One of the two is guaranteed to happen today. As for which one, I will just have to wait and find out.
With my co-worker not feeling well, I may get a phone call to come in and cover a shift. I am pretty much ready, so I’ll be coming in if that is needed.
As for the other side, I will be taking it easy, as long as that period lasts. If it’s all day, it will last all day. If it’s for a short while, it will be for a short while. Whatever the length, I’m ready to work.
Muse: Kyle, can I please teleport you?
Sure. I don’t see why not.
*gets teleported to Muse’s room with Muse laying on top of an opened diaper*
Nurture: Muse! What did I tell you about teleporting Kyle?
Muse: But I asked, mommy! He said yes!
Nurture: Were you talking to him telepathically?
Muse: Uh-huh! Mommy, I didn’t make it!
Nurture: Well, you couldn’t honey. You were going while you were fast asleep! We’ll try today while you’re awake. You’ll get another M&M if you go, okay?
*Muse makes 1 M&M appear in her hand*
Muse: Look Kyle! Mommy gave me this for going last night!
Wow. Those M&M’s are pretty good, aren’t they? Well, I should probably leave. I don’t know why you teleported me in the middle of a diaper change…
Muse: No! Don’t go!
*Muse makes M&M disappear*
When are you going to eat that M&M?
Muse: I’m saving it for later!
Are you going to get a bunch of M&M’s and then eat them!
Muse: Uh-huh! I wanna eat a whole mouthful!
*Nurture fastens Muse’s diaper and puts her dress on*
Nurture: There honey. You’re all set. Let’s get you a big glass of juice with your breakfast!
Muse: Okay! I want a bunch of M&M’s! Bye Kyle! I’m gonna use the potty a lot and get a bunch of M&M’s!
Oh. I don’t feel like checking. How old is Muse today?
Nurture: How old are you, dear?
Muse: I’m FIVE!
Nurture: And I measured her right after I gave her a shower. She’s 2’11.5″ and she weighs 33 pounds. She’s the height of a two and a half year old and the weight of a four year old. Okay? Let’s get breakfast dear!
I’ll see you both later. What’s Remedy doing?
Nurture: He’s Christmas shopping. He’ll be back later.
*teleports back to reality*
It looks like my Muse is making progress. Nurture was right in that just being a phase. Anyway, time to get ready and be on call.
Today’s high is going to be 50 degrees and the silver lining is being able to enjoy as much of this day as I’m able to.
To those of you who are enjoying your Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
*Muse gulps down glass of juice*
Muse: Mommy! I gotta go potty!
*Muse runs into the bathroom, takes off her diaper and sits down on her potty*
Muse: I did it! Can I have another M&M?
Nurture: Excellent dear! That deserves two M&M’s!
Muse: Two more? Yay!