh huh!  But only during the day.  The only accident I had was when I woke up this morning…I got so many M&M’s yesterday that I can barely hold them in one hand…

Don’t worry about the nighttime.  You’ll grow out of it soon enough and you won’t need to wear diapers at night.

Muse:  I know.  I just wish that I could wake up before I have to go…

How old are you?

Muse:  I’m seven.  Almost seven and a half.  My mom measured me today.  I am 3’1.5″ tall and I weigh 38 pounds.

Hmm…So you’re the height of a three year old and the weight of a five year old?

Muse:  Yup!  I am in 3T clothes now.  My mom said I was too big for 2T…

Well, you are pretty small for your age.  It’s okay.  You’ll at least end up more than four feet tall…

*Muse gives me a nervous smile*


Muse:  I gotta go potty!  Bye Kyle!

*Muse teleports me back to reality*

Well, it looks like she’s really growing.  She’s a nice young girl at seven.  I’m so glad that she’s learning the toilet.  Perhaps if she masters this as a child, she won’t be incontinent as an adult…

Anyway, time to finish preparing things for tomorrow.  I will then play a little bit of my game with any time left.

Today’s high is going to be 48 degrees and the silver lining is getting some shopping done.

To those of you who are working on your Christmas shopping, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Phew!  Made it!  Kyle looks so cute.  I want to marry him when I grow up.  I wonder what I look like as an adult?

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